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1. Microsoft where quality is job 11 author

   Microsoft, where quality is job 1.1.  ~Author Unknown...




2. Windows is just dos in drag author

   Windows is just DOS in drag.  ~Author Unknown...




3. If you cannot b a pencil to

   If You Cannot B A Pencil To Write Anyone?s Happiness Then Try Atleast To Be......




4. We used pencil when we were small

   We used pencil when we were small but now we use pens or ball pen…......




5. Msg of the ayagar tum aik pencil

   MSG OF THE [)AY: Agar Tum Aik PENCIL Ban Kar Kisi Ki KHUSHIYA’N Nahi Lekh......




6. We used pencil when we were small

   ‘We used pencil when we were small but now we use pens/ball pen. Do u......




7. We used pencil when we were small

   ‘We used pencil when we were small But Now we use pens. Do u know......




8. Put loads of pencil scribble and really

   Put loads of Pencil (scribble and really build up the graphite) on a piece of......




9. Agar insan aik pencil ban kar

   Agar Insan aik Pencil Ban Kar Kisi Ki KhushiYan Nahi Likh Sakte,To Insan Ko Koshish......




10. Agar tum ek pencil ban kar kisi

    Agar Tum Ek Pencil Ban kar Kisi Ki Khushiyan Nahin Likh Sakte Ho Toh.. .......




11. Agar tum ek pencil ban karkisi ki

    Agar Tum Ek Pencil Ban karKisi Ki Khushiyan Nahin Likh Sakte Ho, Toh.. . Koshish......




12. Agar aap ko aik aisi pencil di

    Agar aap ko aik aisi pencil di jaye jis se aap jo likho wo sach......




13. Take thy plastic spade it is pencil

    Take thy plastic spade, It is thy pencil; take thy seeds, thy plants, They are......




14. Anger now snapped the pencil as frustration

    Anger Now Snapped The Pencil As Frustration Had Tried, Yet Again, And Again. Temptation To......




15. 5 important pencil lessons a maker

    5 Important Pencil Lessons A Pencil Maker taught the Pencils 5 Important Lessons. 1st: Everything......




16. One hates an author thats all author

    One hates an author that’s all author.  ~George Gordon, Lord Byron, "Beppo", stanza 75; BMC...




17. As ye sew so shall rip author

    As ye sew, so shall ye rip.  ~Author Unknown...




18. Be god or let god author unknown

    Be God or let God.  ~Author Unknown...




19. No god no peace know know author

    No God, no peace.  Know God, know peace.  ~Author Unknown...




20. If the author had said 34let us

    If the author had said "Let us put on appropriate galoshes," there could, of course,......




21. Think before you ink author unknown

    Think before you ink!  ~Author Unknown...




22. What i like in a good author

    What I like in a good author is not what he says, but what he......




23. Being an author is being in charge

    Being an author is being in charge of your own personal insane asylum.  ~Terri Guillemets...




24. Anyone can be an angel author unknown

    Anyone can be an angel.  ~Author Unknown...




25. Wag more bark less author unknown

    Wag more.  Bark less.  ~Author Unknown...




26. Later never exists author unknown

    Later never exists.  ~Author UnknownSD...




27. Democracy was getting old anyway author unknown

    Democracy was getting old anyway.  ~Author Unknown...




28. Being an author is having angels whisper

    Being an author is having angels whisper in your ear ? and devils, too....




29. Eat right exercise regularly die anyway author

    Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway.  ~Author Unknown...




30. Nature never goes out of style author

    Nature never goes out of style.  ~Author Unknown...




31. May your bobbin always be full author

    May your bobbin always be full!  ~Author Unknown...




32. You cant fall off the floor author

    You can’t fall off the floor.  ~Author Unknown...




33. Hes not a republican hes republicant author

    He’s not a Republican, he’s a Republican’t.  ~Author Unknown...




34. A quoting author is just as ridiculous

    A quoting author is just as ridiculous as a country girl upon her first coming......




35. That part of a work one author

    That part of a work of one author found in another is not of itself......




36. If you mess up fess up author

    If you mess up, ‘fess up.  ~Author Unknown...




37. Know safety no injury no know author

    Know safety, no injury.  No safety, know injury.  ~Author Unknown...




38. If you mess up fess up author

    If you mess up, ‘fess up.  ~Author Unknown...




39. Everyone smiles in the same language author

    Everyone smiles in the same language.  ~Author Unknown...




40. You are my sonshine author unknown

    You are my sonshine.  ~Author Unknown...




41. No author dislikes to be edited as

    No author dislikes to be edited as much as he dislikes not to be published. ......




42. The author of harry potter books is

    The author of Harry Potter Books is JK Rowling...




43. In dog years im dead author unknown

    In dog years, I’m dead.  ~Author Unknown...




44. You cant file a conversation author unknown

    You can’t file a conversation.  ~Author Unknown...




45. Dont put off your happy life author

    Don’t put off your happy life.  ~Author Unknown...




46. Is there life before death author unknown

    Is there life before death?  ~Author Unknown...




47. Coffee the first peripheral author unknown

    Coffee:  The first peripheral!  ~Author Unknown...




48. I am a nutritional overachiever author unknown

    I am a nutritional overachiever.  ~Author Unknown...




49. The speedway ends at the cemetery author

    google_ad_region_end The speedway ends at the cemetery.  ~Author UnknownQSO...




50. History is herstory too author unknown

    History is herstory too.  ~Author Unknown...




51. Fires all go out eventually author unknown

    Fires all go out eventually.  ~Author Unknown...




52. Firefighters are hot stuff author unknown

    Firefighters are hot stuff!  ~Author Unknown...




53. Have cognition before ignition author unknown

    Have cognition before ignition.  ~Author Unknown...




54. Fires all go out eventually author unknown

    Fires all go out eventually.  ~Author Unknown...




55. Jumping for joy is good exercise author

    Jumping for joy is good exercise.  ~Author UnknownFELI...




56. History is herstory too author unknown

    History is herstory, too.  ~Author Unknown...




57. Youre only as sick your secrets author

    You’re only as sick as your secrets.  ~Author Unknown...




58. A horse is poetry in motion author

    A horse is poetry in motion.  ~Author Unknown...




59. Hug department always open author unknown

    Hug Department:  Always Open  ~Author Unknown...




60. Kindness like a boomerang always returns author

    Kindness, like a boomerang, always returns.  ~Author UnknownFELI...




61. What counts cant be counted author unknown

    [W]hat counts can’t be counted.  ~Author unknown, c.1956 quoted in Political science in the United......




62. Stitch your stress away author unknown

    Stitch your stress away.  ~Author Unknown...




63. Im itching to be stitching author unknown

    I’m itching to be stitching!  ~Author Unknown...




64. Quilt til you wilt author unknown

    Quilt ’til you wilt.  ~Author Unknown...




65. To the editor author and public speaker

    To the editor, the author, and the public speaker, it is believed that a great......




66. A sister is a forever friend author

    A sister is a forever friend.  ~Author Unknown...




67. Skip like the wind author unknown

    Skip like the wind!  ~Author Unknown...




68. The speedway ends at the cemetery author

    The speedway ends at the cemetery.  ~Author UnknownQSO...




69. Vegetarians taste better author unknown

    Vegetarians taste better.  ~Author Unknown...




70. Volunteers do it for free author unknown

    Volunteers do it for free.  ~Author Unknown...




71. Kindness like a boomerang always returns author

    Kindness, like a boomerang, always returns.  ~Author UnknownFELI...




72. Draft beer not people author unknown

    Draft beer, not people.  ~Author Unknown...




73. Caffeine isnt a drug its vitamin author

    Caffeine isn’t a drug, it’s a vitamin!  ~Author Unknown...




74. My blood type is folgers author unknown

    My blood type is Folgers.  ~Author Unknown...




75. Ifpotcoffeeempty programmer brainoff author unknown

    if(pot.coffee=EMPTY) {programmer->;brain=OFF};  ~Author Unknown...




76. Indecision becomes decision with time author unknown

    Indecision becomes decision with time.  ~Author Unknown...




77. Dieting is wishful shrinking author unknown

    Dieting is wishful shrinking.  ~Author Unknown...




78. Count ballots not judges author unknown

    Count ballots, not judges.  ~Author Unknown...




79. I am woman invincible pooped author unknown

    I am woman!  I am invincible!  I am pooped!  ~Author Unknown...




80. Gone fishin be back at dark thirty author

    Gone fishin’, be back at dark-thirty!  ~Author Unknown...




81. Hate is misguided love author unknown

    Hate is misguided love.  ~Author Unknown...




82. Homecoming means tradition author unknown

    Homecoming means tradition.  ~Author Unknown...




83. Please dont feed the dust bunnies author

    Please don’t feed the dust bunnies.  ~Author Unknown...




84. Swallow your pride occasionally its non fattening author

    Swallow your pride occasionally, it’s non-fattening!  ~Author Unknown...




85. Words have meaning and names power author

    Words have meaning and names have power.  ~Author Unknown...




86. Sewing mends the soul author unknown

    Sewing mends the soul.  ~Author Unknown...




87. Memories are stitched with love author unknown

    Memories are stitched with love.  ~Author Unknown...




88. Dont needle the seamstress author unknown

    Don’t needle the seamstress.  ~Author Unknown...




89. Nurses are patient people author unknown

    Nurses are patient people.  ~Author Unknown...




90. Danger never takes a vacation author unknown

    Danger never takes a vacation.  ~Author Unknown...




91. Be alert accidents hurt author unknown

    Be alert!  Accidents hurt.  ~Author Unknown...




92. A dirty book is rarely dusty author

    A dirty book is rarely dusty.  ~Author Unknown...




93. Honk if you hate noise pollution author

    Honk if you hate noise pollution.  ~Author unknown, as seen on a bumper sticker...




94. Consciousness that annoying time between naps author

    Consciousness:  that annoying time between naps.  ~Author Unknown...




95. Sleep a poor substitute for caffeine author

    Sleep: a poor substitute for caffeine.  ~Author Unknown...




96. A smile confuses an approaching frown author

    A smile confuses an approaching frown.  ~Author Unknown...




97. Im not anti social pro solitude author unknown

    I’m not anti-social.  I’m pro-solitude.  ~Author Unknown...




98. Chlorine the breakfast of champions author unknown

    Chlorine:  the breakfast of champions!  ~Author Unknown...




99. Discover wildlife be a teacher author unknown

    Discover wildlife:  be a teacher!  ~Author Unknown...




100. Save a tree eat beaver author unknown

     Save a tree.  Eat a beaver.  ~Author Unknown...




101. I am woman invincible pooped author unknown

     I am woman!  I am invincible!  I am pooped!  ~Author Unknown...




102. Dogs have owners cats staff author unknown

     Dogs have owners, cats have staff.  ~Author Unknown...




103. Firefighters save hearts and homes author unknown

     Firefighters save hearts and homes.  ~Author Unknown...




104. Coles law thinly sliced cabbage author unknown

     Cole’s Law:  Thinly sliced cabbage.  ~Author Unknown...




105. Born to golf forced work author unknown

     Born to golf.  Forced to work.  ~Author Unknown...




106. Horse sense n stable thinking author unknown

     Horse sense, n.:  Stable thinking.  ~Author Unknown...




107. Wedding rings the worlds smallest handcuffs author

     Wedding rings:  the world’s smallest handcuffs.  ~Author Unknown...




108. Prepare and prevent dont repair repent author

     Prepare and prevent, don’t repair and repent.  ~Author Unknown...




109. Accidents hurt safety doesnt author unknown

     Accidents hurt – safety doesn’t.  ~Author Unknown...




110. Personal protective equipment is self defense author unknown

     Personal protective equipment is self-defense.  ~Author Unknown...




111. Accidents hurt safety doesnt author unknown

     Accidents hurt – safety doesn’t.  ~Author Unknown...




112. Ccoffeepot missing abort retry fall asleep author

     C:COFFEE.POT missing (A)bort (R)etry (F)all asleep?  ~Author Unknown...




113. Leave sooner drive slower live longer author

     Leave sooner, drive slower, live longer.  ~Author Unknown...




114. Fear false evidence appearing real author unknown

     Fear:  False Evidence Appearing Real.  ~Author Unknown...




115. Fear false evidence appearing real author unknown

     Fear:  False Evidence Appearing Real.  ~Author Unknown...




116. Bigger snacks mean bigger slacks author unknown

     Bigger snacks mean bigger slacks.  ~Author Unknown...




117. Everything in moderation including moderation author unknown

     Everything in moderation, including moderation.  ~Author Unknown...




118. All mothers are working mothers author unknown

     All mothers are working mothers.  ~Author Unknown...




119. All mothers are working mothers author unknown

     All mothers are working mothers.  ~Author Unknown...




120. Better dead sure than dead author unknown

     Better dead sure than sure dead.  ~Author Unknown...




121. Sometimes a cigar is just cigar author

     Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.  ~Author unknown, commonly misattributed to Sigmund Freudwww.quotecounterquote.com/2011/01/sometimes-cigar-is-just-cigar.html...




122. If computers get too powerful we can

     If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into committees.  That’ll do them in. ......




123. Never let a computer know youre in

     Never let a computer know you’re in a hurry.  ~Author Unknown...




124. Treat your password like toothbrush dont let

     Treat your password like your toothbrush.  Don’t let anybody else use it, and get a......




125. Computer science is no more about computers

     Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.  ~Edsger W. Dijkstra...




126. Computing is not about computers any more

     Computing is not about computers any more.  It is about living.  ~Nicholas Negroponte...




127. Computers huh ive heard it all boils

     Computers, huh?  I’ve heard it all boils down to just a bunch of ones and......




128. Hardware where the people in your companys

     Hardware:  where the people in your company’s software section will tell you the problem is. ......




129. Computers have lots of memory but no

     Computers have lots of memory but no imagination.  ~Author UnknownDCQ...




130. As network administrator i can take down

     As network administrator I can take down the network with one keystroke.  It’s just like......




131. Database the information you lose when your

     Database:  the information you lose when your memory crashes.  ~Dave Barry, Claw Your Way to......




132. Back up my hard drive how do

     Back up my hard drive?  How do I put it in reverse?  ~Author Unknown...




133. Dont anthropomorphize computers they hate it

     Don’t anthropomorphize computers – they hate it.  ~Author Unknown...




134. I havent lost my mind have a

     I haven’t lost my mind; I have a tape back-up somewhere.  ~Author Unknown...




135. Spreadsheet a kind of program that lets

     Spreadsheet:  a kind of program that lets you sit at your desk and ask all......




136. If builders built buildings the way programmers

     If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came......




137. Its not computer literacy that we should

     It’s not computer literacy that we should be working on, but sort of human-literacy.  Computers......




138. A computer will do what you tell

     A computer will do what you tell it to do, but that may be much......




139. Man is still the most extraordinary computer

     Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all.  ~John F. KennedyDCQ...




140. The attention span of a computer is

     The attention span of a computer is only as long as its power cord.  ~Author......




141. The most overlooked advantage to owning a

     The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up, there’s......




142. Do files get embarrassed when theyre unzipped

     Do files get embarrassed when they’re unzipped?  ~Author Unknown...




143. Yesterday it worked today is not working

     Yesterday it worked Today it is not working Windows is like that ~Margaret Segall, 1998,......




144. The real danger is not that computers

     The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that......




145. There are three kinds of death in

     There are three kinds of death in this world.  There’s heart death, there’s brain death,......




146. Computers are like air conditioners they work

     Computers are like air conditioners.  They work fine until you start opening windows.  ~Author Unknown...




147. Information technology and business are becoming inextricably

     Information technology and business are becoming inextricably interwoven.  I don’t think anybody can talk meaningfully......




148. My computer kept beating the pants off

     My computer kept beating the pants off me at chess, until I discovered that it......




149. There is a computer disease that anybody

     There is a computer disease that anybody who works with computers knows about.  It’s a......




150. Those parts of the system that you

     Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are......




151. A user and his leisure time are

     A user and his leisure time are soon parted.  ~Author Unknown...




152. Dos computers manufactured by companies such as

     DOS computers manufactured by companies such as IBM, Compaq, Tandy, and millions of others are......




153. To have no errors would be life

     To have no errors Would be life without meaning No struggle, no joy ~Brian M.......




154. In a few minutes computer can make

     In a few minutes a computer can make a mistake so great that it would......




155. In the old days people robbed stagecoaches

     In the old days, people robbed stagecoaches and knocked off armored trucks.  Now they’re knocking......




156. I wrote an ad for apple computer

     I wrote an ad for Apple Computer: "Macintosh – We might not get everything right,......




157. Some people can hack it others cant

     Some people can hack it, others can’t.  ~Author Unknown...




158. Unix was not designed to stop you

     Unix was not designed to stop you from doing stupid things, because that would also......




159. Unix never says 34please34 rob pike

     Unix never says "please."  ~Rob Pike...




160. Unless in communicating with it one says

     Unless in communicating with it one says exactly what one means, trouble is bound to......