‘BATAO KESA, LAGTA HY,
ksi ko pa k kho dena
ksi k sath to chalna mgr uska na ho pana
khudi ko kosty rehna mgr usko na kuch kehna
khudi girna, sambhalna,
hansna,or ro dena,
‘BTAO KESA,LAGTA HY,
khizaan ki sakht sardi main
Hijar ki lambi raaton me ksi ki yaad me rona,
ksi ko sochte sochte apni ankhen bnd krna.
Or andheron me chlay jana
‘BATAO KESA, LAGTA HY
naye rishton me rang jana
MAGAR
ksi ko bhool na pana,
BTAO KESA LAGTA HY
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