A man went 2 a pet shop.
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If u giv correct answr of my question, I ll buy u.
Man: Whts color of my shirt ?
Parrot: Blue
Man: Gud i ll buy u.
Parrot: Sir if u giv correct answr of my question then im free 4 u
Man:Gud, whts the Q?
Parrot:Kisny kaha tha pepsi pe 5 rs kam kar do?
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