Teacher pathan Sy: Qatil kisy kehty hen?
Pathan: Pta nahi.!
Teacher: Agr tum apny bap ka Qtl kr do to tum kia kehlao gy…?
Pathan :
"Yateem"……
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HIght oF AqALmAndI PAthAn BaNk gAyA Aur pUrAnE NotE dE k NAyE NotE LeNe k......
- 1 pathan rozana apne parosi ki bell
1 PATHAN Rozana Apne ParoSi Ki Bell baja Kr Bhag jata tha Ek Din Parosi......
- Pathan galti se news paper ka sub editor
Pathan galti se news paper ka sub-editor ban gia. Usne aik khabar ki headline ye......
- Pathan petrol pump gya wahan usne aik
Pathan petrol pump gya, wahan usne aik board pe likha dekha "Dont Use mobile here"......
- A pathan ordered pizza waiter bringz d
A Pathan ordered pizza, Waiter bringz d piza n said sir should i cut it......
- 1 pathan dosre amaq se aray yaragr
1 Pathan dosre amaq se: Aray yar!Agr talaab jal jye to machliho ka kya hoga?......
- Ek admi pathan ki jaib kattay huay
Ek Admi Pathan Ki Jaib Kattay Huay Pakra Gya, Pathan:OYE Khocha Tum ye Kya Krta?......
- Pathan k paas 1 mehman aaya bola
Pathan k paas 1 mehman aaya. Pathan bola: ”o yara is pankhe k niche betho......
- Ek pathan scheme wali bottle ka dhakan
Ek pathan scheme wali bottle ka dhakan bar bar khol k band kar raha tha.......
- Pathan namaz me khob dua krrha thaya
PATHAN NAMAZ me khob dua krrha tha:ya ALLAH tu LAHORE ko PAKISTAN ka DARUL HAKUMT......
- Man to pathan batao sher anda deta
Man to pathan: batao sher anda deta hai ya bacha? Pathan after a long time.......
- Pathan thought lol meant lots of love
Pathan thought “LOL” meant “lots of love”. So one Day His Friend’s Mother Died. He......
- Pathan 1st time jahaz py batha jesy
Pathan 1st time jahaz py batha jesy hi jahaz ka agla tyre oper utha tu......
- Aik pathan nadi ke kenare nahara thake
Aik pathan nadi ke kenare nahara tha,ke aik admi aya aur uske kapre chori karke......
- Pathan amrud bech raha tha aik admi
Pathan amrud bech raha tha. Aik admi aya bola khan sahb amrud mei se keera......
- Pathan interview dene gaya manager ne
Pathan interview dene gaya.. manager ne us se sawal poocha what do you do..? To......
- Pathan ne apne dost ko apna mobile
Pathan Ne Apne Dost Ko Apna Mobile Dia Aur Kaha: "Kocha! Plz Meri Girl Friend......
- Ustaad pathan se pakistan k kitny soobay
ustaad pathan se pakistan k kitny soobay hay? pathan (4) ustaad sahabash un k naam......
- Pathan yar zara toothbrush dena mere
Pathan: yar zara toothbrush dena Mere brush ka ek baal toot gya hai, DUKANDAR: ek......
- Jo larkion ko kehty hain baji unki
Jo larkion ko kehty hain baji unki nahe hoti hy shadi Jo boys rehty hain......
- Kehty hai agar kisi mulk ki awam
Kehty hai agar kisi mulk ki awam Imaandar Ho, Zaheen Ho. To.. Us mulk ka......
- Ham aksar sabse kehty hein q khuawab
Ham aksar sabse kehty hein, Q Khuawab adhury rehty hein, Q yaad kisi ki aati......
- Kehty han pyar karne walo ko neend
Kehty han pyar karne walo ko neend nae ati hume b koi pyar kare kambakhat......
- Kehty hain bary fakhar se ham gham
Kehty hain bary fakhar se ham gham nhi karty matam ki sada sunty hain matam......
- Behbood e abadi wale aaye the wo kehty
Behbood-e-Abadi Wale aaye the, Wo ‘kehty’ hain jo ziyada sms karay ga, Us ki gaand......
- Jisy ehsas kehty hain wohi to
JISY EHSAS KEHTY HAIN WOHI TO PYAR HOTA HAY TMHARA DIL JO DUKHTA HAY HMAIN......
- Kehty hainn k guzry they ishq naamk
Kehty hainn K guzry they Ishq naamK ek buzrug, Hum log bhi Mureed Ussi silsile......