Surveys by 1.Russian General in 1987, Pathans are the most brave people ever born on the earth.these people cant be defeat by force. 2. By American General in 2004, we are fighting a meaning less war against the rocks. 3. By indian General in 1965, If there was no NWFP province in pakistan. I am sure that there would be no pakistan on the map of the world. Proud to “pukhtun” as a part f this Nation on this world…/
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Pathan raat ko machardani laga kar so raha tha, Achanak ek Jugnoo aa nikla. .......
- Pathan yara hum bohat preshan hai
Pathan: Yara hum bohat preshan hai Dost: Kyun khan sahab? Pathan: O yara subah se......
- 1 pathan angoor bech raha tha mgr
1 pathan angoor bech raha tha mgr keh raha tha aaloo le lo aaloo. 2sry......
- Aik pathan admi samandar me dob gayais
Aik Pathan AdMi SamAndAr Me Dob GayA,Is Ne DUA ki YA ALLAH Mujhe NikAL De......
- Pathan sent sms to his bossme sickno
Pathan sent SMS to his boss:Me sick,no work. His Boss SMS back,When Im sick I......
- Jab nigahain hon kadmoo par or
Jab Nigahain hon kadmoo par or haath hon ghutnoon per magar Aansu hon gaalon per......
- Malak kyun khan tme 15 din
Malak : kyun khan tme 15 din ki chuti kyun chahye? Pathan : sir hamara......
- Pathan ne apne dost ko apna mobile
Pathan Ne Apne Dost Ko Apna Mobile Dia Aur Kaha: "Kocha! Plz Meri Girl Friend......
- Teacher qarz e hasna kisay kehte hain pathan
Teacher: “Qarz-e-Hasna kisay kehte hain”? Pathan: “Jab Qarz denay wala paise wapis mangay, aur qarz......
- Pathan apne 1 saal k bache ko
Pathan Apne 1 Saal K Bache Ko Hosptal Le Kr Gya Dr: Isko Koi Sakht......
- Height of confidence soldier janab hamey
“Height of confidence” Soldier: Janab, hamey dushman ne charo taraf se gheir liya hai Major......
- Ustaad pathan se pakistan k kitny soobay
ustaad pathan se pakistan k kitny soobay hay? pathan (4) ustaad sahabash un k naam......
- Teacher pathan se batao allama iqbal kaha
Teacher Pathan Se: Batao Allama Iqbal Kaha Peda Huwe oR Unhone Kaha Taleem Hasil Ki?......
- Pathanmolvi sahab koi aisa tareeqa btao k
Pathan:molvi sahab koi aisa tareeqa btao k mai khao peeo or mera roza na tote......
- Pathan yawr sooraj raat ko kyu nhi
Pathan: Yawr Sooraj Raat Ko Kyu Nhi Nikalta? 2nd Pathan: Hahahaha Niklega Bhi ToU Andhere......
- Aik pathan quaid e azam k mazar
Aik Pathan Quaid e Azam k Mazar ja kar dua kar raha tha, “Mera Prize......
- Pathan ne airport par taxi roki aur
PATHAN ne airport par taxi roki aur pucha,”YAARA! hamay sadar jana hay. tum kitna karaya......
- Pathan yar zara toothbrush dena mere
Pathan: yar zara toothbrush dena Mere brush ka ek baal toot gya hai, DUKANDAR: ek......
- Lialabadam gul tum mujhy miss call karty
Liala:Badam Gul tum mujh?y miss call kart?y h?,N? msg,ki? bund p?ngA h?i? Badam Gul:yaar ky?......
- A pathan said to his frnd quotmujhy
A pathan said to his frnd: "mujhy smajh nahi aati k log maheena maheena kaisy......