2 Pathans Died in an Accident.
Frishta Aya Dono Se Pocha Kon Ho?
Bolay Muslims.
1 se Pocha Naam Kia Hai?
Bola Ikhlas
Frishtay Ne Kaha Sura ikhlas Sunao,Usne Jalde Se Suna Di or Bach Gya.
Frishtay Ne 2nd Se Naam Pocha
Wo Pryshan Ho Kar Bola Naam To Yaseen Hai Magar PYAR Se Sub KOSAR Kehte Hain!! ;-)…
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Pathan: P C O kidhar hai. Aadmi ne ishara kar k bataya. Pathan P C......
- Sardar batao aisa kiya karen k saanp
SARDAR: Batao aisa kiya karen k Saanp bhi mar jaye aur Laathi bhi na tootay......
- Teacher to pathan agarbatti ka jumla banao
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- 1 pathan dosre se 22 kitne hote
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- Girlfrnd meri mama bhi tumhe bhot pasand
GirlFrnd: Meri Mama Bhi Tumhe Bhot Pasand Karti Hain. BoyFrnd(Pathan): (sharmaty hue) Kuch Bhi Ho,......
- Kuch mein b thak gya hon usay
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- Man to pathan batao sher anda deta
Man to pathan: batao sher anda deta hai ya bacha? Pathan after a long time.......
- Pathan teacher can i go to the
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- Ek pathan ki 10 betiyan thi phir
Ek pathan ki 10 betiyan thi phir ja kar usko ek beta hua. Pathan ne......
- Phatan yar muje bohat afsos hai
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- Pathan passport banwane gya clerk nic
Pathan Passport banwane gya Clerk: NIC do, Pathan ne biwi ka NIC dia Clerk: Biwi......
- Teacher gul khan tum class mein topi
Teacher, gul khan tum class mein topi kiun phan kar aay ho Gul khan, teacher......
- Bhikari allah k nam pr kch de
Bhikari: ALLAH k nam pr kch de do. Pathan 100 ka note dikhaty huy bola:......
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Pathan ki tang me gehra cut lag gya Nurse: Is me 10 tankey lage’nge Pathan......
- Pathan thought lol meant lots of love
Pathan thought “LOL” meant “lots of love”. So one Day His Friend’s Mother Died. He......
- Pathan 1st time jahaz py batha jesy
Pathan 1st time jahaz py batha jesy hi jahaz ka agla tyre oper utha tu......
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