Pathan sent SMS to his boss:Me sick,no work.
His Boss SMS back,When Im sick I kiss my wife try it.
2hrs later Pathan SMS 2 boss:Me ok UR wife is very nice! …
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Ek pathan ne new car li aur drive pe nekla thora agay gaya to toll......
- 1 pathan ko road pe say 100
1 Pathan Ko Road pe say 100 Rupay Ka note mila Jis par likha tha,,......
- 1 pathan dosry se yar mai
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- A pathan used to go college with
A pathan used to go to college with his donkey… After few years he had......
- Pathan drivs in to 1 way amp
Pathan Drivs In To 1-Way & Cros NO ENTRY Board Police: No ENTRY Ka Board......
- Pathan teacher can i go to the
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- 2 pathan chhat pe so rhe the
2 pathan chhat pe so rhe the ek dosre se bola ?yar maachis kahaan hai??......
- Pathan nay machis ki dibi li or
Pathan nay machis ki dibi li or tili jalai na jali dosri jalai na jali......
- Pathan declares i will never marry
Pathan declares: …. I will never marry in my life & ……. …… I’ll give......
- Aik dafa pathan ne peshawer se
Aik dafa pathan ne peshawer se lahore ptcl se call krni thi, pathan ne ‘soocha’......
- Aik pathan larki say hum shadi
Aik PATHAN.. larki say Hum say shadi karo tum ko sawab milay ga .. larki......
- Ek pathan ko khoty ne lat mari
Ek pathan ko khoty ne lat mari! pathan ne 2 latyn mari or kaha kya......
- Pathan yar mere pas paise nhi hy
Pathan: Yar mere pas paise nhi hy mjhe ghar lena hy kya karo? Dost: To......
- 1 pathan apni bv k 7film dek
1 Pathan apni bv k 7film dek rha tha film me jaj ne kaha ye......
- Pathan ne ac lgwaya 1 shakhs
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- Ek din aik pathan ki apne baap
Ek din aik pathan ki apne baap se larrai ho gye. Us ne baap ki......
- Aadmi pathan se yar jb to apne
AadMI pathAN Se yAr jB TO APnE gaOn(vILLgE) K QAbIrIsTaN sE GUzRta He tO tJe......
- Ek pathan photo shop per gya ne
Ek pathan photo shop per gya pathan ne kch aeisa bola ky us ko sun......
- Ek pathan pe bijli ka taar gir
Ek Pathan Pe Bijli Ka Taar Gir Gaya: Pathan Tarap Tarap k Marne He Wala......
- Pathan joined army amp was given a
PATHAN joined army & was given a gun Pathan:Sir,iski nali apni taraf rakhon k dushman......
- Pathan ki biwi k sabar es se
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- 1 pathan ne apne dost ali ko
1 Pathan Ne Apne Dost Ali Ko Msg Kia Yar Kaha Ho ? Ali RepLIEd......
- Pathan se us k dost ne poocha
Pathan Se Us K Dost Ne Poocha: Tum Roz Mobile Ki Nayi Battery Kion Khareed......
- Aek pathan roz apni bv k sath
AEK PATHAN ROZ APNI BV K SATH KABHI AAGAY SE AUR KABHI PEECHAY SE KARTA......
- Ek pathan jab hum chota hota tha
Ek pathan: jab hum chota hota tha tab hum ye darakt par char jata tha......
- Pathan p c o kidhar hai aadmi
Pathan: P C O kidhar hai. Aadmi ne ishara kar k bataya. Pathan P C......
- Ek pathan ki 10 betiyan thi phir
Ek pathan ki 10 betiyan thi phir ja kar usko ek beta hua. Pathan ne......
- Pathan ki tang me gehra cut lag
Pathan ki tang me gehra cut lag gya Nurse: Is me 10 tankey lage’nge Pathan......
- 1 pathan bap ki death par bohat
1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya Phr Uski Behan Ka Fon Aya,Pathan Or......
- Pathan was smoking hukkah wid a 2
Pathan Was Smoking Hukkah Wid A 2 Meter Long Pipe. His Frnd Asked , Y......
- 1 pathan ki birthday thi tou kisi
1 pAtHaN kI bIrThDaY tHi tOu kIsI nE kAhA kHaN sAhAb Aj tOu nAyE kApRe......
- Ek pathan ko doctor ne ecg test
Ek pathan ko doctor ne ECG test karwane ka kaha Pathan Lab pohncha to test......
- A pathan girl got married but
A Pathan Girl Got Married. . . But There’s A Difference Of 10 Days B/w......
- Kuch log 1 pathan ko mar rahe
Kuch log 1 pathan ko mar rahe the, phir b wo hans raha tha jab......
- A pathan said to his frnd quotmujhy
A pathan said to his frnd: "mujhy smajh nahi aati k log maheena maheena kaisy......
- 1 pathan aashiq ne apni mehboba ko
1 pathan aashiq ne apni mehboba ko english me likha _*I LOVE U*_ Or phir......
- 1 pathan aashiq ne apni mehboba ko
1 pathan aashiq ne apni mehboba ko english me likha _*I LOVE U*_ Or phir......
- 1 pathan aashiq ne apni mehboba ko
1 pathan aashiq ne apni mehboba ko english me likha _*I LOVE U*_ Or phir......
- Pathan ko aik bandar mila wo usay
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- 1 pathan tume pata hai k laughter
1 Pathan: Tume pata hai k laughter challange 4 ho raha hai? 2 Pathan: Q......
- Pathan ne rukhsati k waqt roti hui
Pathan ne Rukhsati k waqt Roti hui saali ko chup karate hue kaha“O yara roti......
- Ek pathan rozana apnay hamsaye ki bel
Ek pAthAn Rozana Apnay HamsayE Ki bE|L BJA Kr bhaAg jAta Ek Din HamsAyE Ne......
- Pathan ne machis ki tili jalai na
Pathan ne machis KI tili jalai na jali dosri jalai na jali tisri tili jalai......
- Eik pathan cycle pe larki k samne
eik pathan Cycle pe larki k samne zor say gira or jaldi sy khra ho......
- Marks pathan sardar se tujhe a
“Marks” Pathan Sardar Se Tujhe A B C Ati Ha ? Sardar Ha . Pathan......
- 1 pathan murday k leya kafan
1 PaThAn ‘MuRdAy’ K LeYa KaFaN LaYnAy GyA,ShOp WaLe Ne UsE KaPrA DyA,PaThAn Ne KuCh......
- Doctor ne pathan ko samjhaya k agar
Doctor ne pathan ko samjhaya k agar wo roz 3 km chalay to 1 saal......
- 1 pathan dozkh se niklachupke janat me
1 pathan dozkh se nikla,chupke se janat me dakhil ho gia.Frishtay ne bohat mara. Pathan......
- Aik pathan dusre se o yara mere
Aik pathan dusre se: o yara mere pait main gas ha: Dusra pathan: khuda ka......
- 1 pathan jahaz m seet pr beth
1 pathan jahaz m 1 seet pr beth gaya aur wahan se uthne ka nam......
- Question to pathan in which state ganga
Question to pathan: In which state Ganga flows? Pathan: Liquid state. Audience: clapped. Man was......
- Pathan allah ka lakh shukar hai k
Pathan: Allah ka lakh lakh shukar hai k Pakistan 13 August ko aazad nahi hua.......
- 1 pathan ne shadi k liye zaheen
1 Pathan ne Shadi k liye 1 Zaheen Larki Talash ki… Lekin us Larki ne......
- 1 dost ne pathan se pocha shadi
1 DOST ne pathan se pocha! SHADI ka kb tk imkan hai? pathan kafi sharmila......
- Pathan ne language centre me admision lia
pathan ne Language centre me Admision lia Or agle din us se kaha gya k......
- Pathan ki 2 beveyan lar pariaik boli
Pathan ki 2 Beveyan Lar pari..Aik boli k Aaj sunday Hay.or 2sari boli ni .Aaj......
- Pathan ka shair na botal main
Pathan ka shair;- Na Botal main, Na jar main. Na hotel main na bar main.......
- Pathan aj mri juma ki namaz nikl
PAthAn: Aj mri JumA ki NAMAZ nikL gAi, 2nd Ptn: Wo kesE? 1st: IMAM SAhab......
- Ek pathan ka school main 7th class
Ek pathan ka school main 7th class main new admision howa . Teacher.beta batao Allama......
- Ek pathan ne apni quothair dresserquot ki
Ek pathan ne apni "HAIR DRESSER" Ki dukan 2nd floor pe shift ki aur neechey......
- 1 admi angoor bechtay pathan k pas
1 admi angoor bechtay pathan k pas gaya aur bola k sary angoor tol k......
- 1 pathan balochi maefil me kob nacha
1 pathan balochi maefil me kob nacha to kesi haur pathan ne pocha o yaara......
- Pathan bus me pori seat par pheal
Pathan bus me pori seat par pheal kar betha tha Stop se ek aadmi cadha......
- Ek pathan aur american dinner me paaye
ek pathan aur american dinner me paaye kha rahe the. American k hath me bakri......
- Aik pathan board le k ghom raha
Aik PATHaN BoARd Le k gHOm RaHA tHa. AiK AaDmi Ne VaJA POchI ToU ?......
- Ek pathan double sawari mai ja raha
Ek Pathan Double sawari mai ja raha tha. Police walay ne rok ker Pathan se......
- Kisi ne pathan se puchainsaan k hath
kisi ne pathan se pucha,”insaan k hath kis liay hote hain” pathan ne kafi der......
- A pathan teacher gives dictation test to
A Pathan teacher gives dictation test to students, Last bench students: We are not able......
- 1 pathan dosre se 22 kitne hote
1 pathan dosre pathan se 2+2 kitne hote hain? Dosra pathan tmhy pata nai k......
- 1 pathan aadmi ne doosre ko fone
1 Pathan Aadmi Ne Doosre Pathan Ko Fone Karke Kya Poocha . ..?? Socho Socho......
- Pathan passport banwane gya clerk nic
Pathan Passport banwane gya Clerk: NIC do, Pathan ne biwi ka NIC dia Clerk: Biwi......
- Pathan apni girlfriend se mere dil mai
Pathan Apni Girlfriend Se: Mere Dil Mai Ek Baat Hai Magar Kehte Huay Ghabrata Hoon,......
- Kuch pathan aik bhains ko 1st floor
Kuch pathan aik bhains ko 1st floor par lay j? rahay thay, aik aadmi nay......
- Aik pathan dosre se chal cycle pe
Aik PAthAn DoSrE Se ChAL CycLe Pe GuHmNe ChALte hA . DoSrA PAthAn TeRe PAsS......
- Pathan 100 k note pe likha number
Pathan 100 k note pe likha number dial kar raha tha. 2nd pathan: ye tum......
- 1 pathan roti k uppar rakh kha
1 Pathan roti k uppar roti rakh k kha raha tha.. B.V boli: Khan saheb......
- Pathan tharmos le k picnic par gaya
Pathan tharmos le k picnic par gaya. Pthan: Is ma thandi cheez thandi or garm......
- Pathan raat ko machardani laga kar so
Pathan raat ko machardani laga kar so raha tha, Achanak ek Jugnoo aa nikla. .......
- Pathan yara hum bohat preshan hai
Pathan: Yara hum bohat preshan hai Dost: Kyun khan sahab? Pathan: O yara subah se......
- 1 pathan angoor bech raha tha mgr
1 pathan angoor bech raha tha mgr keh raha tha aaloo le lo aaloo. 2sry......
- Aik pathan admi samandar me dob gayais
Aik Pathan AdMi SamAndAr Me Dob GayA,Is Ne DUA ki YA ALLAH Mujhe NikAL De......
- Pathan apne 1 saal k bache ko
Pathan Apne 1 Saal K Bache Ko Hosptal Le Kr Gya Dr: Isko Koi Sakht......
- Pathan yawr sooraj raat ko kyu nhi
Pathan: Yawr Sooraj Raat Ko Kyu Nhi Nikalta? 2nd Pathan: Hahahaha Niklega Bhi ToU Andhere......
- Aik pathan quaid e azam k mazar
Aik Pathan Quaid e Azam k Mazar ja kar dua kar raha tha, “Mera Prize......
- Pathan ne airport par taxi roki aur
PATHAN ne airport par taxi roki aur pucha,”YAARA! hamay sadar jana hay. tum kitna karaya......
- 1 pathan ki maut bijli girne se
1 pathan ki maut bijli girne se hue pr uski laash muskurate hoe mili !......
- Pathan halwai sy tum kitny saal jalebi
Pathan halwai sy Tum kitny saal sy jalebi bana rahy ho? Halwai bary fakhar sy......
- 1 pathan dosre se bata aisa kiya
1 PaThAn DoSrE PaThAn Se BaTa AiSa KiYa HaI Jo TeRe PaSs HaI MeRe PaSs......
- Pathan ne doctor ko bohat mara logo
Pathan ne Doctor ko bohat mara Logo ne pocha kyou? Pathan: Etni garmi main kehta......
- Pathan tanki saaf krne chait pr gya
PAthAN: TAnki sAAf krne Chait pr gyA TAnki pAr Qava BethAwA thA. PAthAN jALdi sE......
- Pathan ki shairi jeena hamaara dushwaar
Pathan ki shairi…. . . . Jeena hamaara dushwaar hogaya hai! . . . Jeena......
- Ek pathan se poocha gaya tumara favrate
Ek pathan se poocha gaya, Tumara favrate actress kon hai. To pathan ne kaha. Katreena......
- Pathan sees a sign watch for fallen
Pathan sees a sign: Watch for fallen rocks. He collects rocks all along and says......
- 1st pathan agar tmhara 1 lakh ka enam
1St pAthAn: AgAr TmhArA 1-LAkh kA EnAm nikAl AAye to Tm kiyA kAro GAy.? 2Nd......
- Marks 1 pathan drivinig sikh raha tha
MaRkS 1 pAthAn dRiViNiG SiKh rAhA tHa dRiVeR bAtA rAhA tHA yE GeAr hA yE......
- Pathan konay mein chhup k mobile pe
Pathan Konay MeiN Chhup K Mobile Pe Baat Kar Raha Tha Dost: Khan Sahab! LaRki......
- Air hostess2 pathan ap chae pina pasand
Air hostess2 pathan: ap chae pina pasand krenge ya soft drink? Pathan: hum wo taweez......
- 1 pathan apni jaeb me pathar daley
1 PATHAN apni jaeb me PATHAR daley ghom raha tha ksi ne pocha: esa q......
- Anniversary k moqa pr pathan apni biwi
Anniversary k moqa pr PATHAN apni biwi k liay gulab ka phool le kr aya.......
- Bush offers a pathan tum hume usama
Bush Offers a pathan Tum hume usama do Hum tum Ko titanic wali Larki Dega.......
- Teacher asked pathan quotif u dial
Teacher asked Pathan, "If U dial 51 then what will happen.?" .. . . ........
- Pathan jail main qaid tha kissi ne
Pathan jail main qaid tha kissi ne poocha kis case main ho? Pathan: gheebat ke......
- Teacher pathan sy qatil kisy kehty hen
Teacher pathan Sy: Qatil kisy kehty hen? Pathan: Pta nahi.! Teacher: Agr tum apny bap......
- 1dfa pathan khudkushi pr tkreer kr rhatha
1dfa pathan khudkushi pr TKreer kr rhaTha Pathan jzbati ho kr kehne lga Khudkushi hram......
- Hight of aqalmandi pathan bank gaya
HIght oF AqALmAndI PAthAn BaNk gAyA Aur pUrAnE NotE dE k NAyE NotE LeNe k......
- 1 pathan rozana apne parosi ki bell
1 PATHAN Rozana Apne ParoSi Ki Bell baja Kr Bhag jata tha Ek Din Parosi......
- Pathan galti se news paper ka sub editor
Pathan galti se news paper ka sub-editor ban gia. Usne aik khabar ki headline ye......
- Pathan petrol pump gya wahan usne aik
Pathan petrol pump gya, wahan usne aik board pe likha dekha "Dont Use mobile here"......
- A pathan ordered pizza waiter bringz d
A Pathan ordered pizza, Waiter bringz d piza n said sir should i cut it......
- 1 pathan dosre amaq se aray yaragr
1 Pathan dosre amaq se: Aray yar!Agr talaab jal jye to machliho ka kya hoga?......
- Ek admi pathan ki jaib kattay huay
Ek Admi Pathan Ki Jaib Kattay Huay Pakra Gya, Pathan:OYE Khocha Tum ye Kya Krta?......
- Pathan k paas 1 mehman aaya bola
Pathan k paas 1 mehman aaya. Pathan bola: ”o yara is pankhe k niche betho......
- Ek pathan scheme wali bottle ka dhakan
Ek pathan scheme wali bottle ka dhakan bar bar khol k band kar raha tha.......
- Teacher to pathan agarbatti ka jumla banao
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- Pathan namaz me khob dua krrha thaya
PATHAN NAMAZ me khob dua krrha tha:ya ALLAH tu LAHORE ko PAKISTAN ka DARUL HAKUMT......
- Man to pathan batao sher anda deta
Man to pathan: batao sher anda deta hai ya bacha? Pathan after a long time.......
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- Pathan 1st time jahaz py batha jesy
Pathan 1st time jahaz py batha jesy hi jahaz ka agla tyre oper utha tu......
- Aik pathan nadi ke kenare nahara thake
Aik pathan nadi ke kenare nahara tha,ke aik admi aya aur uske kapre chori karke......
- Pathan amrud bech raha tha aik admi
Pathan amrud bech raha tha. Aik admi aya bola khan sahb amrud mei se keera......
- Pathan interview dene gaya manager ne
Pathan interview dene gaya.. manager ne us se sawal poocha what do you do..? To......
- Pathan ne apne dost ko apna mobile
Pathan Ne Apne Dost Ko Apna Mobile Dia Aur Kaha: "Kocha! Plz Meri Girl Friend......
- Ustaad pathan se pakistan k kitny soobay
ustaad pathan se pakistan k kitny soobay hay? pathan (4) ustaad sahabash un k naam......
- Pathan yar zara toothbrush dena mere
Pathan: yar zara toothbrush dena Mere brush ka ek baal toot gya hai, DUKANDAR: ek......
- Pathan ghar men dakhil hote waqt wife
Pathan ghar men dakhil hote waqt wife se. Janu come here. Wife: ohho English kahan......
- Pathan cycle ka break hath mein lekar
Pathan Cycle Ka Break hath mein Lekar nach Raha Tha Sardar: yeh kya kar rahe......
- Pathan dukan se baraf lene gaya dhuan
Pathan Dukan Se Baraf Lene Gaya. Baraf Se Dhuan Niklta Hua Dekh Kr Bola …......
- Pathan mjeh 4 bjay jaga dena naukrlekn
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- Pathan dost seyyar meri biwi bag gaye
Pathan dost sey:yar meri biwi bag gaye Dost:tm khayal nahe rakhte ho gey na pathan:nahe......
- Polio team darwaze par bachey hain pathan
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- Pathan station jane k kitne logay ricksha
Pathan: Station jane k kitne logay.? Ricksha wala: 50. Pathan: 20 le lo.. Ricksha wala:......
- Teacher pathan se batao allama iqbal kaha
Teacher Pathan Se: Batao Allama Iqbal Kaha Peda Huwe oR Unhone Kaha Taleem Hasil Ki?......
- Pathan mere mohalley wale bohat kanjoos hein
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- Teacher qarz e hasna kisay kehte hain pathan
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- Dost pathan se april fool manaya pathan
dost pathan se: April fool manaya??? Pathan: han Dost: kis k sath…??? Pathan: apni BV......
- Dost pathan se april fool manaya pathan
Dost Pathan se: APRIL FOOL manaya? Pathan: Han Dost:kis k saath? Pathan:Bv k 7! hum......
- Dost pathan se april fool manaya pathan
Dost Pathan se: APRIL FOOL manaya? Pathan: Han Dost:kis k saath? Pathan:Bv k 7! hum......
- Pathan vs sardar 2 sardar bakre
Pathan Vs Sardar Pathan 2 sardar: Bakre ki zubaan pakai hai khao ge ? Sardar:......
- 1 pathan dusre pathan se yaar yeh
1 Pathan dusre pathan se:- Yaar yeh ‘SENT MESSAGE’ kiya hota hai..?? Dusra Pathan: Jis......
- 1 pathan ko khali msg aaya pathan
1 pathan ko khali msg aaya Pathan ne usi mobile number per call ker k......
- Pathan ki bv sex k doran pathan
Pathan ki BV Sex k doran pathan Se boli: Zara Niples to Chooso! Pathan thori......
- Pathan ki biwi ny pathan ko sms
Pathan ki biwi ny pathan ko sms kiya: Ghar kb aa rhy ho..? Pathan ny......
- Ek pathan ne new car li
Ek Pathan Ne New Car Li: Aur Drive Pe Nikla. Thora Aagay Gaya to Toll......
- Geo pathan for those who say
GEO PATHAN FOR THOSE WHO SAY PATHANS R FOOLS, LETS SEE (1) A FOOL CAN’T......
- Aik pathan aur us ki bv bus
Aik pathan aur us ki bv bus me sath ja rhe thy us ne kiraya......
- Once a pathan go 2 an electric
Once a PATHAN go 2 an electric company 4 interview, Interviewer asked him, ?electric motor......
- Pathan namaz me ro k dua kr
PATHAN NAMAZ me ro k dua kr rha tha ya ALLAH tu LAHORE ko Pakstan......
- 1 pathan ko pak air force se
1 Pathan ko Pak air force se nikal dya gya REASON: Wo zid ker raha......
- 2 pathan bnk lotne gay pr gun
2 PATHAN bnk lotne gay pr GUN bhol gy! Phir b bnk lot liya!KESE? Bnk......
- Lo bhai aj 1 or pathan pit
Lo bhai aj 1 or Pathan pit gaya… Molvi jumma parhany se pahly: kisi ka......
- Lo bhai aj 1 or pathan pit
Lo bhai aj 1 or Pathan pit gaya… Molvi jumma parhany se pahly: kisi ka......
- A pathan goes to a hotel and
A Pathan goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash......
- Pathan ne ma mai 1st position li
Pathan Ne M.A mai 1st Position Li: Teacher ne pocha: Ab Agay Kya Karne Ka......
- Ek pathan ki tang jal gai
EK PATHAN KI TANG JAL GAI DR NE BORNAL OR VEGRA SEX TABLET DI PATHAN......
- Pathan dr hum 3 bv badal
PATHAN:- ! DR, HUM 3 B.V BADAL CHUKA HY LAKEN AULAAD NAHI HOTA HAMARA !......
- Ak gang me pathan k hat ek
ak gang me pathan k hat me ek kafer a gea us marny laga o......
- Ek pathan k dil ki khwahish
Ek Pathan K Dil Ki Khwahish: Ary koi hy??? . . Koi hy Allah ka......
- Ek pathan k dil ki khuahish
Ek Pathan k Dil ki khuahish: Ary koi hai . . Koi hai Allah ka......
- pathan maan hm bra ho k
*’* pathan, Maan hm bra ho k airforce m jaega, Maan, Beta muje kese pta......
- pathan goes for job intrview
*’* Pathan goes For job Intrview. Questin. Where is Ab Dabi,? Pathan. Jis qabrustan me......
- pathan goes for job intrview
*’* Pathan goes For job Intrview. Questin. Where is Ab Dabi,? Pathan. Jis qabrustan me......
- Pathan o hum is kamre me nhi
Pathan: O, hum is kamre me nhi rahe ga hmko pagal samjha hai kia? Paisa......
- 10 log 1 pathan ko mar rahe
10 log 1 pathan ko Mar rahe thy Pr Pathan Phir b Hans rha tha......
- Ek pathan ko raste se 100 ka
ek pathan ko raste se 100 ka note para mila jis pe likha tha eid......
- Pathan amma kya tum ne hum ko
Pathan; Amma kya tum ne hum ko paida hone se pehle dekha tha?? Amma: Nahi......
- Pathan ne 1st night bv ki 5
Pathan ne 1st night BV ki 5 dafa maari Subha BV nidhal prri thi Pthan:......
- 1 pathan 15 sal allah se ro
1 Pathan 15 sal ALLAH se ro ro kr aulad k lye dua mangta raha,......
- 1 pathan ne ishara kar k tez
1 Pathan ne ishara kar k tez Aati bus ko roka.. Driver Kahan jana hai?......
- Pathan k boss ney use job se
pathan k boss ney use job se nikal dia, pathan roz us k gher k......
- Pathan ne makhi k 2no par kat
pathan ne makhi k 2no par kat diye or kaha ‘UR JA’ woh nahi uri......
- Eik pathan roz rat ko cycle pay
eik pathan roz rat ko cycle pay khali bori rakh k border cross krta tha.......
- 1 pathan ne aag jalany k lie
1 PATHAN ne aag jalany K Lie phok mari to uski Hawa nikal gahi. 2bara......
- Pathan ne ma mai 1st position li
Pathan Ne M.A mai 1st Position Li: Teacher ne pocha: Ab Agay Kya Karne Ka......
- Agr pathan na hon tu chapalyn kon
Agr Pathan na hon tu! Chapalyn kon seay ga? Mazdoori kon kray ga? Chhat pr......
- pathan bike pr ja rha tha k
-PATHAN bike pr ja rha tha k 1 larki ko bike mardi Larki=Horn nai mar......
- 5 pathan aur 1 behari
‘ 5 pathan aur 1 Behari Helicopter ki Rasi sy latky Huy thy’, . .......
- Pathan se ksi ne masjid k lye
Pathan Se ksi Ne Masjid k Lye chnda Manga Pathan Ne Foran 10,000 ka check......
- Pathan bhabi ka kya nam hai
Pathan: Bhabi ka kya nam hai? Sardar: Google!!! Pathan: Ye kesa nam hai??? Sardar: Sawal......
- Police car gas par hai pathan no
Police: Car Gas Par Hai Pathan: No Police: Petrol Par Pathan: No Police: Diesel Par......
- Pathan dr ap ne kaha tha k
Pathan: Dr. ap ne kaha tha k subha uth kr khelnay se sehat achi rehti......
- 1 pathan ka gadha gum ho gya
1 Pathan ka gadha gum ho gya Wo khushi me nachne lga 1 Admi ne......
- 1st pathan yaar aaj to 1 rs
1st Pathan: Yaar Aaj To 1 Rs. Me 3 Amrood Mil Gaye. 2nd Pathan: Wo......
- Aik tiger ne pathan ko zoo
Aik Tiger ne PATHAN ko zoo me qatal kar diya Ek aadmi ne pocha:tum ne......
- Pathan ny bache ka nam mqm rakhadostapko
Pathan Ny Bache Ka Nam MQM rakha Dost:ApKo MQM Sy Nfrat Hy Phr Apny Bete......
- Aik pathan ko air force sy nikal
aik pathan ko air force sy nikal dia gya reason:wo zid ker raha tha k......
- Dur se dekha to pathan nanga
dur se dekha to pathan nanga khara tha……… or or or or kia? pass jany......
- Pathan sitting on the top of mountain
Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying… Pathan sitting on the top......
- Ek pathan 15 saal allah se ro
Ek Pathan 15 Saal Allah Se Ro Ro Kar Aulad K Liye Dua Mangta Raha.......
- Is mulk ko banaye ga pathan
Is Mulk ko Mulk Banaye Ga Pathan Her Zulm k Khilaf Awaz Uthae Ga Pathan......
- A boy 2 pathan mai agar chahon
A boy 2 pathan: mai agar chahon to tamam pathano ko janat se nikal kar......
- Pathan ko baap ne shadi pe gun
Pathan ko Baap Ne Shadi pe gun di or kha: Agr Bv zero meter o......
- Pathan ki amma mar gyi 1 admi
Pathan Ki Amma Mar Gyi. 1 Admi Bola-Amma Mujhe Le Jati 2-4 Or Bole-Amma Hume......
- 2 pathan car main bomb fit kar
2 Pathan car main bomb fit kar rahy they.pehla pathan bola.’Yar agar fit karty hoay......
- Pathan k ghar larki hui bv
Pathan K Ghar Larki Hui. BV: Suno G! Jab Ye Bari Hogi Tu Larky isay......
- Pathan paper day raha tha
Pathan paper day raha tha . Larka: KHAN SAAHB ! aap ki naqal maar loon?......
- Aik pathan dosray say agar tum hum
aik pathan dosray pathan say; agar tum hum ka batto kay hamray hath main kai......
- pathan ne 1 ghar me chor
*. .Pathan Ne 1 Ghar me Chor¡ K¡,Sab Kch Lutne K Bad Jayenamaz B Utha......
- Motrway police to pathan ap 180
Motrway police to pathan: ‘ap 180 ki speed se kiuon ja rhe thy?’ pathan: Tm......
- Ek aadmi ne pathan se poocha agr
Ek aadmi ne pathan se poocha agr raat ko neend nahi aa rahi ho to......