PATHAN ne airport par taxi roki aur pucha,”YAARA! hamay sadar jana hay. tum kitna karaya lo ge?”

TAXI DRIVER: 250 rupay longa!

PATHAN: MERA Samaan b sath hay!

TAXI DRIVER: samaan ka paysa nhi longa!

PATHAN: AGAR aysa hay to tum mera samaan le kr chalo, main bus me aata hon…;)