Partition ka faisla tu 1930 mein he hojana tha lekin hua 1947 main
reason:
ye decide kar rahe thay k sardar kon le ga aur pathan kon le ga :-D…
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Ek pathan ne new car li aur drive pe nekla thora agay gaya to toll......
- Pathancollege ki ladki se bola i
Pathan:College Ki Ladki se Bola I love U! Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo Girl:Mai Abhi Ja......
- Pathan apni girlfriend se mere dil mai
Pathan Apni Girlfriend Se: Mere Dil Mai Ek Baat Hai Magar Kehte Huay Ghabrata Hoon,......
- 1 pathan bap ki death par bohat
1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya Phr Uski Behan Ka Fon Aya,Pathan Or......
- Pathan was smoking hukkah wid a 2
Pathan Was Smoking Hukkah Wid A 2 Meter Long Pipe. His Frnd Asked , Y......
- 2 hijade shaadi ki badhai dene gaye
2 Hijade Shaadi Ki Badhai Dene Gaye. Haye-2 Main To 1100 Lungi.Dusri Boli 2100 Lungi.......
- Ek phatan ko hotle me job mil
Ek phatan ko hotle me job mil gye, hotle malik ne us ki duty namak......
- Kuch pathan aik bhains ko 1st floor
Kuch pathan aik bhains ko 1st floor par lay j? rahay thay, aik aadmi nay......
- Aik pathan nadi ke kenare nahara thake
Aik pathan nadi ke kenare nahara tha,ke aik admi aya aur uske kapre chori karke......
- Aik pathan dosre se chal cycle pe
Aik PAthAn DoSrE Se ChAL CycLe Pe GuHmNe ChALte hA . DoSrA PAthAn TeRe PAsS......
- Pathan mere mohalley wale bohat kanjoos hein
Pathan: Mere Mohalley Wale Bohat Kanjoos Hein. Dost: Kiun? Pathan: Sab Ne 14 Aug Manai......
- A man jumpd into water didnt
A Man Jumpd into Water & Didnt Come Out Anothr Man Jumpd into Water &......
- Na de salam khatoona razi pa intizar
na de salam na de khatoona razi .pa intizar me starge speene shwale.zra me janana......
- 1 pathan roti k uppar rakh kha
1 Pathan roti k uppar roti rakh k kha raha tha.. B.V boli: Khan saheb......
- Insurance agentkhan sahibwill u dont like that
Insurance agent:Khan sahib!will u don?t like that ur wife & children get 10000000 At a......
- Pathan interview dene gaya manager ne
Pathan interview dene gaya.. manager ne us se sawal poocha what do you do..? To......
- Pathan raat ko machardani laga kar so
Pathan raat ko machardani laga kar so raha tha, Achanak ek Jugnoo aa nikla. .......
- Pathan yara hum bohat preshan hai
Pathan: Yara hum bohat preshan hai Dost: Kyun khan sahab? Pathan: O yara subah se......
- Aik pathan admi samandar me dob gayais
Aik Pathan AdMi SamAndAr Me Dob GayA,Is Ne DUA ki YA ALLAH Mujhe NikAL De......
- A pathan girl got married but
A Pathan Girl Got Married. . . But There’s A Difference Of 10 Days B/w......
- Jab nigahain hon kadmoo par or
Jab Nigahain hon kadmoo par or haath hon ghutnoon per magar Aansu hon gaalon per......
- Malak kyun khan tme 15 din
Malak : kyun khan tme 15 din ki chuti kyun chahye? Pathan : sir hamara......
- Waiter khan sahb 10 rs tip to
Waiter: Khan sahb, 10 Rs tip to meri insult hy.. Khan: To phir..? Waiter: 20......
- 2 pathan chhat pe so rhe the
2 pathan chhat pe so rhe the ek dosre se bola ?yar maachis kahaan hai??......
- Height of confidence soldier janab hamey
“Height of confidence” Soldier: Janab, hamey dushman ne charo taraf se gheir liya hai Major......
- Lala oye bakray ki raan kidhar gai
LaLa: Oye Bakray ki Raan kidhar gai? Qasai: Bakra Langra tha Lala: Or Dil? Qasai:......
- Pathanmolvi sahab koi aisa tareeqa btao k
Pathan:molvi sahab koi aisa tareeqa btao k mai khao peeo or mera roza na tote......
- Inspector tum ne chor kyun na pakra
InspEctOr: tUM Ne chOr kYuN Na pAkrA? HawaldaAr(Pathan): wO Ek aIsAy kAmRaY Me gHuS gYa......
- Pathan yawr sooraj raat ko kyu nhi
Pathan: Yawr Sooraj Raat Ko Kyu Nhi Nikalta? 2nd Pathan: Hahahaha Niklega Bhi ToU Andhere......
- Aik pathan quaid e azam k mazar
Aik Pathan Quaid e Azam k Mazar ja kar dua kar raha tha, “Mera Prize......
- Kuch log 1 pathan ko mar rahe
Kuch log 1 pathan ko mar rahe the, phir b wo hans raha tha jab......
- Pathan yar zara toothbrush dena mere
Pathan: yar zara toothbrush dena Mere brush ka ek baal toot gya hai, DUKANDAR: ek......
- 1 pathan ki maut bijli girne se
1 pathan ki maut bijli girne se hue pr uski laash muskurate hoe mili !......
- Lialabadam gul tum mujhy miss call karty
Liala:Badam Gul tum mujh?y miss call kart?y h?,N? msg,ki? bund p?ngA h?i? Badam Gul:yaar ky?......
- Lialabadam gul tum mujhy miss call karty
Liala:Badam Gul tum mujh?y miss call kart?y h?,N? msg,ki? bund p?ngA h?i? Badam Gul:yaar ky?......
- A pathan said to his frnd quotmujhy
A pathan said to his frnd: "mujhy smajh nahi aati k log maheena maheena kaisy......