Pa thir omar ka arman rashi no sa..Pas da marga ka janan rashi no sa..Che golona da uboo da lasa uch shi.. Pa shebu ka bia baran rashi no sa,,…
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- Machli walakhan sab aaj zinda machli laya
Machli wala:Khan sab aaj zinda machli laya hun.. Khan:Dikhao, machli to waqai zinda hai pr......
- Aik pathan nadi ke kenare nahara thake
Aik pathan nadi ke kenare nahara tha,ke aik admi aya aur uske kapre chori karke......
- 1 pathan ki birthday thi tou kisi
1 pAtHaN kI bIrThDaY tHi tOu kIsI nE kAhA kHaN sAhAb Aj tOu nAyE kApRe......
- Aik pathan dosre se chal cycle pe
Aik PAthAn DoSrE Se ChAL CycLe Pe GuHmNe ChALte hA . DoSrA PAthAn TeRe PAsS......
- Sindhi hum education mein peechay hain
Sindhi: Hum education mein peechay hain Punjabi: Hum Jobs mein peechay hain Balochi: Hum modernism......
- Pathan station jane k kitne logay ricksha
Pathan: Station jane k kitne logay.? Ricksha wala: 50. Pathan: 20 le lo.. Ricksha wala:......
- Pathan amrud bech raha tha aik admi
Pathan amrud bech raha tha. Aik admi aya bola khan sahb amrud mei se keera......
- Ek pathan ko doctor ne ecg test
Ek pathan ko doctor ne ECG test karwane ka kaha Pathan Lab pohncha to test......
- Pathan 100 k note pe likha number
Pathan 100 k note pe likha number dial kar raha tha. 2nd pathan: ye tum......
- Mankhan saab yahan se clifton kon si
Man:Khan Saab Yahan Se Clifton Kon si Bus Jaye Gi? Khan Saab:20 No Ki. Man:Agar20......
- Pathan tharmos le k picnic par gaya
Pathan tharmos le k picnic par gaya. Pthan: Is ma thandi cheez thandi or garm......
- 1st pthan 2 2nd eid ki nmaz
1st pthan 2 2nd: Eid ki nmaz prhny q ni aya 2nd: my a rha......
- Pathan interview dene gaya manager ne
Pathan interview dene gaya.. manager ne us se sawal poocha what do you do..? To......
- Pathan yara hum bohat preshan hai
Pathan: Yara hum bohat preshan hai Dost: Kyun khan sahab? Pathan: O yara subah se......
- 1 pathan angoor bech raha tha mgr
1 pathan angoor bech raha tha mgr keh raha tha aaloo le lo aaloo. 2sry......
- Pathan sent sms to his bossme sickno
Pathan sent SMS to his boss:Me sick,no work. His Boss SMS back,When Im sick I......
- Jab nigahain hon kadmoo par or
Jab Nigahain hon kadmoo par or haath hon ghutnoon per magar Aansu hon gaalon per......
- Pathan ne apne dost ko apna mobile
Pathan Ne Apne Dost Ko Apna Mobile Dia Aur Kaha: "Kocha! Plz Meri Girl Friend......
- Teacher qarz e hasna kisay kehte hain pathan
Teacher: “Qarz-e-Hasna kisay kehte hain”? Pathan: “Jab Qarz denay wala paise wapis mangay, aur qarz......
- Pathan apne 1 saal k bache ko
Pathan Apne 1 Saal K Bache Ko Hosptal Le Kr Gya Dr: Isko Koi Sakht......
- 2 pathan chhat pe so rhe the
2 pathan chhat pe so rhe the ek dosre se bola ?yar maachis kahaan hai??......
- Ustaad pathan se pakistan k kitny soobay
ustaad pathan se pakistan k kitny soobay hay? pathan (4) ustaad sahabash un k naam......
- Teacher pathan se batao allama iqbal kaha
Teacher Pathan Se: Batao Allama Iqbal Kaha Peda Huwe oR Unhone Kaha Taleem Hasil Ki?......
- Lala oye bakray ki raan kidhar gai
LaLa: Oye Bakray ki Raan kidhar gai? Qasai: Bakra Langra tha Lala: Or Dil? Qasai:......
- 2 pathans died in an accident frishta
2 Pathans Died in an Accident. Frishta Aya Dono Se Pocha Kon Ho? Bolay Muslims.......
- Pathanmolvi sahab koi aisa tareeqa btao k
Pathan:molvi sahab koi aisa tareeqa btao k mai khao peeo or mera roza na tote......
- Pathan yawr sooraj raat ko kyu nhi
Pathan: Yawr Sooraj Raat Ko Kyu Nhi Nikalta? 2nd Pathan: Hahahaha Niklega Bhi ToU Andhere......
- Pathan ne airport par taxi roki aur
PATHAN ne airport par taxi roki aur pucha,”YAARA! hamay sadar jana hay. tum kitna karaya......
- Kuch log 1 pathan ko mar rahe
Kuch log 1 pathan ko mar rahe the, phir b wo hans raha tha jab......
- Pathan yar zara toothbrush dena mere
Pathan: yar zara toothbrush dena Mere brush ka ek baal toot gya hai, DUKANDAR: ek......
- Lialabadam gul tum mujhy miss call karty
Liala:Badam Gul tum mujh?y miss call kart?y h?,N? msg,ki? bund p?ngA h?i? Badam Gul:yaar ky?......