Kuch pathan aik bhains ko 1st floor par lay j? rahay thay, aik aadmi nay pooha k bhains ko ooper kyon lay ja rahay ho?

PATHAN: yeh beemar hai zibah karni hai.

Aadmi: To chat pay kyon lay ja rahay ho?

Pathan: Churri chat pay pari hoi hai!…