Doctor ne pathan ko samjhaya k agar wo roz 3 km chalay to 1 saal mein 50 kg wazan kam ho jayega.
1 saal baad pathan ne doctor ko call ki: wazan to kam ho gayi magar 1 problm ho gayee.
Dr: wat problm.
Pathan: khocha ham apna ghar se 1100km door pohanch gya ho… ;->…
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- Pathan ghar men dakhil hote waqt wife
Pathan ghar men dakhil hote waqt wife se. Janu come here. Wife: ohho English kahan......
- Pathan cycle ka break hath mein lekar
Pathan Cycle Ka Break hath mein Lekar nach Raha Tha Sardar: yeh kya kar rahe......
- Pathan dukan se baraf lene gaya dhuan
Pathan Dukan Se Baraf Lene Gaya. Baraf Se Dhuan Niklta Hua Dekh Kr Bola …......
- Pathan mjeh 4 bjay jaga dena naukrlekn
Pathan: mjeh 4 bjay jaga dena. Naukr:lekn mjeh to time dekhna nhi ata. Pathan:o yara......
- Pathan dost seyyar meri biwi bag gaye
Pathan dost sey:yar meri biwi bag gaye Dost:tm khayal nahe rakhte ho gey na pathan:nahe......
- Polio team darwaze par bachey hain pathan
Polio team; Darwaze par Bachey hain? Pathan; Beta pistal aur cartoos lay ao. Polio team......
- Pathan station jane k kitne logay ricksha
Pathan: Station jane k kitne logay.? Ricksha wala: 50. Pathan: 20 le lo.. Ricksha wala:......
- Teacher pathan se batao allama iqbal kaha
Teacher Pathan Se: Batao Allama Iqbal Kaha Peda Huwe oR Unhone Kaha Taleem Hasil Ki?......
- Pathan mere mohalley wale bohat kanjoos hein
Pathan: Mere Mohalley Wale Bohat Kanjoos Hein. Dost: Kiun? Pathan: Sab Ne 14 Aug Manai......
- Teacher qarz e hasna kisay kehte hain pathan
Teacher: “Qarz-e-Hasna kisay kehte hain”? Pathan: “Jab Qarz denay wala paise wapis mangay, aur qarz......
- Dost pathan se april fool manaya pathan
dost pathan se: April fool manaya??? Pathan: han Dost: kis k sath…??? Pathan: apni BV......
- Dost pathan se april fool manaya pathan
Dost Pathan se: APRIL FOOL manaya? Pathan: Han Dost:kis k saath? Pathan:Bv k 7! hum......
- Dost pathan se april fool manaya pathan
Dost Pathan se: APRIL FOOL manaya? Pathan: Han Dost:kis k saath? Pathan:Bv k 7! hum......
- Pathan vs sardar 2 sardar bakre
Pathan Vs Sardar Pathan 2 sardar: Bakre ki zubaan pakai hai khao ge ? Sardar:......
- 1 pathan dusre pathan se yaar yeh
1 Pathan dusre pathan se:- Yaar yeh ‘SENT MESSAGE’ kiya hota hai..?? Dusra Pathan: Jis......
- 1 pathan ko khali msg aaya pathan
1 pathan ko khali msg aaya Pathan ne usi mobile number per call ker k......
- Agar aurat naa hoti agar bazm e insaan
‘Agar Aurat Naa Hoti’ Agar Bazm-e-Insaan mein Aurat naa hoti khayaalo ki rangeen jannat naa......
- Once a man went to the doctor
ONCE A MAN WENT TO THE DOCTOR AND SAID : Doctor!! Doctor!!! i just have......
- Doctor u lk exactly like my third
Doctor: U l??k exactly like my third wife..! Lady: How many wivez do u have???......
- Hi i am your doctor sorry to
Hi, I Am Your Doctor… Sorry To Inform U… That U Have Brain Problem.. Ur......
- Doctor jab ap ko pata tha k
Doctor Jab Ap Ko Pata Tha K Chipkali Ap K Mu Me Ghus Rhi Hy......
- If one doctor doctors another does the
If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors the doctor doctor the......
- A half doctor near is better than
A half doctor near is better than a whole one far away. ~German ProverbDCMOO...
- If my doctor told me i had
If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn’t brood. ......