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Santa & banta sit in a coffee house…
Santa & banta sit in a coffee house… 1st: “Jaldi pee yaar, coffee thandi ho…
Sardarji goes to the library and slams
Sardarji goes to the library and slams the book on the table and complains, “Too…
Mere papa bahut darpok hain.
Santa child – mere papa bahut darpok hain. Banta child – how? Santa child –…
Sardar: abe budhu chhatri pakadke dal na!.
Sardar ke bagiche me bahut sare ped the, Sardar naukar ko bola ped ko pani…
Sardar 1: I’m very kanjoos,
Sardar 1: I’m very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2 money. Sardar…
Hi! I am sardar,
A sardar learning english introduces his family in the party: Hi! I am sardar, this…
2 sardars were fighting after exam.
2 sardars were fighting after exam. Sir: Y r u fighting? 1 Sardar: This fool…
Sardar says 2 mosquito.
Try 2 understand n don’t disturb me more. Leave me alone. Last night I didn’t…
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell. Santa doesn’t turns up for four days….
E-mail Fe-mail
American says: “US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai..” Sardarji says: ” India me to…..
Teacher: Jor se bolo?
Teacher: A for? Sardar: Apple Teacher: Jor se bolo? Sardar: Jay mata di.
pehele hi kaant liye.
Sardar: He bhagwan tu mujhe 100 rupe dega to usme se 50 tujh par chadhaunga….
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!
One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village? Sardar:…
Sardar : Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE.
A Sardar enters shop shouts, Where is my free gift with this oil? Shopkeeper: Iske…
Sardarji aapko bus me logo ne kyu mara?
Sardarji aapko bus me logo ne kyu mara? Sardarji: Are yaar mere photo bus me…
Sardarji: Kyun key pizza hut mein”Delivery Free” hai.
Oye paaji, apni pregnant wife ko itne dard mein hospital ki jagah pizza hut kyun…
he went to punjab and made a local call.
Sardar wanted to make a std. call to punjab, He wanted to save money so…
jitni choti ho utna hi achhi he
Sardar selected a short girl for marry. Why? Beacuse he remembered that his guruji told…
Yaar jaldi pee warna coffee thandi hojaye gi
Sardar1: Yaar jaldi pee warna coffee thandi hojaye gi Sardar2: To kya hua Sardar1: Bewkuf…
Sardar gifted a card 2 his dad
Sardar gifted a card 2 his dad On his birthday with a sher “Phool bahut…
What is oxford?
Q: What is ford? Sardar: Gaddi. Q: What is oxford? Sardar: Its so simple yaar,…
Whole body born in punjab…
Interviewer: Sardar ji, Where were u born? Sardar ji: In punjab. Interviewer: Which part ?…
Sardar joined new job.
Sardar joined new job. 1St day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss…
2 Sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
2 Sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1 : What would you…
parking is only for 2 wheeler.
Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are…
Simple SMS# 1801
How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ? Simple. Just knock the door…
ye hai all india radio bolta hai.
Sardar went to a radio shop and started shouting Kamino mai ne philip ka radio…
Photo copied the one he had!
One sardar needing two plain paper but he had only one. Do you know what…
Aplication by santa:
Aplication by santa: Dear sir, Sasriyakal, my wife is ill as there is no other…
SARDAR: (biwi se)
SARDAR: (biwi se) Koi aisi baat kaho mujhse ke mere pair zameen par na rahe….
A friend asks sardar how was ur exam?
A friend asks sardar how was ur exam? Sardar: It was ok but I couldn’t…
One day a sardarji talking with his friend…
One day a sardarji talking with his friend… Sardarji: We have to learn telugu within…
Doctor : Aaisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deta…
Oye Yaar! agar electricity nahi hoti
Ek sardar ne doosre sardar se poocha: Oye Yaar! agar electricity nahi hoti to kya…
Girl: Main sita.
Sardar dials number and a girl receives the phone. Sardar: Hello kaun? Girl: Main sita….
A sardar on an interview
A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question: Interviewer…
Sardar on phone:
Sardar on phone: “Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now”. Doctor: Is…
Santa Singh says, ‘Ek hara vala dena!
Santa Singh goes to a TV shop and asks, ‘Aap ke paas color TV hai…
A Sardar Beautiful Girl,
A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her. Girl : “STUPID what r…
Teacher told all students in a class
Teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match….
Wife : Will U marry , after I die.
Sardar: Will U marry , after I die. Wife : No I will live with…
Sardar: Oye! Girlfriend hogi teri meri to sister hai
Sardar apni sister ke saath bike pe ja raha tha. Boy: Oh! Paaji girlfriend k…
1 Sardar indian flag lene shop par gaya.
1 Sardar indian flag lene shop par gaya. Flag dekhkar sardar kuch bola Jise sunkar…
Sardar talking on cell.
Sardar talking on cell. 2ND Sardar: Kis se baat kar raho ho? 1ST : Biwi…
2ND : Gold ring de de.
SARDAR : Yaar maine apni girl friend ko gift dena hai, kya dun? 2ND :…
Nurse : “What word was that?”
Santa : “During my operation, Nurse, I heard the surgeon use a four-letter word that…
“SALA YE PIANO BAJTA KYO NAHI”
Sardarji zebra crossing ke black & white patte par bar bar Idhar-udhar chalte the, woh…
Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway:
Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway: Apne saath wine and chicken bhi…
Sardar : Apne bete se bola,
Sardar : Apne bete se bola, Bevakuf…kaisa machis leke aaya hai, ek bhi tili nahin…
Two Sardars were walking together…
Two Sardars were walking together… Pehla : Oye marr gaye. Meri biwi aur meri premika…
Sardar at an art gallery
Sardar at an art gallery “I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call…
Banta : I did it without thinking, your Honor.
Judge : You are charged with throwing your mother-in-law out of your fourth-story window. Banta…
Sardar : We r not stupid. Will go at night
Rassia : We r the 1st in space. U.S.A : We r the 1st on…
“But what will you live on?”
“Darling,” said Banta to his new bride, Preeto, “Now that we are married, do you…
He wrote “NO MATCH, DUE TO RAIN!”
Teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match….
Santa and banta jungle mein…
Santa and banta jungle mein… Saamne aayaa sher, Banta ne sher ki aakhon main matthi…
A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl
A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he went and kissed her. Girl : “STUPID what r…
It was Santa’s wedding anniversary.
It was Santa’s wedding anniversary. Preeto : Shall we have butter chicken to celebrate? Santa…
Le 40 Paise, ChILka rakh Aur KeLa De..
Santa: Ye Kela Kaise Diya? Kele Wala: 1Rs Santa: 60 Paisa ka Deta hai?? Kele…
“Oye tu aaj Doctor ke paas janewala tha na,
Santa “Oye tu aaj Doctor ke paas janewala tha na, kyo nahi gaya? Banta “Nahi…
Wo maine chupa di thi, warna wo bhi chori ho jati.
Sardar : Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya. Friend : Lekin tere…
How can a Sardar kill a lion ?
How can a Sardar kill a lion ? Sardarji thinks and thinks hard & comes…
Raste pe jaa kar dekha to khidiki pe koi nahi tha.
Khidiki se dekha to rasta per koi nahi tha.Wah wah! Khidiki se dekha to rasta…
When I was born saitan said ohoh!!!
When I was born saitan said ohoh!!! Another angel But when U were born saitan…
Santa ke 20 sal bad bacha hua
Santa ke 20 sal bad bacha hua. Wo udash ho gaya. Banta : Yaar udash…
Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.
Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy. Sardar1 : Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case….
Sardar: So what? Take an umbrella and go.
Sardar told his servant : Go and water the plants. Servant : It’s already raining….
Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days.
Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days. Guess why? Because somebody had told…
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega !
Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever: What comes first the chicken or…
Abay salay aik line main bool biwi chahiye
Sardar : Bhagwan mujheydard day dukh day, tension day, mujhey barbaad ker day, meray peechay…
Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya.
Sardar : Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya. Friend : Lekin tere…
How can a Sardar kill a lion ?
How can a Sardar kill a lion ? Sardarji thinks and thinks hard & comes…
Khidiki se dekha to rasta per koi nahi tha.
Khidiki se dekha to rasta per koi nahi tha.Wah wah! Khidiki se dekha to rasta…
:”Le karle number note”.
Santa was riding on a horse.He jumped the red light & a cop whistles. Santa…
He replied that the weather forecast
Once a Sardar had a glove on one hand and not on other so the…