Y do we always praise shahid afridi who scored 100 runs of 37 balls. The real record blongs to shah sultan of saudi arabia who scored 100 sons of only 2 balls….
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- Height of missunderstanding an old
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- Teri galiyon main na rakhain gai qadam
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- A gunman stops a car n asks
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- Classic example to prove gals r selfish
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- Aik larki ne apni jeans utar di
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- Ajeeb dost hay mera ajeeb mizaj rakhta
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- Boy 2 girlmere sath dane karo gi
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- Quotalcohalquot contains quotfemale harmonesquot proof after
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- Kehtay hain quotaurat k haath mein barkat
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- Aisi kon c chez hai jo woman
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- A lady wakes up early in the
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- Repeat these lines atleast 2 hours
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- Oil or ghee companies ny pakistan mai
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