THE ANIMAL OF THE JUNGLE HAS DECIDED TO HOLD A MEETING.THE LION IS HERE,THE
TIGER IS HERE,THE ELEPHANT IS HERE,THE MONKEY IS HERE…BUT THE MEETING HASN’T
STARTED..GUESS WHY? BECAUSE THE DONKEY IS BUSY READING THIS MESSAGE!
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Aisi Kon c Chez Hai. jo Woman Mei Aagee hoTi hAi or Cow mEi PeChe.?......
- A lady wakes up early in the
A Lady Wakes Up Early In The Morning And Saw Her Cat In The Rain…......
- Repeat these lines atleast 2 hours
Repeat these lines atleast 2 hours every day outsaide the mosque and you will be......
- Oil or ghee companies ny pakistan mai
Oil or Ghee Companies ny Pakistan mai orat ko boht khul k bat krny ki......