Shadeed garmi ki waja se bhenso ne doodh kam dena shuru kr dia hai, dar hai k doodh ki shortage ho jaye gi, is liy tamaam “GIRLS” se guzarish hai k is muskil waqt mein hukumat ka sath den
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aur boil karte waqt doodh zaya hone se bachayen.
U dirty mind….
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