Kareena has small.!
Rakhi has big.!
Ranimukerji has 1 big & 1 small!
Aishwaryarai has two small!
What’s dat?
?
The letter ‘R’
but i like the way u thnk ;->…
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- Sana mai aj tm sy nhe mil
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- Most romentic shyari of the year arz
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- Aisi kon c chez hai jo woman
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- Teacher laden ki 5 biwian or20 bache
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- Repeat these lines atleast 2 hours
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- Make luv to your girlfriend on valentines
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