KARAY JAOOOOOOOO….
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karay jaoo.
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karay jaoo.
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baysharmoon ke tarah sms receive kartay jaoo
khud kabhi na
karna…..
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- Kabhi kehta tha dost mera k quotjaan
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- Larka tum ho kya cheez jo itnay
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- Pyar ek samandar ki tarhan haior har
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- Raat ko sirf 3 tarah ke log
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- Class mein shorr ho raha tha teacher
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- Tauba kya zamana agya hai warid
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- Height of missunderstanding an old
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- Teri galiyon main na rakhain gai qadam
Teri Galiyon Main na rakhain gai qadam Aaj Ke baad.. . . . . .......
- A gunman stops a car n asks
A Gunman Stops a car n asks Man 2 Masturbate. Scared Driver obeys. Dis continues......
- Classic example to prove gals r selfish
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- Aik larki ne apni jeans utar di
Aik larki ne apni jeans utar di or larke se boli: "muje larki hone ka......
- Ajeeb dost hay mera ajeeb mizaj rakhta
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- Boy 2 girlmere sath dane karo gi
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- Kehtay hain quotaurat k haath mein barkat
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- Aisi kon c chez hai jo woman
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- A lady wakes up early in the
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- Repeat these lines atleast 2 hours
Repeat these lines atleast 2 hours every day outsaide the mosque and you will be......
- Oil or ghee companies ny pakistan mai
Oil or Ghee Companies ny Pakistan mai orat ko boht khul k bat krny ki......