he= pura ander giya
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he=derd hua
she=haaaaaaaaaan
he=fit hay
she=perfect
he=r u comfortable
she=zaberdast
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- Teacher name the thing which carries more
Teacher: Name the thing which carries more weight but has vary less weight. Student: ur......
- Song from movie machis chunni leke
Song from Movie Machis… Chunni Leke Soti Thi Kamaal Lagti Thi… "Lo KarLo BaaT.. Sirf......
- The boy went to his dads friend
The boy went to his dad’s friend home late night.. Uncle offered him to sleep......
- Larkiyon aur larko ki wo kon si
Larkiyon Aur Larko Ki Wo Kon Si Jaga Ha Jaha Hadi Nahe Hoti . ?......
- Shadeed garmi ki waja se bhenso ne
Shadeed garmi ki waja se bhenso ne doodh kam dena shuru kr dia hai, dar......
- Girl n boy were siting alone in
Girl n Boy were siting alone in d garden.. Girl-Do something which makes my heart......
- Kya aap colse up karte hain
Kya aap.. Colse Up karte hain..? Kya aap Confidence se Chalte hai..! Kya aap Penalty......
- When an apple is green it ready
When an apple is Green, it is ready to Pluck! & when a girl is......
- A group of elephants were sitting on
A group of elephants were sitting on the street. A cute female elephant passed by…......
- Educational progress bs bull shit
Educational Progress. . . . B.S. Bull Shit. . . M.S. More Shit. . .......
- Thinking of lady banker lagta
Thinking Of Lady Banker … Lagta Hy K Mere Husn Mein Kami Aati Jarahi Hy......
- Paad k nam ek sweet poem jo
PAAD K NAM EK SWEET POEM Jo maray wo fresh, Jo songay wo crash, Kabi......
- Difference between good girls and bad girls
Difference between good girls and bad girls? Ans:Good girls open few buttons in hot atmosphere......
- 1 kunwari larki ko bacha ho gaya
1 Kunwari Larki Ko Bacha Ho Gaya toU Us K BaaP Ne Pocha: Yeh Kis......
- Its the g0od girlz that keep da
Its the g0od girLz ThAt kEep da DiARieS, ThE bAd girLz neVer haVe THe TiMe.......
- Kabhi kehta tha dost mera k quotjaan
Kabhi kehta tha dost mera k "jaan bhi maango tu hazir hay" Aaj apni biwi......
- Larka tum ho kya cheez jo itnay
Larka: Tum ho kya cheez jo itnay Nakhray dikha rahi ho? Larki: I am Heroin......
- Pyar ek samandar ki tarhan haior har
PYAR ek samandar ki tarhan hai.or har samandar main nahane ka alag alag hi maza......
- Raat ko sirf 3 tarah ke log
Raat ko sirf 3 tarah ke log jaagte hai: Bhoot – insan ko darane k......
- A gunman stops a car n asks
A Gunman Stops a car n asks Man 2 Masturbate. Scared Driver obeys. Dis continues......
- Aik larki ne apni jeans utar di
Aik larki ne apni jeans utar di or larke se boli: "muje larki hone ka......
- Ajeeb dost hay mera ajeeb mizaj rakhta
AjEeb DosT hAy MerA ajEeb mizAj rAkhtA hAy SawAL kArnE sE pEhLAy jAwAb rAkhtA hAy......
- Kehtay hain quotaurat k haath mein barkat
Kehtay Hain: "Aurat K Haath Mein Barkat Hoti Hai!" – – – – – Bilkul......
- Aisi kon c chez hai jo woman
Aisi Kon c Chez Hai. jo Woman Mei Aagee hoTi hAi or Cow mEi PeChe.?......
- Repeat these lines atleast 2 hours
Repeat these lines atleast 2 hours every day outsaide the mosque and you will be......