Aaj …
Aaj…… Aaj Ek Sweater Aur Pehen Lo…
Aaj Ek Razai Aur Odh Lo… .
Aaj Ek Mufler Aur Lapet Lo…
Aaj Do Moze Aur Pehen Lo…
Aaj Ek Kehwa Aur Pii Lo…
Aaj Ek Heater Aur Chala Lo…
Kya Pata….
Kal Thand Ho Na Ho ! !!
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