Samosa said to aaloo:
jb me fry hta hun to tmhen cover kr ke garam oil se bacha leta hun. Bcoz i luv u.
Aaloo said:
jb log tmhen fry hne ke foran bad khatay han to me bhi unki zban aur munh jala deta hun. I luv u2
Moral of the story
in dono ki prem kahani pe na jayen. Samosa thora thanda kr ke khayen:D…
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