Few things Indian movies taught us:
1. At least one of the identical twins is born evil.
2. If u decide to defuse a bomb, don’t worry which wire to cut, You’ll always choose the right one.
3. Wen u turn off the light to go to bed, everything in ur room will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish.
4. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating, but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds!!
5. A detective can solve a case only if he has been suspended from duty.
6. If u decide to start dancing in the street, everyone u meet will know all the steps….
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