Memon:
Yeh Kaila(Banana) Kaisay Diya?
Shopkeeper:
1rs.
Memon:
60 Paisa Ka Deta Hai?
S.K:
60 Paise Mein To Sirf Chilka Milega.
Memon:
Ley 40 Paisay
Chilka Rakh Aur Kela Day De
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- Dil de diya sanam ko tan bhi
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- Jo bhi diya is duniya ne use
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- Silsila tor diya us ney to ye
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- Tohfa diya hum ko eid pe
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- Ya allah jo tu ne diya aur
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- Ek diya woh bhi hai jo raat
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- Tum ne to keh diya ke muhabbat
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- Ek diya woh bhi hai jo raat
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- Kesi ko kho diya hum nay
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- Aansoo ko to kh0 diya hai
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- Azaad kar diya hum ne b us
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- har museebat ka diya aik
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- Yeh kya kr diya tu ny mujhi
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- Azad kar diya ham ne bhi uss
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- Aap jaisa dost diya
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- Dhoka diya tha jab tum ne mujhe,
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- Jis dil ne dhadakna bandh kar diya
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- Woh samajhte hain dil tod diya to
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- Eh ta waqt diya majburia ne jo
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- Har ek ne mujhko dhoka diya hai
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- Tumne tu keh diya ke mohabbat na
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- Ashiqui ne mujhe diya kya hai aye
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- Maine khud ko kho diya hai
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- Be sabab chor diya tum ne
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