Memon ki shaadi mei baar baar Paani pesh kia jaraha tha!
Tangg aaker
1 Pathan bola!
Halaq me paani phanss giya hai
thori BIRYANI milegi
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Memon K Ghar Twins Peda Huye Kisi Dost Ne Kha: Mubarak Ho 2 Bache Huey......
- Ek memon apny bachay ko maar raha
Ek memon apny bachay ko maar raha tha. Dost ne poocha kyun maar rahe ho?......
- Shaadi ke pehle chadramukhi ek saal baad suraj mukhi
Shaadi Ke Pehle-Chadramukhi Shaadi Ek Ek Saal Baad-Suraj Mukhi 2 Bachchon Ke Baad-Jwalamukhi...
- Saath pehron mein shaadi rachi humne lagaye
Saath Pehron Mein Shaadi Rachi Humne Lagaye Haaton Par Mehendi Kache Daage Mein Baandhne Chali......
- Boyfrnd main tumse shaadi nahi karsakta isliye
Boyfrnd; main tumse shaadi nahi karsakta isliye yelo apne love letters aur meray mujhe wapis......
- Dil pesh karoon ke jaan karoon kuch
Dil Pesh Karoon Ke Jaan Pesh Karoon, Kuch Samaj Nahin Aata Ki Tujhe Kaya Pesh......
- Memon nay ghar construct karaya oper walay
memon nay ghar construct karaya.. oper walay hissay main paint kia aur nechay walay hissay......
- Memon larki ammi maine ghalti se sabz
Memon Larki: Ammi maine ghalti se sabz sitara ki goli kha li, ab kya karun?......
- Woh toh paani ki boond hai jo
Woh Toh Paani Ki Boond Hai Jo Ankho Se Beh Jaye, Aansu Toh Woh Hai......
- Wo paani ki lehron pe kya likh
Wo Paani Ki Lehron Pe Kya Likh Raha Tha Khuda Jaane Harf-E-Dua Likh Raha Tha......
- Dood ki ek bhoond ne paani ke
Dood Ki Ek Bhoond Ne Paani Ke Sagar Main Janam Liya Hawao Ne Usse Sulaya......
- Ab to paani me bhi sharara nazar
Ab To Paani Me Bhi Sharara Nazar Aata Hai, Chaand Me Bhi Jaise Uska Chehra......
- Wo to koi bulbula hai andar paani
Wo To Koi Bulbula Hai Andar Paani Ke Hawa Hai Sar Ta Paa Woh Silsila......
- Aankhon se jo ye behta paani hai
Aankhon Se Jo Ye Behta Paani Hai In Ki Bhi Ek Daastan Puraani Hai Guzare......
- Aey kiddan da paani sidda sir nu
Aey Kiddan Da Paani Aey Sidda Sir Nu Charh Jaunda Aey O Peerhaan Dil Diyaan......
- Mein piyasa aur tum paani ho
Mein piyasa aur tum paani ho, Mein kalam aur tum kahani ho, Wah Wah Jab......
- Kon kahta hai k paani ko tarastay
Kon kahta hai k paani ko tarastay thay HUSSAIN (R.A).. UN k Honton ko tarasta......
- Main to yu hi paani mai pathar
Main to yu hi paani mai pathar phaink rha tha ‘WASI’ , , , Achanak......
- Mar ja furaat apney hi paani men
:’Mar Ja Furaat Apney hi Paani men Doob kar’ ‘Pyasa Chala Gaya Hai Terey Pass......
- Paani main kashti car wah pani
paani main kashti kashti main car wah wah pani main kashti kashti mian car sms......
- Saki kya ho gaya hai sharab paani
Saki Kya Ho Gaya Hai Sharab Paani Is Mehkhane Mein Aab To Hota Nahi Hai......
- Kutchh paani behjaane do ke behne se
Kutchh Paani Behjaane Do Kutchh Paani Ke Behne Se Shareer Nahi Gall Jaata Kutchh Dukh......
- Paani water asman ki taraf
Paani ( Water) Asman Ki Taraf Uthay Tu BHAAP Asmaan Se Neachay Ae To BARISH......
- Sawaal paani ka nahi pyaas hai
Sawaal paani ka nahi, Pyaas ka hai, Sawaal maut ka nahi, Saans ka hai, Dost......
- Tu aag hai main paani hoon husn
Tu aag hai Main paani hoon Tu husn hai Main jawani hoon Jo beet gayi......
- Tum roz girna paani ki tarah mere
Tum roz girna paani ki tarah mere upar, roz bhigata rahega mera daaman sumundar ki......
- Marr ja furaat apne hi paani
Marr Ja Furaat Apne Hi Paani Mein Doob Ker … Pyasa Chala Gaya Hy Tere......
- Mein ne darya se seekhi hai paani
MEIN NE DARYA SE SEEKHI HAI PAANI KI PARDA DAARI OOPER OOPER HANSTEY REHNA ,......
- Marr ja furaat apne hi paani
Marr Ja Furaat Apne Hi Paani Mein Doob Ker … Pyasa Chala Gaya Hy Tere......
- Maine samandar se seekhi hai paani ki
Maine Samandar Se Seekhi Hai Paani Ki Prda Daari, Oopar Se Hanste Rehna Or Gehraaiyo’n......
- Paani k lye bachy tarapty dekhon
‘Paani k lye bachy tarapty dekhon..! Phr kese beth jaon men ABBAS chain sy? Kiski......