Someone Asked Shakespeare:
“U Married A Girl Elder Than U, Why?â€
He Showed Him A Calendar N Said
“A Week Has 7 Days;
Can U Say Which Day Is Younger,
Either Sunday Or Saturday ??
So, Love Comes From Heart Not In Ageâ€
Love Has No Age.
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