(Part-3)
Woh kehti hai, Batao na kise khone se darte ho.? Btao kon hai Woh ? Jis ko ye Mausam bulate hain..
Me kehta hn, ye Meri shairy hai Aaena Dil ka, zara dekho btao kiya Tumhe iss me Nazar aaya..?
Woh kehti hai k Aap aise ji buht Baatein bnate ho, mgr sach hai k ye Baatein buht hi Shaad rakhti hain..
Me kehta hn ye sab Baatein fasane ik bahana hai, k pal kuch Zindagani k Tumhare Sath kat jaye…..
phir uske bad Khamoshi ka Dilkash Raks hota hai,
Nighahein bolti hain aur Lab khamosh rehte hain.
Woh kehti hai suno Jana Mohabbt moom ka Ghar hai. . . . . . ./
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