kahoo ab kya kahoon tum ko
batao kya likhoon tum ko
mujhy tamheed do koi
mujhy umeed do koi
nya ek lafz ho koi
jahaan say bat chal nikly
meri mushkil ka hal nikly
kay tum say bat karni hay
teri aaghoosh main aa kay
basr ek rat karni hay
mujhy ek bat karni hay…
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“Batao kesa lagta hy? Kisi ko paa k kho dena†kesi k sath to chalna,......
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Teacher: Batao Daryaaft or Ejaad me kya farq hai? Sardar: Mere baap ne meri Maa......
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Teacher: Batao A ke baad kya aata hay. Bachha bohat der sochta hay phir jawab......
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Teacher: ‘Batao Dog Shadi q Nahi Karta?’ . . Student: ‘Miss Wo Pehly Hi Kutton......
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Teacher: batao kay maths ka kya matlab hai: student: sir maths meanz . M: Mental......
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Tum rothay rothay lagtay ho koi terkeb batao mnany ki mein zindagi girvi rakh dalun......
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Man to pathan: batao sher anda deta hai ya bacha? Pathan after a long time.......
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TEACHER: Bachcho! practical ka matlab batao…! STUDENT: jab koi PRA(bhai) tickle(achar) khata hay to osay......
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Sabab judai ka kuch to batao mujhe, phir chahe dil-0-jaan se satao mujhe, chalo ye......
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Wife : janu batao tum mujhse kitna pyar krtay ho Husband : bahut zyada Wife......
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TEACHER: YE BATAO K PRINCIPAL KISAY KEHTE HAY? . . . . PATHAN: WO PUL......
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Dard Dillon Ke Kyun Batao Satatai Hai Muje. Ajeeb Sapne Kyun Batao Aatte Hai Muje.......
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Aey Dosto Ek Baat Batao Main Kamsin Hu Mujhe Samjao Apno Ko Kehte Suna Hai......
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Kaisey Batao Mein Tumhey Key Tum Merey Liya Kaun Ho Kaisey Batao Mein Tumhey Key......
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Sabub Judai Ka Kuch To Batao Mujhe, Phir Chahe Dil-O-Jaan Se Satao Mujhe, Chalo Ye......
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Teacher! Batao KHUSH FEHMI Kia H0ti Hy? Student! Sir Pichy Dekhen Miss ERUM Apko Bula......
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