Zubaida Apa Ki Cigarette Ki Recipe:
5 Gm Charas
1 Gold Leaf Ka Cigrt
2 Machis Ki Teeleya
1 Hawadar Kamra
Tarkeeb:
Gold Leaf Ka Cigrt Khali Kare,
Machis Ki Teeli Jalae,
Charas Ko 110 Degree Pr Garam Kare,
Charas Ko Paati Mix Kr K Cigrt Bhar Le,
Ab 2sri Machis Ki Teli Se Cigrt Jalae
Or
Enjoy Karin
JHOLE LAL…!
Agaly Hafte Zubaida Apa Apko Heroin Pine Ki Asan Recepi Bataingi..:-D
Dont Mis It..;-)
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