Sardar in Fire Brigade:
Lady called: Mere Ghar Mai Aag Lag Gai Hai.
Sardar: Paani Dalo.
Lady: Dala, Aag Nahi Bujhi.
Sardar: Phir Hum Aa Kar Kya Karenge,
Hum Bhi To Pani He Dalengey. 🙂
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