Rancho: Who said that 75 minus 70 which becomes
5 in Pakistani currency should be decreased
on a thing which is called drink wid blackish colour packed in differnt sized bottles sold in market prepared by a multinational company…???
Teacher:Aasan bhasha me nai bol skte kia ??
Rancho: Sir koshish ki thi ..ap ko pasand nai aya..
baat ye hy k..
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Kis ne kaha tha pepsi pe 5 rupay kam krdo… =P ๐
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