Q. How are men like television commercials?
A. You can’t believe a word either one of them says, and they both last about 30 seconds.
Q: Why is it dangerous to let your man’s mind wander?
A: It’s too little to be out alone.
Q: How is a man like a snowstorm?
A: You never know when he’s coming, how many inches you’ll get, or how long it will last.
Q: How is a man like the weather?
A: Nothing can be done to change either one of them.
Q: How are men are like coffee?
A: The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night.
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