Oye Utho!
Ye koi Soney ka Waqt hai?
Jab dekho Sote Rehte ho.
Kya sari Zindgi So k Bitani hai?
Or haan Jaag jao to Shor Mat karna
I’m going to sleep.
GOOD NIGHT
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‘ZINDAGI KI RAHOON MAIN ISHQ NA MILA’ IS BE DARD ZAMANAY SAY KUCH NA MILA......
- Girl ask mother ami yeh chawal
Girl Ask Mother:- ‘Ami Yeh Chawal Aur Marasi Mein Kya Farq Hota Hai..’ Mother:- ‘Beta......
- Fathertum ne university k 4 sal me
Father:Tum ne university k 4 sal me Sub se Muskil kaam kon sa seekha?. .......
- Newspaper mein ishtihar aya hmare pas aisi
Newspaper Mein ishtihar Aya ‘Hmare Pas Aisi Product Hy, Jisko Pehn Kar Aap Puri Dunia......
- Im sorry to my nation shahid khan
i,M SORRY TO MY NATION’ (SHAHID KHAN AFRIDI) Y SORRY?! U GAVE US A HOPE......
- Girl apne boy friend se main maa
Girl apne boy friend se. main maa banna wali hun. Boy…Naheeeee girl abay sun to......
- Girlkia tum mere ashiq ho boyhaan
Girl:Kia Tum Mere Ashiq Ho? Boy:Haan Hon: Girl:To Phir Mujhe Rs 1000 Ka Easyload Bhej......
- 1 lrke ko lrki se pyar ho
1 lrke ko lrki se pyar ho gya lekin lrki ne use thukra diya Lrke......
- Mobile hai hr larki ki shan
Mobile hai hr larki ki shan, Call kar k larkon ko krti hain pareshan MISS......
- Son parosi ki larki ko english nhi
Son: parosi ki Larki Ko English Nhi Ati, Father:Tujhe Kese Pata? Son:Mene Kaha’Give Me two......
- Lafz0 ki bnavat mujhay nahi aati ghalib
Lafz0 ki bnavat mujhay nahi Aati Ghalib, Im Very Beautiful Seedhi c Baat hai 🙂...
- Microsoft bought skype for 85 billion dollars
Microsoft Bought Skype For 8.5 Billion Dollars . . . . . . . Stupids......
- Girl jaan boy g kaha ho
Girl; Jaan Boy; G . Girl; Kaha ho Boy; Ghar . Girl; Free ho Boy;......
- Aapki ki aftari iftaar se pehle
AAPKI ki aftari Iftaar Se Pehle (‘.’) /].[_/ _ Iftaar K Baad _(‘.’)_ /( )_!/......
- Hat jaa re chokre bheja na
Hat jaa re chokre bheja na thokre aare li he apun panga nai karna danga......
- Ana parast to hum b ghazab k
ana parast to hum b ghazab k hain lekin tere ghuroor ka hum ehtaraam kartay......
- Aaj ki achi baat kisi ka
Aaj Ki Achi Baat . Kisi Ka Kaam Kal Par Mat Choro . . .......
- Main dhoondta tha door khalaaon mein ek
Main Dhoondta Tha Door Khalaaon Mein Ek Jism Chehron Ka Ek Hajoom Mere Aas Paas......
- Moar naachty huye b rota hy or
Moar Naachty Huye B Rota Hy or Hans Martey Huye B Gaata Hy Ye Zindagi......
- Ab k sal ek ajeeb c khwahish
Ab k SAL ek ajeeb c khwahish jagi hai k, Koi tot k chahe aur......
- Some men focus more on how to
Some Men Focus More On ‘How To Get A Woman’, But 0nce They Have Her,......
- Teri khushi k lamhe kis kadar mukhtasar
Teri khushi k lamhe kis kadar mukhtasar hain FARAZ Abhi mujra shuroo hi nai hoa......
- Every man has a definite style toattract
Every Man has a definite Style tOAttract wOman… But, The gOlden Rule Says: No, One......
- Agar 2 people ko 1 rassi se
Agar 2 People ko 1 Rassi Se Bandha Jaye To Us Rassi Ko Kya Kahege?......