Newly Married Husband
Saved Wife’s Number
On Mobile As:
‘MY LIFE’
…After 1 Yr:
‘My WIFE’
5 Yrs:
‘HOME’
10 Yrs:
‘HITLER’
25 Yrs:
‘WRONG NUMBER’ … =P xD
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Husband apni wife ka janaza le kr ja raha tha, Janazey k aage 1 kutta......
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