Kisan ka Murgha Budha hogya to wo,Jawan Murgha le Aya or Murghioun me chordia
Budhay murghy ne kaha:Larai sy Behtar hy,Hm 2no Race lga kr Faisla kar len,Jo Jeeta Murghian Uski,Mgr me pehly Bhagon ga
Jawan murgha Maan gya
Budha murgha shor machata hua Bhaga,Jawan B usky Pechy bhaga
Shor sun k Kisan Bandoq le aya aur Jawan murghy ko goli mar k bola:
Sala,Ye 3sra murgha B LONDAYBAAZ Nikla
MORAL: ‘Experience is More Important than power.n.
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