Gr8 msg…
1 hindu Techer clas me:’Bacho Aap ko main nazar a raha hon?
Bachay:’G Haa’
Teacher:
‘main ap k samne kara hu es liye nazar a rha hu.Kya ap ko ALLAH nazar a raha hy?
Bachay’Nhi’
To techer ne kaha ‘Hota to nazar ata’
1 Muslim Bache ne kara ho k kaha :
‘Bacho ! Aap ko Ustad sahb ki Aqal Nazar aa rhi hy?’
Bachon ne kaha:
‘nhi’
Muslim bacha:’Hoti to nazar ati’ PROUD TO BE A MUSLIM ๐
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