Ek Murghi ne Pak-india Border pe Anda diya
2no Mulk Ek Ande k Liye Larne Lage
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Pehle
Pakistani India gye
aur
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Indian Excited ho k
Ab Hamari Bari ha
Pakistani: Chal Yr tu anda rakh le
Geo pakistaneo
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