Sheikh Ghalti sy1Din5 Rupy ka sika kha gya,
Roz Bathroom ja kr Zor lgata pr sika na Nikla.
Kafi Din ki koshish k baad 1 Din sika nikal gia.
sheikh bohot khush tha.
BV: aaj aap bahot khush hain?
Sheikh: Han Kafi arsy sy 1 payment phansi hui thi Aaj mili hay.
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