Neem k 4 patte lo
2 ko 1glass pani me boil karo aur
2 ki chatni banao
Phr
chatni ko us pani k sath kha lo
Inshahallah
Kanjoosi
K sare germs mar jayenge.
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(‘.’) . – – . / _.’ ‘. _/ _ ‘, Mootran tuwady Mobile Utty......
- Wo dost umer bhar ka saath kiya
Wo Dost Umer bhar ka saath kiya dy ga, Jis ne PAckage hote howe bhi......
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Waari warsi khattan gaya c khatt k leyaandi sooi.. , , , , Jerra menu......
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Me Ye Nahi Kehta K Meri Kher Khabr Pucho. Magr NAALAIKO..! TUM LOG KHUD ZINDA......
- Kanjoos 8th floor se neeche gira
KanJoos 8th fLoor se neeche gira, Girte huwe kitchen ki window k pas pohancha to......
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( kanjusi ) Award/ )__( Mubark Ho sMs Na karne Pr Apko Award Of ‘Kanjusi’2011......
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_/ (‘)/ -(_)- /(_) _/ (‘)/ -(_)- /(_) _/ (‘)/ -(_)- /(_) Or kanjusi kro......
- Dekho mausm kitna suhana he thandi
Dekho mausm kitna suhana he. Thandi thandi fizao ka ana jana hai. Kuch sms kar......
- Notice jo moaziz dost sms send
Notice! Jo Moaziz Dost SmS Send Karne Ki Zehmat Nhi Krte Unse Guzarsh Hy K......
- Xcuse me whts ur
Xcuse Me! (‘.) /((/ ! Wht’s ur Mobile Number? Mene RE-CHECK krna hai. Bcoz I......
- Extreme of fashion dhoti with zip
Extreme of Fashion? * Dhoti with Zip. Extreme of Secrecy? * Blank Visiting Card. Extreme......
- Ab atay hain tere sms boht thoray
Ab atay hain tere sms boht thoray… WAH WAH WAH Ab atay hain tere sms......
- Waise to bare aziz ho tum
Waise to bare aziz ho ‘ TUM ‘, Mgr na jane kiya cheez ho ‘......
- Hello kia haal hai ho
Hello! Kia Haal Hai ? Kia Ho Raha Hai ? Aap KahaN Rehte Ho ?......
- Ishq k saharay jia nahi kertay gham
Ishq k saharay jia nahi kertay, Gham k pyalon ko pia nahi kertay, Kuch nawab......
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1 bazurg frmaty hen k Men nay 3 logo sy zyada bakheel kisi ko nhi......
- Fizaon k badlne ka intzar na kia
‘Fizaon k badlne ka intzar na kia kro’.. ‘Andiyo k rukne ka intzar na kia......
- Tmam sbooton or gwahon k byanat ki
Tmam sbooton or gwahon k byanat ki roshni me ye adalat dafa 334 tazirat e......
- Bhol gae ya bhulana chate ho
Bhol Gae Ya Bhulana Chate Ho Door Kar Dia Ya Jana Chate Ho Aazma Lia......
- Na jany kis tabiyat k hain mery
…Na jany kis tabiyat k hain mery dost.. ~….Bhai….~ ..Jb tk bisti na karo sms......
- Dear kanjoos customer u have subscribed
Dear Kanjoos Customer U have Subscribed Kanjoosi Packge. Successfully U can Enjoy saving of msgs.......
- Yr ap jo koi b ho plz
Yr ap jo koi b ho plz 20 ka balnc dalwa do me is time......
- Arz kia hy hm ap k msg
ARZ KIA HY! Hm ap k msg ki yad me Ro rhe hen! wah wah......
- Girlko sms karo to wo karti
Girl:ko sms karo to wo sms karti ha. Boy:ko sms karo to wo phone karta......
- Chandi ka ghora soney ki lagaam msg
‘CHANDI’ ka ghora ‘SONEY’ ki lagaam, ‘MSG’ prhny walon ko mera ‘SALAM’ ‘PEPSI’ piny walon......
- Ja meri missile ja jo log mujhe
ja meri missile ja, jo log mujhe sms nahi karte,unke dimagh me ghus ja or......
- Arz kia hai yun na kisi ke
~Arz kia hai Yun na kisi ke dil say khailo, ~Wha wha wha ~Yun na......
- Toba toba aata ghee shakkar
‘Toba Toba’ Aata . Ghee . Shakkar . Chawal . Bijli . oil . .......
- Kanjoos boy fell in love with kanjoos
Kanjoos boy fell in love with kanjoos girl. GIRL- jab dad so jayenge to main......
- Mere mobile ko sukoon mil gaya empty
Mere Mobile Ko Sukoon Mil Gaya Empty Inbox Mein Sms Ka Phool Khil Gaya Aap......
- Dil chahata hy ap ko bohat piyr
Dil Chahata Hy AP KO Bohat Piyr Doon. dosti K Naam Pr Ye Zindgi Waar......
- Arz kia hai yun na kisi ke
‘~Arz kia hai Yun na kisi ke dil say khailo, ~Wha wha wha ~Yun na......