MANGO ka juice, CHIKU ka juice, ORANGE ka juice, TETI ka juice,
APPLE ka juice, PINEPLE ka juice, PAPITA ka juice,
GRAP ka juice…
Jo MSG na kare vo KANJUS..!
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