In me se koi 1 chez select karo
1.Hthora
2.pathar
3.Gun
4.Pipe
5.Tube
6.Mike
7.Raad
8.Danda
Or
apne sar pe zor se maro.
Kanjoso kuch to sharm krlya kro.
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