Agr
Pizza 20 ka
Chicken 15 ka
Burger 5 ka
Pepsi 3 ki
Samosa 1 ka
Ho bhi jaye
To
Ap Phr B Kch Kha Nhi Sakty
Q K Ap ko to 25 paisy ka sMs Krty mout ati hy.
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