A Policeman Asks His Son
” Itne Kam MArks Kyon Aaye?”
Ajj Se Tera Khelna , TV Dekhna Sab Band
Son: Papa Ye Lo 50 Rs Baat Ko Yahi Per Khatam KAro
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