Grahak : Chotu kya khana pakane me do gante lagate hai?
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ab to bus use garam kiya ja raha hai.
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- Hotho se jo choo liya,
Hotho se jo choo liya, Ehsaas Aab tak hai, Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein......
- ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA!!!!!!
Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the…… train ruki, khidki khuli, nazro se nazre mili......
- Tange feala ke karo.
Legs utha ke karo. Tange feala ke karo. Ghuma ghuma ke karo. Aage peechey dono......
- Bina sui ka injection lene ka..!!!
Munna bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye…??? Circuit: simple bhai…......
- Ab tak nishani ka woh rumaal gulabi hai
Rango mein ghuli ladki kya laal gulabi hai, Jo dekhta hai kehta hai kya maal......
- Itne kamjor ho gaye teri judai se
Itne kamjor ho gaye teri judai se, Itne kamjor ho gaye teri judai se Ki......
- Tumhe daikh kr ye nigah jhuk jay
Tumhe Daikh Kr Ye Nigah Jhuk Jay Gi Khamoshi Ab Hr Bat Keh Jay Gi......
- Tere naam ko honto pe sajaya he
Tere naam ko honto pe sajaya he mene. tere ruh ko apne dil me basaya......
- Dil ki basti ko wairana na banay
Dil ki basti ko wairana na banay rakhna. Kuch na ho to yadon ko sajay......
- Teri hasraton k aseer ho gaye hum
Teri hasraton k aseer ho gaye, Hum to buss ghamon ki tasweer ho gaye, kal......
- Teri yaad mein deewane hoke hum chale
Teri yaad mein deeWane hoke hum chale.. Duniya ko bhool masTaane hoke hum chale.. Tu......
- Tum ne sambhaala to bedarr hoke hum
Tum ne sambhaala To beDarr hoke hum chale.. Zameen ki dhool se zinDagi banke hum......
- Pahala mere dadaji ki itani badi
Pahala : Mere dadaji ki itani badi ladamani thi ki sari duniya ke jaanvar usi......
- Tinu kauwa telephone par baith kar
Tinu : Kauwa telephone par baith kar kanw kanw kyon kar raha hai? Chinu :......
- Kavi hraday doctor apane marij se
Kavi hraday doctor (Apane marij se) : Kyon bhai raat ko nindra devi aai? Marij......
- Saurabh kabhi kabhi mujhe apane charo or
Saurabh: Kabhi kabhi mujhe apane charo or andhera he andhera najar aata hai. Gaurav :......
- Quote of the day do not wait
Quote Of The Day! Do Not Wait To Strike Till The Iron Is Hot; But......
- When your commitment is deeper than the
When your commitment is deeper than the sea and your ambition is taller than the......
- Bush tujhe swiming aati hai laalu no
Bush: tujhe swiming aati hai. laalu: no. bush: tere se to kutta achha hai jo......
- Zindgi sapno ki nahi haqiqat jiya karo
Zindgi sapno ki nahi haqiqat ki jiya karo, qki sapno main sirf phool khila karte......
- Dil ko kisi ahat ki as rehti
Dil ko kisi ahat ki as rehti he, Nigaho ko kisi surat ki pyas rhti......
- Sangeet ke saath aawaz phool khusbu jism
Sangeet ke saath aawaz.. Phool ke saath khusbu.. Jism ke saath rooh.. Khusi ke saath......
- Zindagi ek hasin khwab he har ko
Zindagi ek hasin khwab he, Har khwab ko Manzil nahi milti, Tut kar bikhar jate......
- Luck is not in ur hands but
Luck is not in Ur hands But work is in Ur hands. Ur work can......
- Har nami me kuch kami to rahegi
Har nami me kuch kami to rahegi Ankhen thodi shabnamito rahengi. Zindagi ko aap kitna......
- Behind ur laughter there r sorrows smile
Behind ur laughter there r sorrows.. Behind ur smile there r tears.. Behind ur quietness......
- Likhte hai hum kisi aur k liye
Likhte hai hum kisi aur k liye, Mere dard ko tum apna mat samjhna. Haqiqat......
- Humne socha shayad hum hi chahte hain
Humne Socha Shayad Hum hi chahte hain unko, Par unhe chahne walon ka to kafila......
- Hum ishq mein tu intaha kiye deity
HUM ISHQ MEIN TU INTAHA KIYE DEITY HEIN TUM NE CHAHA HE NAHI CHAHNY WALOO......
- Manna k hamari zaat main buhat aieeb
Manna K Hamari Zaat Main Buhat Aieeb Hain Magar..!! Biktey Nahin Khuda ki Qasam Hum......
- Tere maikhane ka dastoor b ajeeb hai
Tere maikhane ka dastoor b ajeeb hai MEER, Sharab unko milti hai jinko Peena nahi......
- Uljhan mujhay khof hai woh niba
Uljhan Mujhay khof hai Woh niba k kisi merhalay pay yeh aa k keh day......
- Ek pehlwan qartab dikha raha tha to
Ek Pehlwan Qartab Dikha Raha tha To Us Nay Ek Nimboon liya Or Us Say......
- Source sad shayari hindi love
source : Sad Shayari | Hindi Shayari | Shayari Love | Sms Shayari | Hindi......
- Source sad shayari hindi love
source : Sad Shayari | Hindi Shayari | Shayari Love | Sms Shayari | Hindi......
- Source kaise kat ti hai woh raatain
source : Kaise Kat-ti Hai Woh Raatain.. | Hindi Shayari | Shayari Love | Sms......
- Source wo nahi mera magar us
source : Wo nahi mera magar us se mohabat hai to hai., | Hindi Shayari......
- Dekhuun tere haathon ko to lagataa hai
DekhuuN tere haathon ko to lagataa hai tere haath Mandir mein faqat deep jalaane Ke......
- Jo apne ma bap ka nai wo
JO APNE MA BAP KA NAI WO HE HINDU. JO EK BAP KA NAI WO......