Woh konsa waqt hota hai jab BHAI BHAI ka nai
BETA BAAP ka nai
MAA BETI ki nai
BETA MAA ka nai hota?
Ans:
jub shadi mein awaz aati hay
"ROTI KHUL GAE G",…
Related SMS:
- Wo konsa driver ha jis ka license
Wo Konsa DRIVER Ha Jis Ka LICENSE Nhi Hota? Khud Soch K Niche Answer Dekhna!......
- Wo konsa poet hay jin ki shayari
Wo konsa poet hay jin ki shayari main kafi dard hay? . ? . ?......
- Pakistan ka wo konsa shehr hai jahan
Pakistan ka wo konsa shehr hai jahan her Larki shadi shuda kehlati hai?? Socho Nahe......
- Aysa konsa jandar hy jo dodh or
Aysa konsa jandar hy jo dodh or anda dono aik sath day sakta hy ?......
- Afridi bhai or ajmal bhai halka haat
Afridi Bhai Or Ajmal bhai Halka Haat Rakho Apne Hi Salay Han, A Msg By......
- Munna bhai arre o circuit ek bakra
Munna bhai: Arre O Circuit Ek Bakra Talaab me Gir gaya hai, Aab Wo Sala......
- Waqt suhana hota hai jab dil yeh
Waqt Suhana Hota Hai, Jab Dil Yeh Deewana Hota Hai, Jab Yeh Intazaar Hota Hai,......
- Gulon ke khilne ka waqt hota hai
Gulon Ke Khilne Ka Waqt Hota Hai, Magar Kharon Ke Chubhne Ka Koi Waqt Nahi......
- Haan waqt aisa bhi hota hai jo
Haan Waqt Aisa Bhi Hota Hai Jo Phir Laut Kar Aata Hai… Par Tab Woh......
- Waqt ke paan8217o par kya likha hota
Waqt Ke Paan’o Par Kya Likha Hota Hai Yeh Koi Nahi Janta Patha Tho Thab......
- Waqt ne jo sath diya hota hum
Waqt Ne Jo Sath Diya Hota Hum Unhe Apna Bante, Har Pal Sath Rehate Unke,......
- Milna bichadna to waqt ka dastur hota hai
Milna-Bichadna To Waqt Ka Dastur Hota Hai, Judaa Hokar Bhi Koi Yaado Se Naa Door......
- Pehle waqt bhi hota thapehle pyar tha
Pehle Waqt Bhi Hota Tha,Pehle Pyar Bhi Hota Tha Pehle Yaad Bhi Aati Thi ,......
- Waqt ka aagar jo hume sahara hota
Waqt Ka Aagar Jo Hume Sahara Hota To Jamaane Se Hume Yu Gila Na Hota......
- Waqt hota to hum bhii muskara lete
Waqt Hota To Hum Bhii Muskara Lete, Waqt Hota To Kisi Ko Apna Bana Lete,......
- Agar jaty waqt her koi kush hota
Agar jaty waqt her koi kush hota . SAGAR. tu ~Ajj~ December na rota barish......
- Muqarar waqt hota hai muhabat ki namazon
Muqarar waqt hota hai muhabat ki namazon ka…! Ada jin ki nikal jaye qaza b......
- Insan sirf usi waqt pareshan hota hai
Insan sirf usi waqt pareshan hota hai jab wo Waqt se pehle aur Naseeb se......
- Waqt hota ke mera bakht anaan geer
Waqt Hota Ke Mera Bakht Anaa’n Geer, So Hai Tujh Se MiLne Mein Yu’n He......
- Pyaar har waqt pyaara nahi hota jise
Pyaar Har Waqt Pyaara Nahi Hota Jise Chaho Wo Hamara Nahi Hota Kahne Ko To......
- Har jagah waqt bitana intezar nahi hota
Har Jagah Waqt Bitana Intezar Nahi Hota Har Na Ka Matlab Inkar Nahi Hota.. Yu......
- Waqt e sham ka manzer ajeeb hota hai dekhne
Waqt-E-Sham Ka Manzer Ajeeb Hota Hai; Dekhne Wala Bara Khushnaseeb Hota Hai. Mujhse Insaniyat Ki......
- Agar waqt itna beh raham nahi hota toh
Agar Waqt Itna Beh-Raham Nahi Hota Toh Mere Haath Main Kalam Nahi Hota, Agar Tuh......
- Yar ap k pas konsa mobile hai
yar ap k Pas konsa Mobile hai. Jo bi hai use Pani Se bachana;-) Ye......
- Riddle of the day woh konsa
‘Riddle Of The Day’ Woh Konsa Number Hai Jo 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7,......
- Konsa zakhm tha jo tar o taza na tha
Konsa zakhm tha jo tar-o-taza na tha, Zindge m itne gm thay k andaaza na......
- Wo konsa kaam hai jis k krne
Wo konsa kaam hai jis k krne wale ko ALLAH bht pasand krta hai mgr......
- Qno1 wo konsa fruit hai jis ka
Qno1: Wo konsa fruit hai jis ka na chilka hota hai or na beej hota......
- Iq question wo konsa phal hai
IQ Question, Wo konsa phal hai jiska sirf chilka khaya jata hai. Its a open......
- Konsa zakhm tha jo taza na tha
Konsa Zakhm Tha Jo Taza Na Tha, Zindgi Mai Itne Gham Thy K Andaza Na......
- Konsa zakhm tha jo taza na tha
Konsa Zakhm Tha Jo Taza Na Tha, Zindgi Mai Itne Gham Thy K Andaza Na......
- Jism ka wo konsa hissa hai jo
Jism ka wo konsa hissa hai Jo Garmi or Sardi Dono me ‘GARAM’ rehta hai......
- Yar tmhare pas konsa mobile hy
yar tmhare Pas konsa Mobile hy Jo b hy use Pani Se bachana. Ye sb......
- Girl ye konsa station hai boy
GiRL: Ye konsa Station Hai? Boy: FriendShip Karo Gi To Bataonga. GiRL . . .......
- Karachi ka wo konsa road hai jo
KARACHI ka wo konsa road hai jo aap k naam pr hai? Zara Sochiye… .......
- Wo konsa time hy jo mard ko
Wo Konsa time Hy Jo Mard ko 10 Mint Me Thaka dta Hy Or Orat......
- Ek maa k liye woh konsa kaam
Ek Maa K Liye Woh Konsa Kaam Hai Jo Beta Karay To Bura Aur Damaad......
- Batao wo konsa amal hy jis main
Batao Wo Konsa Amal Hy Jis Main Raahat Aur Laanat Dono Ek Saath Milti Hyn?......
- Islam ka sab say behtreen amal konsa
Islam ka sab say behtreen amal konsa hai? Khana khilana aur har musalman ko salam......
- Kya pata tha tera aur konsa mera
Kya Pata Tha Tera…… Aur Konsa Mera Safar Tha…… Tu Thi Jaise Millika Husn Ki……......
- Pathanduniya ka sub se purana janwar konsa
Pathan:Duniya ka sub se purana janwar konsa hai.. ? Sardar:Zebra.. Pathan:Wo kesey.. ? Sardar:Oye pagal......
- Teachr konsa parinda sub se tez urta
Teachr: Konsa Parinda Sub Se Tez Urta Hai? Student: Haathi! Teachr: Nalaiq! Tera Baap Kia......
- Agr apko muje award do to konsa
Agr apko muje Award do to muje Konsa award do gy?Bst SpeakingBst StylBst SmileBst EyesBst......
- Lady to doctor sex k liye konsa
Lady to Doctor: Sex k Liye konsa time best hai? Dr: Dopaher 2 bajay se......
- Tchr btao ye konsa zmana hy
Tchr: Btao ye konsa zmana Hy ? Me Ro rha hon! Tm Ro rhe ho!......
- Wo konsa colour ha jo meri shadi
Wo konsa colour ha jo Meri SHADI ki pheli subha pe Mujpe SUIT kry ga?......
- Wo konsa pehla indian cricketer tha jo
Wo konsa pehla Indian Cricketer tha jo a Wo konsa pehla Indian Cricketer tha jo......
- Pakistan ka woh konsa shehar hai jahan
‘pakistan’ ka woh konsa shehar hai jahan har larki shadi shudah kehlati hai? Socho Or......
- 2frnds aftr exam 1 oepaper konsa
2Frnds aftr exam 1 Oe,paper konsa tha 2 Math ka 1 Mtlb to papr kr......
- Kis dil konsa chehera kiski bath kartey
Kis Dil Konsa Chehera Kiski Bath Kartey Ho Jo Kabe Hamarey Bun Na Sakey Ajj......
- Yeh konsi manzil hai konsa makam anko
Yeh Konsi Manzil Hai Yeh Konsa Makam Hai Anko Mein Koi Aur Chehra Aur Hoto......
- Ustaad konsa prinda sab se taiz urta
Ustaad: Konsa Prinda Sab Se Taiz Urta Hy? Boy: Hathi Ustaad: Nalaiq Tera Baap Kia......
- Urdu teacher btao ye konsa zamana hai
Urdu TEACHER Btao ye konsa ZAMANA hai? Main Naach raha hon Tum Naach rhe ho......
- Teacher yeh konsa tense hai pakistan main
Teacher: Yeh konsa tense hai, ‘Pakistan main load shedding khatam ho jaye gi’ Student: ‘Future......
- Andaz e junoon konsa hum main nahi majnu
Andaz-e-junoon konsa hum main nahi Majnu Per teri tarha Ishq ko ruswa nahi kerty.. !!......
- Main wafa ka konsa saleeka ikhtiyar karoon
~~Main wafa ka konsa saleeka ikhtiyar karoon~~ FARAAZ~~ ~~Usat Yakeen ho jaye kay mujhay wo......
- Question pizza hut ka opposite kya hota
Question: ?Pizza Hut? ka opposite kya hota hai? – – – – – Answer: Pizza......
- Aj ka sawal larkiyon say pyar hota
aj ka sawal larkiyon say ;pyar; hota hai ya kerna perta hai ….?every girl is......
- Romance kahan se shuru hota hai
“RoMaNcE” KAhAn Se Shuru Hota Hai..? ? ? ? ? Socho socho.. ? ? ?......
- Waqt be waqt zamane se gila humne kiyaa kahan
Waqt-Be-Waqt Zamane Se Gila Humne Kiyaa Kahan Soncha Ki Ye Begano Ki Basti Hain Zindagi......
- Kisi k pass waqt hi nahi koi waqt se pareshan,
Kisi k pass waqt hi nahi koi waqt se pareshan, Kabhi waqt bewafa kabhi waqt......
- Jindagii se hammne waqt be waqt tumhara saath
Jindagii Se Hammne Waqt Be-Waqt Tumhara Saath Manga…………… Jab Bhi Dua Kiya,Khuda Se Tumhare Liye......
- Lo bhai ap k lye arz kia
Lo bhai ap k lye Arz kia ha Murghi ka ho ya ho hathi ka......
- Wah wah bhai o kia kehna
Wah wah wah wah Bhai wah wah wah o’ wah wah kia kehna wah lajawab......
- Do u know what bhai stands for
Do u know what bhai stands for BHAI B.. Best H.. Husband A.. Among I........
- Lo bhai aj 1 or pathan pit
Lo bhai aj 1 or Pathan pit gaya… Molvi jumma parhany se pahly: kisi ka......
- Lo bhai aj 1 or pathan pit
Lo bhai aj 1 or Pathan pit gaya… Molvi jumma parhany se pahly: kisi ka......
- Ye bhai ka sms hai bhidu
Ye ‘Bhai’ Ka SMS hai Bhidu, Reply mile tu Tali Bhidu, Ignore Mile tu Gali......
- Zindgi milti hy 1 bar mout ati hy pyar hota hy dil tootta hy jb sb kuch hota hay
Zindgi-milti-hy 1-Bar Mout-ati-hy 1-Bar pyar-hota-hy 1-Bar Dil-toot,ta-hy 1-Bar Jb-sb-kuch-hota-hay 1-Bar To-phr apki-Yad-Q-ati-hay Bar Bar...
- Haal pochney se konsa haal theek ho
Haal Pochney se Konsa haal Theek ho Jata hai? Ghalib…. Tasali-e-Dil Ho Jati Hai k......
- Bhai ye khushi kya hoti he?
1 Person asks 2 Another Bhai ye khushi kya hoti he? Second person replies, Pata......
- “ yeh altaf bhai kaun hai?“
IBLESS Went To Court To Prove That He Is The Most Cruel & Wicked Guy......
- Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM”.
A man asked Sardarji, why Manmohan Singh goes walking at evening not in the morning.......
- Suno bhai logo aaj tum sab
Suno Suno Bhai Logo . . . . . Aaj Tum Sab Sun Hi Lo......
- Larka hum 25 behan bhai hen
Larka: hum 25 behan bhai hen. Larki: kia aap k ghar family planing wale nahi......
- Himesh bhai ne shaadi ki aur 3
Himesh Bhai Ne Shaadi Ki Aur 3 Saal Tak Koi Bachha Nahi Hua Pucho Kyon......
- Bhai 1 acha sa sms to send
Bhai 1 acha sa SMS to send karo… Agar acha na ho to ganda hi......
- Munna bhai what is the difference between
Munna Bhai: What is the difference between bus & cycle? Circuit: Bus ka stand bus......
- Main toa pehlay hee os k bhai
Main toa Pehlay hee Os k Bhai say buri trha Pit Chuka Hoon Faraz Ab......
- Memon at shop bhai 1 rs
Memon At shop: Bhai 1 RS ka load kar do Shopkeeper: Itna load karwa k......
- Pathan hum 25 behan bhai hai
Pathan: Hum 25 behan bhai hai. Friend: Kia aap kay ghar family planning walay nahi......
- Himesh bhai ne shaadi ki aur 3
Himesh Bhai Ne Shaadi Ki Aur 3 Saal Tak Koi Bachha Nahi Hua Pucho Kyon......
- Himesh bhai ne shaadi ki aur 3
Himesh Bhai Ne Shaadi Ki Aur 3 Saal Tak Koi Bachha Nahi Hua Pucho Kyon......
- ek admi dosrey se bhai yeh
*. .Ek admi dosrey se: ‘Bhai yeh larki kya hoti hai?’ Doosra: ‘Pata nahi Bhai,......
- Sheikh at shop bhai 1 rs
Sheikh at shop: Bhai, 1 Rs. ka easy load kar do! ShopKeeper: Itna load karwa......
- Jo apnay musalman bhai ko us ki
‘jo apnay musalman bhai ko us ki chahat ki cheez khilaye ALLAH TA’ALA usay dozakh......
- Pathan hm 35 behn bhai hai
Pathan: Hm 35 Behn Bhai hai Girl: Kia tumahre ghar Family planing waly nhi aye......
- Ek sahab dosray se bhai ye
Ek sahab dosray sahab se: Bhai ye khushiyan kiya hoti hen? Dosray sahab: Pata nahi......
- If a girl call u bhai so
If a girl call U “BHAI†so don’t get angry. Bcoz, BHAI stands for: B:......
- Charsi bhai time kya hua hy
Charsi: Bhai time kya hua hy? Rahgir: sham k 6 bjy hen Charsi: subah se......
- Teacher wo kon se behn bhai the
Teacher: wo kon se behn bhai the jinho ne pakistan bnane k liy 24 ghante......
- Waqt e tahajud woh waqt ha jab dunya k
Waqt-E-Tahajud woh waqt ha, jab dunya k sare Baadshahon k darbaar bund hote hain, par......
- Waqt be waqt tum mujhe yun aajmaya na
Waqt Be-Waqt Tum Mujhe Yun Aajmaya Na Karo, Aate Ho To Ruk Bhi Jao Laut......
- Waqt be waqt wo yaad aata hai
Waqt be waqt wo yaad aata hai humko, yaad aa ker bada satata hai humko,......
- EXam’s song by Munna bhai:
EXam’s song by Munna bhai: “Chanda Mama so Gaye, Student sarey jage. Dekho pakdo yaron,......
- Mother beta tum ne chotay bhai ko
Mother:: Beta tUm nE chotay bhai ko kursi kyun maari?? Beta:: (hanstay huay) haha mOm......
- Memon at petrol pump bhai 1rs ka
Memon At Petrol Pump Bhai 1rs Ka Petrol Dal Do Salesman: Bhai Itna Sara Petrol......
- Teacher al beruni k bhai kaa naam
Teacher: “Al Beruni” k Bhai Kaa Naam Batao? . . Pathan Buht Sochne k Baad......
- Aap cartoon k bhai ki sister abbu
Aap cartoon Aap k bhai cartoon Aap ki sister cartoon Aap k abbu cartoon Aap......
- Sarkit muna bhai se quot
Sarkit muna bhai se ; " Bhai ye pakistani log 14 AUG pe jashan kiyon......
- If any beautiful girl calls u bhai
If Any Beautiful Girl Calls U Bhai …!!! Then ..Dont Take Tension.. Bcoz Full Form......
- Bhai se dosti marne ka dar sardar
Bhai Se Dosti Marne Ka Dar Sardar Se Dosti Dimag Khone Ka Dar Paro Se......
- Daur aisa hai jismein na ho bhai
Daur Aisa Hai Jismein Na Ho Bhai – Bhai Ka ; To Gila Kya Karoon......
- Arey bhai usiki jabse hui hai jis
Arey Bhai Usiki Jabse Hui Hai Jis Se Mulaaqaat Raah Mein Janchataa Hi Nahi Zamaana......
- Haan bhai ye ishq hai farma ke
Haan Bhai Ye Ishq Hai, Ishq Farma Ke Dekho, Kisi Ko Apna Bana Ke, Kisi......
- Dost mera hai bhai se bhi badkar
Dost Mera Hai Dost Mera Bhai Se Bhi Badkar, Iski Khatir Duniya Se Dikhla Doonga......
- Dharti se aasmaa tak audience are bhai
Dharti Se Aasmaa Tak Aasmaa Se Dharti Tak Dharti Se Aasmaa Tak Aasmaa Se Dharti......
- Meray bhai ye ramzan ka mahina hai
MERAY BHAI YE RAMZAN KA MAHINA HAI IS MAI JITNA HOO SAKAY APNAY GUNAH MAF......
- Teacher al beruni ke bhai ka naam
Teacher: Al beruni ke bhai ka naam batao? Pathan soch mai . . . Pathan......
- Jab tum apney kisi bhai ko gunaho
‘Jab tum apney kisi bhai ko gunaho mein mubtila dekho to us k khilaf shaitan......
- Mein to pehle hi uskey bhai se
Mein to pehle hi Uskey Bhai se Buri tarah pit chuka hon Faraz!!! Ab woh......
- Memon at petrol pump bhai 1rs ka
Memon At Petrol Pump: Bhai 1rs Ka Petrol Dal Do. Salesman: Bhai Itna Sara Petrol......
- Memon at petrol pump bhai 1rs
Memon At Petrol Pump Bhai 1rs Ka Petrol Dal Do Salesman: Bhai Itna Sara Petrol......
- Pathan at shop bhai 1 rupay ka
Pathan at Shop: Bhai 1 Rupay ka Easyload Kardo. Shopkeeper: Itna Load Karwa k Call......
- Or bhai jan kese guzar rahe hai
or bhai jan kese guzar rahe hai tumare umeed ho khush hoge kuonke tumare shadi......
- Or mubarak bhai kese ho main net
OR MUBARAK BHAI KESE HO MAIN NET PER BHETHA KESE GUZER RAHE HAI ZINDAGI....
- Larki doodh waly se bhai aaj
Larki Doodh Waly Se: Bhai Aaj Kal Doodh Bohat Patla Aa Raha Hai. Doodh Wala:......
- Good morningggg pakistan bhai log ko
GOOD morninGGGG Pakistan, Bhai log ko SALAAM, Doston ko HAAYE, Buzurgon ko AADAB, Boys ko......
- Bhai jobs aai hain uno mein aap
Bhai jobs aai hain UNO mein aap bhi apply karo: Place of job UK,USA &......
- Altaf bhai in a revolutionary speech
ALTAF BHAI IN A REVOLUTIONARY SPEECH: Jaaageeerdaaar Waderaaaa Sarmaaayaadaarr mujhee bataaayaaaa jaaayye kisnayy kahaaa thaaaaa......
- Girl o bhai jaan please rasta do
GIRL: O BHAI-JAAN Please rasta do. . . BOY: Tum Larkiyan itna Confuse Kyun Karti......
- Memon at petrol pump bhai 1rs
Memon At Petrol Pump Bhai 1rs Ka Petrol Dal Do Salesman: Bhai Itna Sara Petrol......
- Good morningggg pakistan bhai log ko
GOOD morninGGGG PAKISTAN, Bhai log ko SALAAM, Dosto ko HYE, Buzurgo ko ADAAB Girls ko......
- Memon at petrol pump bhai 1rs
Memon At Petrol Pump Bhai 1rs Ka Petrol Dal Do Salesman: Bhai Itna Sara Petrol......
- Nouman bhai 8102010 ki date me 2
Nouman Bhai 8.10.2010 Ki Date Me 2 Full Return Hain. Ek K 2 Sharbat Hain......
- Asif bhai main ne atif se bat
Asif Bhai main ne atif se bat karlen hain. main ne us ka number lelia......
- Ek bacha dusre se bhai ye khushyan
Ek Bacha dusre se: bhai ye khushyan kya hoty hain? Dusra Bacha : pata nahi......
- Aik aadmi doosray se bhai ye khushi
Aik Aadmi Doosray Se: Bhai Ye Khushi Aur Sakoon Kya Hota Hai ? Doosra Aadmi:......
- Bhai ke liya sistre ik nazuk sa
Bhai ke liya Sistre ik nazuk sa ihsaas hai jo kitni bhi door ho phir......
- Ghussl o kafan bhai as ko shabbir
GhussL o kafan Bhai a.s ko SHABBiR a.s De Chuky Taboot Ly K Qabr e......
- Ek bad taniat shakhs apnay bhai k
Ek bad taniat shakhs apnay bhai k baray min naik guman nahi rakhta q k......
- pathan bhai sahab time
*. . .Pathan: Bhai sahab time kya howa Hè??? Man: Sham ke 6 baje hain!......
- Mast morning bhai log ko salam
‘Mast morning’ Bhai log ko SALAM, Dosto ko HAYE, Buzurgo ko ADAAB, Girls ko PYAR,......
- Pathan oye tere choty bhai ki
Pathan : Oye tere Choty bhai ki Moochay hy Or teri Nahi hy? Q..? 2nd......
- Musalman ko halal nai k apny bhai
Musalman ko halal nai k apny bhai Musalman ki lakri (ya koi bhe chez) beghair......
- Sheikh at petrol pump bhai 1rs ka
Sheikh At petrol Pump: Bhai 1Rs Ka Petrol Dal Do Salesman: Itna Petrol Dalwa ker......
- Sheikh at petrol pump bhai 1rs
‘Sheikh At petrol Pump: Bhai 1Rs Ka Petrol Dal Do Salesman: Itna Petrol Dalwa ker......
- Mirza hello rehman bhai eid mubarak kia
Mirza: Hello Rehman bhai Eid Mubarak, kia kr rhe hen? Rehman Malik: Yar Qurbani kr......
- Oye dengui bhai zara zardari ko
Oye DENGUI BHAI… . . . . . . . . . . . .......
- Pathanapney bhai se tum hamara shadi
Pathan_apney bhai se: tum hamarA shadi par kya khaas kam krE gA? bhai_Hum tmhara shadi......
- Pathan ne ek admi se kaha bhai
Pathan ne ek Admi se kaha bhai Aao pankhy k neechy betho bohut sawab ho......
- Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvayega???
Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega… Chand lamhon mein exam aa jayega… Abhi bhi waqt hai,......
- Circuit bhai agar bina danto ka
Circuit : Bhai agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye…??? Muna Bhai:......
- Teri maa ki behen tere baap bhai
Teri Maa ki Teri Behen ki Tere BaaP ki Tere Bhai ki Tere pure khandan......
- Tere naam salu bhai ganja hua
“Tere Naam” Salu bHai Ganja Hua, “GHAJINI” Amir khAn gAnja Hua. SocH Raha ho0n, ApUn......
- Teri maa ki behen tere baap bhai
Teri Maa ki Teri Behen ki Tere BaaP ki Tere Bhai ki Tere pure khandan......
- Mafhoom e hadis apne bhai ki musibat
Mafhoom e hadis ”Apne bhai ki musibat se khush na ho, kahin aisa na ho......
- Teri maa ki behen tere baap bhai
Teri Maa ki Teri Behen ki Tere BaaP ki Tere Bhai ki Tere pure khandan......
- Munna bhai aay circuit baapu bolay
MUNNA BHAI: Aay circuit! baapu bolay to gandhi ji kapray Q nahi pehantay thay? CIRKET:......
- Circut bhai msg karnay may kitna maza
Circut: Bhai msg karnay may kitna maza ata hayna ak dum chakas! Munna: Magar is......
- Munna bhai nay pehlay din office khola
Munna Bhai Nay Pehlay Din Office Khola To Bara Khush Tha. Us Ki Secertary Nay......
- Mere mohtarim ae bhai shahar se unke
Mere Mohtarim Ae Mere Bhai Shahar Se Unke Aaye Ho Kuch To Batao Mere Yaar......
- Kuch log jamane me aise bhai hotehe
Kuch Log Jamane Me Aise Bhai Hotehe, Mehfil Jo Hastain He Tanhai Me Rotehe. Jo......
- Mujh ko shikwa hain meray bhai keh
Mujh Ko Shikwa Hain Meray Bhai Keh Tum Jaate Ho Le Gaye Sath Meri Umr-E......
- Kunal naam kaa mera ekk bhai hain
Kunal Naam Kaa Mera Ekk Bhai Hain, Aaj Unhe Janamdin Kii Dheron Badhi Hain. Bahut......
- Rakhi ko tayohar tha bandh vane bhai
Rakhi Ko Tayohar Tha Rakhi Bandh vane Ko Bhai Tayar Tha Bhai Bola behna meri......
- Munna bhai abay sarkit ye beta
MUNNA BHAI abay sarkit ye beta agar bina daaton kay kutta katy to kya kerny......
- Rakhi ko tyonhar tha bandhane bhai taiyar
Rakhi Ko Tyonhar Tha Rakhi Bandhane Ko Bhai Taiyar Tha Bhai Bola bahna meri ab......
- Munna bhai aay circuit baapu bolay to
MUNNA BHAI: Aay circuit! baapu bolay to ****hi ji kapray Q nahi pehantay thay? CIRKET:......
- Bhai jaan 15 april ko mari shadi
Bhai Jaan, 15 April ko mari shadi hai zaroor ana Mere mobile me balance nahi......
- Pathan ham 35 behan bhai hain girl
Pathan: Ham 35 Behan Bhai hain. Girl: Kia tumahre ghar Family planing waly nhi aye......
- Agar koi larki apko rah chalte bhai
Agar koi larki apko rah chalte bhai keh de tu ghabrane ka nahi, . .......
- Pathan to rikshaw wala arey o bhai
Pathan To Rikshaw Wala: Arey o Bhai Khaali Ho Kya…? Rikshaw Wala: Haan g Bilkul......
- Mareezdil k operation bad mujhe altaf bhai
Mareez:Dil K Operation K Bad Mujhe Altaf Bhai Acha Lagne Laga Hai. Kya Men Pagal......
- Sardar bhai 1rup ka eazy load kar
Sardar: Bhai 1rup ka eazy load kar do Shopkeepr: Itna load karwa k call karni......
- Kon usay dafan karayjiska na bhai pisar
Kon Usay Dafan KarayJiska Na Bhai Na pisar Kya Kafan Dy Wo Behan Chin Gae......
- Mere pyaare bhai k liye main
Mere Pyaare Bhai K Liye… Main Aur Kya kahon ? Main Aur Kya Likhoon ?......
- Pathan bhai sahab ek litter gurr do
Pathan: Bhai Sahab Ek Litter Gurr Do, ShopKeeper: Gurr Ka Killo Hota Hy, Litter Nhi,......
- 1 admi apny dost sy tera bhai
1 Admi Apny Dost Sy: Tera Bhai Aaj Kal Kya Kar Rha Hy? Dost: 1......
- Agar altaf bhai london najate to kya
Agar Altaf Bhai London NaJate To Kya Hota? To 90 Pe Unka Mazar Hota Farooq......
- Ye message itna phelao k altaf bhai
Ye message itna phelao k ALTAF BHAI tak pohoch jaye. . . . . .......
- Braiking news lo bhai pata chal
BRAIKING NEW’S Lo bhai, pata chal gaya k aj M.Q.M soug q mana rhi hai!......
- Ustad bhai chara ka jmla bnao
Ustad: ‘Bhai Chara’ ka jmla bnao’ PATHAN: ‘Jab Doodh wale se poochha k Doodh itna......
- Munna bhai aby sarkit yeh bata ager
MUNNA BHAI: Aby sarkit: yeh bata, ager bina danton ka kutta kat le to kia......
- Bhai altaf kuch to khayal karna tha
Bhai Altaf kuch to khayal karna tha, Apka Muqabila Zulfiqar Mirza Se Tha Nargis Se......
- 2 sardar bhai 1 class main thay
2 sardar bhai 1 class main thay,, Teacher! tum d0n0 nay apne abu ka naam......
- Behan ki rukhsati me uska bhai bola
Behan ki Rukhsati me Uska Bhai Bola Papa Baji Ro Rhi hain Jiju To Nhi......
- Munna bhai aby sarkityeh bata agar
MUNNA BHAI: Aby Sarkit:’Yeh Bata, Agar Bina Danton Ka Kutta Kat Le To Kia Karny......
- Pathan k bhai mathe pe machar betha
Pathan k bhai k mathe pe machar betha tha. pathan ne danda mara to machar......
- Pathan apney bhai se tum hamari shadi
Pathan apney bhai se: tum hamari shadi par kya khaas kam kro gey? bhai: sub......
- Tum hoti to aisa hota waisa hota
Tum Hoti To Aisa Hota, Tum Hoti To Waisa Hota Tum Is Baat Pe Itna......
- haal puchny se konsa haal
*. . . .Haal puchny se konsa haal theek ho jata hai, SAAQI. . .......
- Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele
Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele, Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he,......
- HABO BHAI TUMI HABOE ROYYA GELA!!
Tomar Jonnae Boka Amar Pahar Soman Jala… R Aj Sai Tumie Bolle Amai… HABO BHAI......
- Bacha miss hamary ghar aaj bhai anay
Bacha: Miss hamary ghar aaj bhai anay wala hay. Miss: wo kasay? Bacha: jab phichli......
- Budha beti tumhara nahna muna bhai
Budha : Beti Tumhara Nahna Muna Bhai Har Waqt Rota Kyon Rehta Ha…? Beti :......
- Sardar bhai sahab 1 kala bulb dena
SARDAR: Bhai sahab 1 kala bulb dena..! Storekeeper: App kale bulb ka kia karoge..? SARDAR:......
- Kaun hei bhai wahan kyun jalata mera
Kaun Hei Bhai? Kaun Hei Wahan? Kyun Jalata Hei Mera Ashiyan? Rehne Do Bhai Rehne......
- Bana hai mera bhai dulha saja uske
Bana Hai Mera Bhai Dulha Saja Uske Sar Pe Ummedon Ka Sehra Chamakta Hai Dekho......
- Ghantu ek kala bulb dena shopkeeper bhai
Ghantu: Ek Kala Bulb Dena Shopkeeper: Bhai Sahab Kala Bulb Nahi Hota, Aur Kale Bulb......
- Pathan bhai sahab 1 kala bulb denastorekeeper
Pathan: Bhai sahab 1 kala bulb dena. Storekeeper: Aap kaley bulb ka kia karainge? Pathan:......
- Ircuit bhai american sadar kahan rehta hai
ircuit: Bhai American Sadar kahan rehta hai? Munna Bhai: Dhobi Ghaat pe. Circuit: Bhai Dobhi......
- Aadmi taxi driver se bhai speed slow
Aadmi Taxi Driver se: Bhai speed slow karo, mere 12 chotay chotay bachay hain…… Taxi......
- Sardar bhai sahab 1 kala bulb dena
Sardar: Bhai sahab 1 kala bulb dena! Storekeper hairat se:kale bulb ka kia karoge? Sardar:......
- 1 raat hazrat peer altaf bhai al maroof
1 Raat Hazrat PEER ALTAF BHAI Al-Maroof M.Q.M (Pistol Walay BaBa) Ek Shakhs K Khwab......
- Pathan bhai sahab 1 kaala bulb dena
PATHAN Bhai sahab 1 kaala Bulb Dena Shop keeper Ap Kaalay Bulb ka Kia Karogey?......
- Behen bhai khala mamo agar zakat
Behen , Bhai KhaLa , Mamo Agar Zakat k Mustahiq Hon To Inhen Zakat De......
- Munna bhai sala apun ko kaisy pata
Munna Bhai: ‘sala Apun ko kaisy pata chaly ga K Yeh Bakra he ya Bakri??’......
- Munna bhai yeh quaid e azam har note main
Munna Bhai: Yeh Quaid-e-Azam Har Note Main muskurate Kyun Rehte Hain? Circuit: Simple Hay Bhai,......
- Jamshed bhai or hafeez halka haat rakho
Jamshed Bhai Or Hafeez Bhai Halka Haat Rakho Apne Hi Salay Han, A Msg By......