Smart Answers

Teachr: r u chew in gum?

Stdnt: no,m john smith:)

Husband: v r hvng mother 4 dinner 2nite.

Wyf: make sure she is well cooked:p

Father: shameful results! do u alwz get such low marks?

Son: no,only whn i take exams;)

Guest: will these stairs take me 2 d 2nd floor?

Boy: no, u’ll hav 2 walk aswell:)

Girl: i hav changd my mind.

Boy: thank God! does new 1 works better?;)<('.') ...