Smart Answers
Teachr: r u chew in gum?
Stdnt: no,m john smith:)
Husband: v r hvng mother 4 dinner 2nite.
Wyf: make sure she is well cooked:p
Father: shameful results! do u alwz get such low marks?
Son: no,only whn i take exams;)
Guest: will these stairs take me 2 d 2nd floor?
Boy: no, u’ll hav 2 walk aswell:)
Girl: i hav changd my mind.
Boy: thank God! does new 1 works better?;)<('.') ...
Related SMS:
- I cannot see pee chew screw oh
I Cannot See I Cannot Pee I Cannot Chew I Cannot Screw Oh My Gosh,......
- A child uses its thumb 2 chew
A Child Uses Its Thumb 2 Chew An Illiterate Uses His Thumb 2 Sign A......
- Fear less hope more eat chew whine
Fear less, hope more; eat less, chew more; whine less, breathe more; talk less, say......
- Just when i got all answers of
JuSt whEn i Got all aNswErs Of My lifE ….. GOD CHANGED MY QUESTION...
- Teachr 2 student wht wil u do
Teachr 2 Student: Wht Wil U Do Wid A 1000Rs. Lying On d Floor?Wil U......
- Teachr wo kon sa event tha jo
Teachr: Wo kon sa Event tha jo na hota to pakistan khush haal hota? Pappu:......
- Teachr gurbat ki had kia ha
Teachr: Gurbat ki had kia ha? Studnt: jb 1 khoobsurat larki 2 rupay mein kiss......
- If god answers ur prayers he is
If GOD answers ur PRAYERS, HE is increasing ur FAITH.If HE delays, HE is increasing......
- Top answers of teachers if they
Top Answers Of Teachers If They Don’t Know The Answers: 1)I Think The Question Is......
- If god answers ur prayers he
If GOD answers ur prayers ,he is increasing ur faith,If he delays he is increasing......
- Answers 1 yellowsome 1 u will
Answers: 1- Yellow=Some 1 U Will Never Lose 2- Orange=Ur True Friend 3- White=Ur Twin......
- Answers 1 nepasnr
Answers : 1) Nepasnr – ( A Tool) Spanner 2) Meor – ( A City)......
- 45 al mujib the one who answers the
45. Al-Mujib: The One who answers the one in need if he asks Him and......
- The only interesting answers are those which
The only interesting answers are those which destroy the questions. ~Susan SontagEsquire, 1968, PMB...
- God answers first the prayers we should
God answers first the prayers we should have prayed. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com...
- Teachr wat is ur father stdnt
Teachr: Wat Is Ur Father? Stdnt : I.C.S. In Summer & P.C.S. In Winter. Tchr:......
- Science teachr girls can u tel
Science Teachr: GIRLS Can U Tel Me Wer Is Ur Heart Exactly? All GIRLS Shouted......
- Teachr tum bade ho kr kya kroge
Teachr: Tum bade ho kr kya kroge? Santa: Shadi. . Teachr: Nahi, mera mtlab kya......
- Studnet to teachr madam are you hen
Studnet to Teachr: Madam are you Hen? Teachr: Shut Up! Why are you asking? Student:......
- class me teachr ne poocha jo
*. .Class me teachr ne poocha jo stupid hy vo khra ho jay pathan khra......
- Teachr tum late q aye ho student
..Teachr: tum late Q aye ho? Student: ghar me ami abo ki larai ho rhe......
- Takleef wo jo tarpa de teachr
Takleef Wo Jo Tarpa De Teachr Wo Jo Saza De Mohabat Wo Jo Wafa De......
- Teachr stdnt se 14 novembr ko hi
Teachr stdnt se: 14 Novembr ko hi ‘Children Day’ q manaya jata hy? Student:q k......
- Teachr wat wil u do aftr growng
Teachr: Wat wil u do aftr growng up?:) Studnt: Facebooking:) T: NO! I mean wat......
- Teachr wht iz noun faraz
Teachr: wht iz ‘Noun’ ? . . Faraz: Kutta b hota hai apni gali me......
- Teachr ye ks tense ka sentence he
Teachr: ye ks tense ka sentence he, ‘MISBAH AFRIDI KA RECORD TOREGA’ Studnt: ‘future impossible......
- Does mankind want the answers to questions
Does Mankind Want The Answers To The Questions Asked By All? Or Do They Want......
- Life gives answers in three ways it
Life Gives Answers In Three Ways, It Says Yes And Gives Whatever U Want, It......
- Answers me be honestly 1 apko
Answers me be Honestly’ 1: Apko sub se ziada sms send krne waley ka naam?......
- Answers 1me joruu ka ghulam ban
Answers: 1:Me Joruu Ka Ghulam Ban K Rahoonga 3:Uff Me Kahan Phans Gaya 5:I Cant......
- Only funny answers r allowed 1
Only Funny Answers R allowed 1. Zindagi kab khobsorat lagti ha? Ans. 2. Ik pardesi......
- Only funny answers r allowed 1
Only Funny Answers R allowed 1. Zindagi kab khobsorat lagti ha? Ans. 2. Ik pardesi......
- Brilliant answers by students q in
Brilliant Answers by Brilliant Students: _ Q. In which battle did Tipu Sultan die? A.......
- Too often we give children answers to
Too often we give children answers to remember rather than problems to solve. ~Roger LewinPACP...
- Sometimes the questions are complicated and answers
Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple. ~Dr Seuss...
- Teachr ne shrab k nuqsan class ko
Teachr ne SHRAB k nuqsan class ko bataye. 1 KEERA SHRAB me dala toh mar......
- Teachr tumhari writing din ba din kharab
Teachr : tumhari writing din-ba-din kharab hoti ja rahi hai Student : sir is lye......
- Teachr konsa parinda sub se tez urta
Teachr: Konsa Parinda Sub Se Tez Urta Hai? Student: Haathi! Teachr: Nalaiq! Tera Baap Kia......
- Teachr kis ne chand pr pehla qadm
Teachr: Kis Ne Chand Pr Pehla Qadm Rkha Tha? Kid: Neil Armstrong Techr: or Dusra?......
- Teachr jo mery swal ka jwab dy
Teachr: Jo mery swal ka jwab dy ga usy chuti…! Srdar ne apna bag khirki......
- Teachr pthan se alama iqbal k is
Teachr Pthan se: Alama iqbal k is shaer ki tashrih kro ‘khol aankhen zmin daikh......
- Why husbands avoid answers wife will
Why husbands avoid answers..!!? WIFE: Will u marry again if i died? HUSBAND: noway! W:......
- Answers me honestly1tanhae main kis ki kami
Answers Me Honestly 1:Tanhae main kis ki kami feel hoti hai ? Ans. 2: log......
- Answers leaf make friends for
Answers : Leaf: Make Friends For Ur Benefit Branch:U Hv 2 Affairs Stem: U R......
- Answers sparrow i am innocent parrot
Answers: Sparrow: I Am Innocent Parrot: I Am Flirt Eagle: U Like Me Crow: We......
- In the book of life answers arent
In the book of life, the answers aren’t in the back. Charlie Brown...
- Answers 1 allah jaldi rukhsati
Answers : 1: Allah Jaldi Rukhsati Ho 2: Me to tang agae hun itna Bhari......
- Logic questions with answers 1wen will
LOGIC QUESTIONS with answers 1)Wen will a horse hav 6legs? 2)Wen does monday cum b4......
- Answers of a brilliant student who obtained
Answers of a Brilliant student who obtained 0% Q. In which battle did Napolean die?......
- Superb answers they should fire the examiner
Superb answers They should fire the examiner who set those questions Answers of a Brilliant......
- I roamed the countryside searching for answers
I roamed the countryside searching for answers to things I did not understand. ~Leonardo da......
- Dreams are answers to questions we havent
Dreams are answers to questions we haven’t yet figured out how to ask. ~X-Files...
- Be thankful that gods answers are wiser
Be thankful that God’s answers are wiser than your answers. ~William Culbertson...
- Teachr 2 sleepy studentwho invented steam
Teachr 2 Sleepy Student:Who Invented Steam Engine? Student: What Sir? Teachr:Yes Correct It’s James Watt......
- Teachr btaen khush fehmi kia h0ti hy
Teachr! btaen KHUSH FEHMI kia h0ti hy? Student! Sir piche dekhen Miss apko bula rhi......
- Teachr whats d benifit of eating spinach
Teachr: What’s D Benifit Of Eating Spinach? Studnt: Eat Spinach & U’ll GrowUp Big &......
- Teachr bcho wada kro cigrett shrab nhi
Teachr. Bcho wada kro cigrett shrab nhi pioge. bche:nhi pienge. teachr:larkio ka pecha nhi kroge......
- Teachr 2 sleepy studentwho invented steam
Teachr 2 Sleepy Student:Who Invented Steam Engine? Student: What Sir? Teachr:Yes Correct It’s James Watt......
- Teachr btao knjoos kon hota he studnt
Teachr: btao knjoos kon hota he? Studnt: sir jis ko hum 100msg bi kren magar......
- Grammar teachr 2 sardr jamila rozana
Grammar teachr 2 Sardr: ‘jamila rozana larkon se milti he’ Batao is jumley mein jamila......
- Jb shoes bechnay wale ki incme teachr
Jb shoes bechnay wale ki incme, teachr ki incme se zyada ho to smj lo......
- Teachr btaen khush fehmi kia h0ti hy
Teachr: btaen KHuSH FEHMI Kia H0ti Hy Student: Sir Piche Dekhn Miss Apko Bula Ri......
- Teachr 2 sleepy student who invented steam
Teachr 2 Sleepy Student: Who Invented Steam Engine? Studnt: What Sir? Teachr: Yes Correct It’s......
- Answers 1299 wow nice 2344 so sweet
Answers: 12=99% wow nice 23=44% so sweet 34= 00% So Sad 45= 101% Kya baat......
- Answers 10 long drive 20 deep kissing
Answers: -10: Long Drive -20: Deep Kissing -30: Hath Pakarna -40: Full Romance Out Of......
- Teachr zamen wale janwer bachy dety h
TEACHR: Zamen Wale Janwer Bachy Dety h Aur Hwa m Urny Waly Anday Wo Konsi......
- Answers hoteling peaceful life long drive
ANSWERS: Hoteling: Peaceful Life Long Drive: Happy Couple Beach At Night: Lots of Romance Out......
- Answers 1tvkuch nahi 2fmkiss 3computerlove 4watchmobile
Answers: 1.tv.kuch nahi. 2.fm.kiss. 3.computer.love. 4.watch.mobile. 5.mobile.roses....
- Those who are too smart
Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by......
- Really smart one i may not
Really SmArt One I May Not Always Love The One Who Loves Me….. But I......
- One day i saw a smart boy
One day I saw a smart boy in a restaurant. What a style. What a......
- If you are too smart to pay
If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart......
- What do smart Sardars
What do smart Sardars and UFOs have in common? – You always hear about them......
- Be smart be clever put me in
Be smart, be clever, put me in your heart, 4-ever. …...
- Do you know why smart people always
Do you know Why Smart People Always Say They r Busy ? ? ? ?......
- This is a smart test try 2
This is a smart test, try 2 solve it: R+CAT+SHOW-RAT+SUN-CHOSE+MOON+I-NOON+GOAL+T-GOAT-U+E Send answer if u r......
- Sub se sweet kon tum smart
Sub se sweet kon. ‘TUM’ Sub se smart kon. ‘TUM’ Tum se sweet or smart......
- Why smart people always say they
Why Smart People Always Say. They are Busy ? ? ? Think ? ? ?......
- This is a smart test try 2
This is a smart test, try 2 solve it R+CAT+SHOW-RAT+SUN-CHOSE+MOON+I-NOON+GOAL+T-GOAT-U+E Send answer if u r......
- Smart tum ho to burey hum bhi
Smart tum ho to burey hum bhi nahi, mehlon mein tum ho to sarkon par......
- The smart cat doesnt let on that
The smart cat doesn’t let on that he is. ~H.G. Frommer...
- Those who are too smart to engage
Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by......
- Amrina is the most beautiful and smart
“Amrina” is The most beautiful and smart girl Say this 10 times slowly with full......
- U r super u great smart
U r super u r great u r smart u r inteligent u r cool......
- A smart lawyer said i learned
A Smart Lawyer Said: I Learned Law So Well, The Day I Graduated I Sued......
- A smart statement never raise ur
A smart Statement “Never raise ur voice, Just improve the quality of ur Argument” Life......
- U r so smart beautiful brillant
U r so smart , U r so beautiful , U r so brillant ,......
- S smart t talented u unique p
S Smart T Talented U Unique P Personlity I In D Demond...
- Hum bhi smart haiaap ho mera
HUM BHI SMART HAI,AAP BHI SMART HO. MERA BI RUNG SAAF HAI APKA BI RUNG......
- Today is a smart people day
Today is a SMART PEOPLE Day! So Send this Message to Someone Who is Smart......
- Do u know y smart people alway
Do u know y Smart People Alway Say They r Busy ? ? ? ?......
- Boys r always smart b0y tumhare pen
(Boys r always smart) B0y: tumhare pen main ink nai hai kya? Grl: andhay h0......
- Sub se cool ap ho sweet smart
=Sub se Cool +Ap Ho =Sub se Sweet +Ap Ho =Sub se Smart +Ap Ho......
- Sab say intelligent koun tum smart
Sab say intelligent koun: TUM Sab say smart koun:TUM Sab say strong koun :TUM in......
- Sab say intelligent koun tum smart
Sab say intelligent koun: TUM Sab say smart koun:TUM Sab say strong koun :TUM in......
- Smart quote i m only responsible
Smart Quote ‘I m only responsible for what I say.. Not for what u understand’..!...
- Allah ap ko ek butiful smart jwan
Allah ap ko Ek butiful Ek smart Ek jwan Patle kmr wali Lal lips wali......
- Your girlfriend is smart intelligent sweet
Your girlfriend is: Smart. Intelligent. Sweet. Talented. Excllent. Romantic. In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R…....
- Think big positive smart beutiful great
Think Big Think Positive Think Smart Think Be?utiful Think Great i know, that,s TOO MUCH......
- I am your girlfriend smart intelligent sweet
I am your girlfriend: Smart. Intelligent. Sweet. Talented. Excllent. Romantic. theek kaha na ? In......
- Romance mathematics smart man woman
Romance Mathematics Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance Smart Man + Dumb Woman =......
- Think big positive smart beautiful great i
Think Big… Think Positive… Think Smart… Think Beautiful… Think Great… I know, that is too......
- Agar koe cute smart girl muj say
agar koe cute smart girl muj say dosti karna chayey to plz call me my......
- romance mathematics smart man woman
~ Romance Mathematics ~ Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance Smart Man + Dumb......
- Think big smart positeve beautiful one wise
Think BIG Think SMART Think POSITEVE Think BEAUTIFUL Think ONE Think WISE Think GREAT Think......
- Ap jesy smart bachy pathano ki
Ap Jesy SMART BACHY Pathano ki Amanat hain Apny Apko Larkiyo ki Pahunch se Dor......
- A smart statement for changing ur life
A Smart Statement for changing ur life: *Never raise ur voice, Just improve the quality......
- Me tumko jadoo se smart banati hon
Me Tumko Jadoo Se Smart Banati Hon Ready Jantar Mantar Mast Qalandar Chooo . (./)......
- Smart quote sorry works when mistake
smart quote!! SORRY works when mistake is made. . . . but SORRY does not......
- Dont get smart alecksy with the galaxy
Don’t get smart alecksy With the galaxy Leave the atom alone. ~E.Y. Harburg, "Leave the......
- Think fresh smart positive beautiful great
Think Fresh Think Smart Think Positive Think Beautiful Think Great I know this is too......
- Smart boss employee profit dumb
Smart Boss + Smart Employee = Profit Smart Boss + Dumb Employee = Production Dumb......
- Sabse intelligent koun tum smart storng
Sabse Intelligent Koun: Tum , Sabse Smart Koun: Tum Sabse Storng Koun: Tum In Sab......
- Aap aik brilliant beautiful genius smart nice
Aap aik brilliant, beautiful, genius, smart, nice, gud looking, intelligent, respectful, kind, ideal larkay/larki ka......
- Bananatall n smart jamsick glasscool moonromantic televisionjolly
Banana:tall n smart Jam:sick Glass:cool Moon:romantic Television:jolly Water:loving n caring Potato:fat Fan:sticky Tea:kanjoos Tube light:stupid...
- Ans 00 mental 11 smart 22 romantic 33 bold 44 naughty 55 joker
ans 00-Mental 11-Smart 22-Romantic 33-Bold 44-Naughty 55-Joker 66-Excellent 77-Sexy 88-Hot 99-Jiddi Kafi suit bi karta......
- Sweet socho smart achcha sacha socho pyara
sweet socho.. smart socho.. achcha socho.. sacha socho… pyara socho.. i know its difficult ........
- Sabse intelligent koun tum sabse smart
Sabse intelligent koun: TUM , sabse smart koun: TUM sabse storng koun: TUM in sab......
- U r happy 2day smart 2day
U R happy 2day… U R smart 2day U R Glamour 2day… U R Lovely......
- Wo kon si 2 jagah hai jahan
Wo kon si 2 jagah hai jahan pe banda n@hi marta? . . . Think......
- Wo kon si 2 jagah hai jahan
Wo kon si 2 jagah hai jahan pe banda n@hi marta? . . . Think......
- Bruce lee was a great man
BRUCE LEE was a great man.. But after his sister gave birth to a baby......
- Wo konsa driver ha jis ka license
Wo Konsa DRIVER Ha Jis Ka LICENSE Nhi Hota? Khud Soch K Niche Answer Dekhna!......
- Q wo kon sa department hy jis
Q: Wo kon sa department hy Jis ma Orat kam nhi kr skti, Batao Chalo......
- Tell me whch animal cant walk
TelL Me Whch “AnimaL” CaN’T Walk, Speak, Listen, It’s Not a t0y. Anx? This Iz......
- Question whats pink and hard when
QUESTION: What’s pink and hard when it goes in… and soft and wet when it......
- Qwhat do u get when cross a
Q:What Do u Get wHen u cRosS A Librarian And A Lawyer? ? ? ?......
- Kissing at top fingering middle firing bottom
Kissing at Top, Fingering at Middle, Firing at Bottom, U know the answer? Cigarette smoking......
- Smoke everyday means ssend mme oone kkool
Smoke everyday! Smoke means S=send M=me O=one K=kool sms E=everyday So plz feel free to......
- Munna bhai arre o circuit ek bakra
Munna bhai: Arre O Circuit Ek Bakra Talaab me Gir gaya hai, Aab Wo Sala......
- Wo kon c cheez hai jisay doctorz
Wo Kon c CheEz hAi JisAy Doctor’z Khana Khanay Se PehLay hAth pEr Lgana PasAnd......
- A bicycle cant stand on its own
A Bicycle Can’t Stand On It’s Own Why … ? Think !! Because It’s Two-Tired......
- Ek murgi aur uske teen bache road
Ek murgi aur uske teen bache road cross kar rahe the. Road cross karne ke......
- 1 choti c larki jis ne abhi
1 choti C LARKI jis ne abhi KG CLAS$ pass kiya ha.. Konsa gana gaye......
- Qhow do you sink a submine ful
Q:hOW do yOU Sink a sUbmiNe fu|L Of BLondes? ? ? ? Ans:KnocK The dOor…....
- In which wordz an english teacher will
In wHich wOrDz An EngLish tEacher Will eXpLain “AMIR’S BODY” In gHajni. ? ? ?......
- Zindagi me race kabhi mut lagana
Zindagi me Race kabhi mut lagana . But why ? Kiun k aap ka naam......
- Whats da min difference bw a 20
What’s Da M?IN DifFErENcE B/W A 20 Yrs yOuNG B?Y & 60 Yrs Old Man?......
- What has one horn and gives milk
What Has One Horn And Gives Milk … ??? ? ? ? ? ? ?......
- What is atom bomb an invention
What iS Atom Bomb? An Invention…. To End All Inventions…....
- Q1wht is red goes tring tring
Q1:Wht is RED & goes TRING TRING?? . . . Scroll down 4 ans .......
- Q why do women have smaller feet
Q: Why do women have smaller feet then men? A: So they can stand closer......
- Qgt whats the difference between in laws and
Q> What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws. A> Outlaws are wanted. :-D…...
- Q what starts with t ends t
Q: What Starts with T, ends with T and is fuLL of T ?? ?......
- Kya tum nisar shah ko jante ho
Kya tum Nisar shah ko jante ho? . . . . . Yakinan nahi jante.......
- Which kind of keys cant open a
Which kind of keys cant open a door?? A Turkey, Donkey, or a Monkey :)…...
- What would happen if women ruled the
What would happen if women ruled the world? There would be no wars. Just a......
- Subha sms shaam din me raat
Subha SMS Shaam SMS Din me SMS Raat me SMS Ghar me SMS Office me......
- Why do we all marry
Why do we all marry? . . . . . . . . . Because......
- Do you know why the spelling of
Do You Know Why The Spelling Of Women Starts With W?? Because All Quetions In......
- Bakhtawar papa ap ko pata hai
Bakhtawar : Papa ap ko pata hai kiya AATA, CHAWAL,CHEENI, kis rung k hote hain?......
- Why is a river rich bco
Why Is A River Rich? Bco Z It Has Two Banks!!…...
- Q if you plugged your nose
Q – If YoU pLuGgEd YoUr NoSe AnD yOuR mOuTh WhIlE yOu SnEeZeD … WoUlD......
- Jst imgnine koi mil worker kaam pe
JSt iMgNinE Koi miL WorKEr kaAM pE JAIn ap kOUn sA sOng gAIn Ge? gUeSs?......
- Gadha gari aur car may kya
GadHa gArI aUr cAr mAy kyA fArAk hA …? GadhA gArI mAy gAdHa bhAr hOTa......
- Ghareeb aadmi aik kaam dil khol ke
GHAREEB AADMI AIK KAAM DIL KHOL KE KARTA HAI SOCHO KIA? ! ! ! !......
- B elow are four 4 questions and
B elow are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them......
- Ek ganja admi aur bowler awaz sun
eK gAnJa aDMi aUr eK bOwLeR eK aWaZ sUn K bUhAt gUsSa HoTaY HaiN… .......
- Joke question why do some teachers wear
*JOKE* Question: Why do some teachers wear sunglasses? Answer: Because their students are very bright!…...
- Qbivi k sar par bhoot kub sawar
Q:Bivi k Sar Par Bhoot kub Sawar Hota Hai? Anx: Ye Bivi Wale Se poche......
- Aik aurat k liye sab sae barrh
Aik Aurat k Liye sab sae barrh ker khudkushi ka jawaaz kia ho sakta hai?......
- Wo kya hay jo naak k aagay
wo kya hay jo naak k aagay hay aur kaan k peeche? . . .......
- Ek aadmi k left hath ki 6
Ek Aadmi K Left Hath Ki 6 Ungliaan Theen, Sab Log Usay “Sultan” kehte thay......
- Q which is the shortest joke a
Q. WHICH IS THE SHORTEST JOKE? A. SANTA SINGH AND BANTA SINGH PLAYING CHESS…....
- How did bruce lee die
How Did Bruce Lee Die? . . . . . . . . . .......
- Once bread and butter were travelling by
Once Bread and butter were travelling by plane? plane crash hua? bread marr gayaa.. lekin......
- What is the advantage for unmarried peoplethinkhaar
What is the advantage for unmarried people??.....Think!......Haar maan...
- Intresting confusions 1kya aap paani k
Intresting confusions;- 1.kya aap paani k andar ro sakty hain? 2. kya fish ko piyaas......
- Q how would you identify banta singh
Q. HOW WOULD YOU IDENTIFY BANTA SINGH IN A SUBMARINE? A. HE WILL BE THE......
- It is well known saying dat quotjo
It Is Well Known Saying Dat "Jo Hanse-Unke Ghar Base" But The Question Is "Basne......
- What is the thing that can shoot
What is the thing that can shoot up, come down or retain its position? ?......
- what i learned in lectures at
‘:’ WHAT I LEARNED IN LECTURES at university’:’ -: how to yawn without opening mouth......
- 8206 answer them if you can
| Answer Them If You Can | > Why doesnt Tarzan have beard? > Why......
- Q what do you take before every
Q: What do you take before every meaL? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?......
- What will a bangali say if someone
What Will A Bangali Say If Someone Cuts His Call … ? ? Socho Its......
- Wht happened when obama won election
Wht Happened When OBAMA Won Election… ??? . . . . . . . Dun......
- Passengerbhai kitne ghante bus me rehtey ho
Passenger:Bhai.. Kitne ghante bus me rehtey ho? Conductor: 24 ghantey.. Passenger: Kaisey? Cond: 8 ghante......
- Ek line mein bahut saari kaali chitiyanants
Ek Line Mein Bahut Saari Kaali Chitiyan(Ants) Ja Rahi Hain Magar Un Mein Se Ek......
- 1 admi ko naddi k us par
1 admi ko naddi k us par jana tha. AATA Piswany to bataho wo kis......
- Suna tha k orat ki zuban bari
Suna Tha k Orat Ki ZubAn bAri hOti hAi. Magr wO KoN C Pakistani Lady......
- The answer to d toughest question ever
The answer to d toughest question ever is here!! wen do u know U r......
- Its the thing that satisfies ur
It’s The Thing That Satisfies Ur Mind, Body & Soul Do It On Bed, On......
- Wat did the cook give his girlfriend
Wat did the cook give his girlfriend 4 their anniversary? . . . . .......
- Judge 2 thiefdo u knnow if tell
Judge 2 thief:Do u knNOw if u tell a l?E where will u gO? Thief:?IN......
- Why is a lecturer greater as compared
Why is a Lecturer greater as compared to a mother? Because a mother can put......
- Why did scientist install a knocker on
Why Did Scientist Install A Knocker On His Door? . . . . Bcoz He......
- Woh konsa waqt hota hai jab bhai
Woh konsa waqt hota hai jab BHAI BHAI ka nai BETA BAAP ka nai MAA......
- Stupid questions people ask in obvious situations
Stupid questions people ask in obvious situations 1. At market: hey! What r u doing......
- 2 aurton ko 20 sal ki saza
“2 aurton ko 20 sal ki saza mli 20 sal ek 7 jail me guzarne......
- Interviewer there are 500 bricks on a
Interviewer: There are 500 bricks on a plane. You drop one outside. How many are......
- How a girl replies if himesh proposes
How a girl replies if Himesh proposes; ‘O huzoor,bhaar me jaey tera suroor,surat se he......
- Agr abhi abhi eik khubsurat larki ka
Agr Abhi abhi eik khubsurat larki ka phone aajaye to tum kya karonge . .......
- Examiner why you wrote the formula
Examiner : Why you wrote the formula in your hand. . . . . .......
- What is the difference between a locomotive
What is the difference between “A Locomotive Engineer” & “A Teacher” ? . . .......
- Romance kahan se shuru hota hai
“RoMaNcE” KAhAn Se Shuru Hota Hai..? ? ? ? ? Socho socho.. ? ? ?......
- Mod obedient neat kind elegent young
Mod Obedient Neat Kind Elegent Young Hey! Thats me. Pareshan na hona, tumhara naam b......
- Q harbhajan asks kumble to bring a
Q: Harbhajan ask’s Kumble to bring a pepsi… Kumble brings a bottle of pepsi but......
- Dear 1 baat hamesha yad rakhna k
Dear 1 baat hamesha yad rakhna k zindagi ma 2 chezein muqadar walon ko milti......
- Most dangerous pj ever warning read
Most Dangerous P.J. ever- ( Warning- Read at ur own risk, b careful ) Agar......
- Q whats the difference between mothers
Q : What’s the difference between Mother’s & Girlfriend’s tears?? . . . . A......