Boy: Aj accidnt hua, uf mrty mrty bcha hn..

Dad: Tmhri he ghlti ho ge

Maa: Mera beta, thek to hai na tu?

Sis: Bhai koi chot to ni i kahen

Bro: Yar dhyan sy chlaya kr,

Lover: Tmhn mera zra b khyal ni?

Frnd: O shit, biryani mlty mlty reh gyi, jaa yaar…:-D

Moral. Dost hote hi kameny hen..:-