A person sends a msg to his friend.Jis tarha heere ko heera katta hai… Sone ko sona katta hai… Lohey ko loha katta hai.. Theek usi tarha dekh lena ek na ek din.. Tumhe kutta katega…

Friend replies

Itna maronga k apne zakham chato gay.

Main ne tumhara kya bigara hai jo tum mujhe kato gay?