Sum1 asked Shakespeare
‘U married a woman elder than u, Why?’
He showed him a calendar and said
‘In this, a week has 7 days..
Can u say which day is younger, either sunday or saturday..?’
So, love comes from heart not in age.
Luv has no age.
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Moral: Senior/Junior sab ko pasaya ja sakta hai’ 😉
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