Once Sikandar-e-Azam & Arastu (his teacher) were going together.There was a deep river in way.
Arastu decided to cross 1st & said:
‘It’s not important that Arastu will die, but it’s so important that Sikandar will survive.’
Bcoz Sikandar is ‘THE NEED’ of this world.
Sikandar laughed, moved ahead & said:
‘It’s so important that Arastu will survive, bcoz Sikandar can’t make Arastu, but Arastu can make many Sikandars.
Dedicated to all Teachers..!
Related SMS:
- Once sikandar e azam arastu his teacher were
Once Sikandar-e-Azam & Arastu (his teacher) were going together.There was a deep river in way.......
- Teacher because of quaid e azam
Teacher : Because of Quaid E Azam Hard work, whaT do we geT on 14Th......
- Teacher agr quaid e azam ek din
Teacher: agr Quaid e Azam ek din k liye zinda hojaen to kia krenge? Student:......
- Teacher dunia me kitne bar e azam han
Teacher: Dunia me kitne Bar-e-Azam han? Studnt: Gi 3 1. Quaid-e-Azam 2. Sikandar-e-Azam aur 3.......
- Pappu teacher sy sir ye quaid e azam har
Pappu teacher sy: Sir ye Quaid-E-Azam har note main hansty Q rehty hain jab k......
- Teacher dunya me kitne bar e azam hen
Teacher: Dunya me kitne Bar-e-Azam hen? Pathan: 4 Teacher: Kn Kn Se? Pathan: 1. Quaid-e-Azam......
- Teacher dunya me kitne bar e azam hen
Teacher: Dunya me kitne Bar-e-Azam hen? Pathan: 4 Teacher: Vry gud. Kn Kn Se? Pathan:......
- Teacher agr quaid e azam aik din kay lia zinda
teacher:-agr quaid-e-azam aik din kay lia zinda ho jaya to kia kary gay…………….! student:-wo pakistan......
- Teacher duniya me kitne barr e azam hen
Teacher: Duniya me kitne Barr-e-Azam hen? Pathan: 4 Teacher: Kon Kon Se? Pathan: 1.Quaid-e-Azam 2.......
- teacher quaid e azam or allama iqbal mai kya
:-(Teacher: Quaid-e-Azam or Allama Iqbal mai kya chez Same hy? Pathan: Dono school ki chutti......
- Teacher qaid e azam or allama iqbal me kia chiz
Teacher:-Qaid-e-Azam or Allama iqbal me kia chiz same he? Pathan: dono chutti waly din peda......
- A great sayng by quadi e azam muslman
A great sayng by. Quadi-e-azam… Muslman musebat main kbhe ghabraya nhn krta…!!!...
- Jo jeete wo sikandar jo haaray
*Jo jeete wo sikandar,* *jo haaray wo jail k andar.* *Jo SMS bheje usko jadu......
- Sikandar jo ban gaye the ki haarna
Sikandar Jo Ban Gaye The Ki Haarna Bhul Gaye Muqadar Ne Aisa Maara Ki Jeena......
- Ye mat bhul ke sikandar housalein bhee
Ye Mat Bhul Ke Sikandar Ke Housalein Bhee Aali Thein Jiss Din Is Duniya Sein......
- Experience is the best teacher but a
Experience is the best teacher, but a fool will learn from no other. Benjamin Franklin...
- Failure should be our teacher not undertaker
Failure should be our teacher, not our undertaker. Failure is delay, not defeat. It is......
- Experience is a dear teacher but fools
Experience is a dear teacher, but fools will learn at no other. Benjamin Franklin...
- Student to maths teacher sir english teacher
STUDENT TO MATHS TEACHER: Sir English Teacher English Main...
- Teacher kia naam hai larki mena teacher
Teacher:- kia naam hai. Larki. Mena Teacher aagay ya peeche kuch lagati ho? Larki:-Sharmate hue......
- Student to maths teacher sir english teacher
STUDENT TO MATHS TEACHER: Sir English Teacher English Main ßaat karta Hon Urdu Teacher Urdu......
- Good teacher ek teacher apne students
Good Teacher Ek teacher apne students ko kahta rahta tha K mein jb parhta tha......
- Koi aisa ism e azam ho jo tumhare
Koi Aisa Ism-e-Azam Ho . Jo Tumhare Dukh Se Nijaat De...
- Qaid e azam ke14 point men se koi 3
QAID-E-AZAM Ke14 POINT men se koi 3 apne ALFAZ men bayan kre? (1)Ainda aain wafaqi......
- Aik pathan quaid e azam k mazar
Aik Pathan Quaid e Azam k Mazar ja kar dua kar raha tha, “Mera Prize......
- Quaid e azam muhammad ali jinnah
Quaid E Azam Muhammad Ali Jinnah Pakistan is proud of her youth, particularly the students,......
- Quaid e azam muhammad ali jinnah
Quaid E Azam Muhammad Ali Jinnah When you have got that light of knowledge by......
- Quaid e azam muhammad ali jinnah
Quaid E Azam Muhammad Ali Jinnah Get out of tranquility and step in the practical......
- Quaid e azam muhammad ali jinnah
Quaid E Azam Muhammad Ali Jinnah I insist you to strive. Work, Work and only......
- Quaid e azam muhammad ali jinnah
Quaid E Azam Muhammad Ali Jinnah Education First When you have got that light of......
- Quaid e azam muhammad ali jinnah
Quaid E Azam Muhammad Ali Jinnah Inviting Aggression THE weak and the defenceless, in this......
- Quaid e azam muhammad ali jinnah
Quaid E Azam Muhammad Ali Jinnah Islamic Socialism You are only voicing my sentiments and......
- Quaid e azam muhammad ali jinnah
Quaid E Azam Muhammad Ali Jinnah Criticism Prise your Government when it deserves, criticize your......
- Quaid e azam muhammad ali jinnah
Quaid E Azam Muhammad Ali Jinnah Individual Conduct IS one regular in one’s habits? Does......
- Quaid e azam muhammad ali jinnah
Quaid E Azam Muhammad Ali Jinnah Scouting Spirit SELF advancement greed and lust for power......
- Aik pathan quaid e azam k mazar
Aik pathan quaid e azam k mazar ja kr dua kr raha tha, mera prize......
- Qaid e azam jinnah 1 bar rastay
Qaid e Azam jinnah 1 bar rastay se ja rahe the, Rastay me kuch Larkian......
- 13 august mubarik quid e azam
*13 August MUBARIK* Quid e Azam ne Farmaya Hay: Jo Logon ko 13 Augst ki......
- Imam azam abu hanifa benamazi ko
Imam Azam Abu Hanifa : ‘BeNamazi ko Qaid me dal diya jay Us wqt tk......
- Quaid e azam ko ulta kareinge to kya hoga
Quaid-e-Azam ko ulta kareinge to kya hoga….? Socho yaar…. Simple yaar Unki Topi gir jaygi;-)…...
- Quaid azam ki life main 3 dates
Quaid Azam ki life main 3 dates sub se ahm hain 1,dat of birth 25......
- Lab gaya quaid e azam da mobile number
LAB GAYA LAB GAYA QUAID-E-AZAM DA MOBILE NUMBER LAB GAYA MERE, MITRO TE YARO LIKHO…......
- Quaid e azam k 3 farman 1awam ki taraqqi
Quaid-e-Azam k 3 farman: 1.’Awam ki taraqqi ki bunyad SMS pe rakhi jati hai’ 2.’Call......
- Quaid e azam b chale gaye liaquat ali
Quaid-e-Azam B Chale Gaye Liaquat Ali Khan B Shaheed Ho Gaye Allama Iqbal B Nahi......
- Interesting quaid azam ki life main
Interesting “Quaid Azam†Ki Life Main “3? Dates Sub Se Imprtnt Hain.. 1. Date Of......
- Amazing fact quaid e azam ke zindagi me 3
‘AMAZING FACT’ Quaid-e-Azam ke zindagi me 3 din sab se eham hain 1) ‘Paidaish 25......
- book khutbaate mubalighe azam majmua
*. . .Book: KhuTbaat_e_ MubaLigh_e_ Azam. [Majmua TaqAreer Muhaqiq_e_ Deen Allama Mohamad IsmaeeL Devbandi] Pg_50.......
- Amzing fact quaid e azam ke zindagi me
‘amzing fact’ quaid-e-azam ke zindagi me 3 din sab se eham hain 1 ‘paidaish 25......
- Interesting quaid azam ki life main 3
Interesting “Quaid Azam†Ki Life Main “3? Dates Sub Se Imprtnt Hain.. 1. Date Of......
- Amzing fact quaid e azam ke zindagi me
‘amzing fact’ quaid-e-azam ke zindagi me 3 din sab se eham hain 1 ‘paidaish 25......
- Salaam happy quaid e azam birthday day
Salaam Happy Quaid E Azam Birthday Day To All Pakistani...
- Amzing fact quaid e azam ke zindagi me
”amzing fact’ quaid-e-azam ke zindagi me 3 din sab se eham hain 1 ‘paidaish 25......
- 1 rupy k sikky pr quaid e azam naam
1 Rupy K Sikky Pr Quaid-e-Azam K Naam K Sath ‘Muhammad’ Likha Hua Hy Ap......
- Mubarak ho quaid e azam ka mobile number
Mubarak ho Quaid-e-azam ka mobile number mil gaya, . . . . . . .......
- Different alqabtitles of gaus e azam 1sayed mohiyuddin amrallah
Different Alqab(Titles) of GAUS-E-AZAM.. 1.Sayed Mohiyuddin Amrallah. 2.Shaikh Mohiyuddin Fazlallah. 3.Aulia Mohiyuddin Aarallah. 4.Maulana Mohiyuddin......
- Amazing fact quaid e azam ki life main
Amazing Fact..!! Quaid-e-Azam Ki Life Main 3 Dates Sab Se Aeham Hain… 1. Date of......
- Amazing fact quaid e azam ki life main 3
Amazing Fact Quaid-E-Azam Ki Life Main 3 Dates Sab Se Aeham Hai 1.Date Of Birth......
- Munna bhai yeh quaid e azam har note main
Munna Bhai: Yeh Quaid-e-Azam Har Note Main muskurate Kyun Rehte Hain? Circuit: Simple Hay Bhai,......
- Quaid e azam k matric mein pakistan studies kitne
Quaid-e-Azam k Matric mein Pakistan Studies mein kitne marks aaye thay . . . ?......
- Yomm e umar qaboleislamumr 27 saal naamumar laqabfarooq e azam kunyatabu
¤YOMM-e-UMAR¤ QaboL.e.iSLam=Umr 27 SaaL Naam=Umar Laqab=Farooq-e-Azam Kunyat=Abu HaFS Azwaj=06 OLad=07 KhiLaFat=10 SaaL 6 Mah 4......
- Baba e qoum quaid e azam quaid e milat liquat ali
Baba-e-qoum Quaid-e-Azam – – – – Quaid-e-Milat Liquat Ali Khan – – – – Maadr-e-Milat......
- Mubarak ho mubarak ho quaid e azam ka mobile
Mubarak ho., mubarak ho. Quaid-e-azam ka mobile number mil gya . . . . .......
- A Teacher Ask
A Teacher Ask “Wot Part Of The Body Goes To Heaven First?” A Child Replies”Feet......
- teacher-if-ab-bc-then-ac-can
Teacher: if A=B, B=C then A=C can u tell one more example of this type......
- How should a teacher be
How should a TEACHER be ? -.-...
- Teacher i want you to tell me
Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of. Pappu:......
- As a teacher it is with them
As A Teacher It Is With Them Your Students Who Listen To You Attentively While......
- You are the best teacher in this
You are the best Teacher in this world. Wherever I may go in my life,......
- Teacher if u tell me where
Teacher: If u tell me where is Allah? I’ll reward u 100 dolars. Student: Sir,But......
- Teacher can you see god
Teacher : Can you see God? Class : No Teacher : Can you touch God?......
- If u think ur dad mom teacher
If u think ur Dad, Mom, Teacher, Boss, Are strict nd Harsh wid U.. Wait......
- Life is different than teacher,
Life is different than teacher, A Teacher teaches lesson, then keeps the exam. But the......
- Teacher to Sardar
Teacher to Sardar: What is Number “Seven” , Even or Odd Sardar: Even Teacher: How......
- Teacher taught me that:
Teacher taught me that: 1 hour=60 min. 1 min= 60 sec. but dey never taught:......
- Teacher Girl Se….
Teacher Girl Se…. Tum Kal School Keon Nahen Aae Thein? Girl: Sir Mujhay Tattian Lagy......
- History Teacher
History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule ? Student: Sir, I......
- Teacher to Santa :
Teacher to Santa : Es line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta......
- Teacher: Jor se bolo?
Teacher: A for? Sardar: Apple Teacher: Jor se bolo? Sardar: Jay mata di....
- TEACHER : Now, PAPPU,
TEACHER : Now, PAPPU, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ? PAPPU:......
- Teacher what should be in a book
Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Pappu: A girl......
- Boy to teacher mam i love
Boy to tEaCheR: MaM I LoVe u . MAm:sTuPiD I M uR mOtHeR , BoY......
- Physics teacher now as you all know
PHYSICS TEACHER: Now As You All Know The Law Of Gravity Explains Why V Stay......
- Teacher your son is very good but
Teacher- Your Son Is Very Good But Spends Too Much Time Thinking About Girls Mother-......
- Teacher ali k papa aaj job par
TeAchEr: “ALi K PaPa Aaj Job Par Gaye Hain” Es Ka Future TenSe Banao StUdenT......
- Teacher did your father help you
Teacher: Did Your Father Help You With Your Homework? Student: No, He Did It All......
- Teacher now class whatever i ask want
Teacher: “Now class, whatever I ask, I want you all to answer, at once.” “How......
- Teacher can anyone tell me advantages of
Teacher: Can anyone tell me advantages of chemicals? Little Johnny: Noxious substances from which modern......
- Teacher asked which came first the
Teacher asked ? Which came first, the Chicken Or the Egg. ? Little Johny Replied......
- Teacher wat is difference bw 1
Teacher: wat is difference b/w 1. Call girl 2. Girl frnd 3. Wife? Student: 1.......
- Teacher y r u late
Teacher : Y R U Late..? All Ur Classmates Came To Class On Time..??!! Student......
- A urdu teacher once said in her
A Urdu Teacher Once Said In Her Class: "Open The Doors Of The Window And......
- Teacher you stupid at your age
Teacher :- You StuPid! At Your Age EinsTen RanKed First In Class,,,, What About You......
- Pathan teacher can i go to the
Pathan: Teacher, Can I Go To The Bathroom? Teacher: Pathan, "May" I Go To The......
- If your teacher puts 2x 5×2
If Your Teacher Puts 2x + 5×2 / -8 + 21 0n The Board And......
- Teacher now children if i saw a
Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what......
- Teacher tell me the names of 10
Teacher :Tell Me The Names Of 10 Chemical Elements ? Student Oxygen, Chlorine, Florine, Bromeen,......
- Teacher now children if i saw a
Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what......
- Teacher what r ur hobbies he
Teacher: What R Ur Hobbies…. He : Sir Reading And Writing Shayri…. Teacher: Ok…. Translate......
- Teacher which is the most confusing day
Teacher: Which is the most confusing day for americans.? Student:’Father’s day’.....
- Teacher bucho kul app nay my dog
Teacher: Bucho kul app nay My Dog per essay likh kar lana hy.Bucha: Miss janay......
- Father teacher who is the of
Father Teacher : Who is the Father of Ibn-e-sina Pathan soch me Gum……….. Pathan reply......
- Teacher pappu go to the map
TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America. PAPPU : Here it......
- Teacher can anybody give an example
TEACHER : “Can anybody give an example of “COINCIDENCE?†PAPPU : “Sir, my Mother and......
- Teacher what should be in a book
Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Pappu: A girl......
- Teacher is not who teaches but he
‘Teacher is not who teaches but he makes you something.’...
- Teacher tell me your name in english
Teacher: Tell Me Your Name in English. Student (After 2 Mins): ‘Age Long Oven’ Teacher:......
- Son mom teacher was asking me today
Son: “Mom, teacher was asking me today, if I have any brothers or sisters who......
- Teacher tell me your name in english
Teacher: Tell Me Your Name in English. Student (After 2 Mins): ‘Age Long Oven’ Teacher:......
- Teacher tell me da names of
TEACHER:- ! ! TELL ME DA NAMES OF 10 CHEMICAL ELEMENTS ? ! ! !......
- It is the supreme art of teacher
It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and......
- Teacher 2 me se minus
Teacher : 2 Me Se 2 Minus Ker Do Tou Kia Bache Ga ? Gul......
- Teacher 1877 ko kya hua tha
Teacher: 1877 Ko kya hua tha? PATHAN: I don’t know Tchr: Stupid,Quaid.e.Azam Peda Hue Thay......
- Teacher tell me the names of
Teacher Tell me the names of 10 chemical elements ? . . Student Oxygen, chlorine,......
- teacher tmhary abu ka kya
*. . .Teacher: Tmhary Abu Ka Kya Naam Hy Sardar: Google Singh Teacher: Yeh Kesa......
- Teacher tell me the names of 10
Teacher: ‘Tell Me The Names Of 10 Chemical Elements?’ Sardar Student: ‘Oxygen, Chlorine, Florine, Noreen,......
- Teacher y r u late all ur
TEACHER: Y R U LATE??? ALL UR CLASSMATES CAME TO CLASS ON TIME??? STUDENT: JHUND......
- Teacher he gave me 14 and 15
Teacher: He gave me 14 and 15 rupees, is ko urdu me translate karo? Girl......
- Teacher 2 mai se minus kr do
Teacher: 2 mai se 2 minus kr do to kya bcha? Pathan: hum ko swal......
- Teacher he give me 14 and 15
Teacher: He give me 14 and 15 rupees, esko urdu mein translate karo? Girl sharmate......
- My teacher pointed at me with a
My Teacher Pointed At Me With A Stick & Said: ‘At The End Of This......
- Teacher ye kon sa tense hai
Teacher: ye kon sa tense hai, ‘misbah century bnayga.’ student: ‘Future Impossible tense’...
- Teacher gurbat ki had kia h
Teacher: Gurbat ki had kia h? Student: jb 1 khoobsurat larki 2 rupay mein kiss......
- Teacher did you do your homework
Teacher: Did you do your homework? Student: Did you grade my test? ……Teacher: I have......
- Teacher to kg kid how many months
Teacher to KG Kid: How many months are there in a year..? Kid:12 Teacher:Wow …......
- Teacher how many days are there
Teacher : How many days are there in a year? Student : Three Hundred and......
- New teacher students tell ur name
New Teacher: Students tell ur name & hobies. Boys: I’m Sam My hobby is watching......
- Teacher why r u late for
Teacher: Why r u late for school? KID: Because of Sign. Teacher:What Sign? KID: It......
- Teacher wo kon c cheez hai jo
Teacher: Wo Kon C Cheez Hai Jo Insan Ki Izzat Ko Mazbooti Se thamay Rakhti......
- Teacher last year u were in
TEACHER: Last year u were in luv with that girl & this year u r......
- Teacher 1 book
Teacher: 1 book + 1 book = ? Student: 2 books. Teacher: Good! 3 books......
- Teacher what is half of 8
Teacher: What is half of 8? Student: Depend krta hai mam agar horizontaly aadha kro......
- The teacher who is indeed wise does
The teacher who is indeed wise does not bid you to enter the house of......
- A child never seen his hipsonce teacher
A child never seen his hips.once his teacher beat him on his butts ,he came......
- New teacher anbody who thinks he is
New Teacher: “Anbody Who Thinks He Is Stupid, stand Up” Pathan Stoodup Teacher: R U......
- Two girls were arguing when the teacher
Two girls were arguing when the teacher entered the room. The teacher says,...
- Teacher what is the difference between orange
Teacher: what is the difference between orange & apple? Sardar: the colour of orange is......
- Teacher wo 3 lafz batao jo sab
Teacher: Wo 3 lafz batao jo sab se zyada boley jatey hain? Student: Mujhe nahi......
- Teacher partoghakh tha pa english ke
TEaChEr: PArToGhAkh THa Pa EnGlIsH KE SAwAya. . . . STdNt: PHD . . .......
- In a class teacher asked if i
In a class, teacher asked: If I buy an item@ 12.75 n sell@15.25, it’s loss......
- Maths teacher asks a boy what are
Maths Teacher Asks A Boy What Are 2,4,10,17? The Boy Replies They Are HBO, ZOOM,......
- History teacher maria go to the map
History Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. MARIA: Here it is!......
- Teacher what is the difference between landline
Teacher: what is the difference between landline & mobile? sArdar: Landline par number hum ungli......
- Teacher how can v stop milk from
Teacher: how can v stop milk from getting sour? Johnny: keep it in the cow….!!......
- Teacher to stundent uve been snding
Teacher To Stundent – U’ve Been Snding E-mail Other Students That I’m Ugly Student –......
- In which wordz an english teacher will
In wHich wOrDz An EngLish tEacher Will eXpLain “AMIR’S BODY” In gHajni. ? ? ?......
- Teacher what are the products of sugar
Teacher: what are the products of sugar?? Student: i dont knw Teacher: of course u......
- Innocent reply kid teacher can i go
Innocent Reply: Kid: TeaCher Can I Go To The BathroOm ? Teacher: (CorreCting him) “May”......
- Teacher y are majority of south
Teacher : Y are majority of south Indians dark in colour ? . . .......
- Teacher name the thing which carries more
Teacher: Name the thing which carries more weight but has vary less weight. Student: ur......
- Teacher 2 studentshabaash agr tum isi tarah
TeAchEr 2 sTudEnt:shAbaAsh!! Agr tUm iSi tArah mEhnAt kRtAy rAho gAy tO Next yEar Bhi......
- Teacher tum bare ho kar kya karoge
Teacher: Tum Bare Ho Kar Kya Karoge? Student: Shadi… Teacher: Nahi, Mera Matlab Hai Kya......
- Teacher ne 1 bache ki mother ko
Teacher ne 1 bache ki Mother ko likha k bache ko Nehla k School bheja......
- Teacher oxygen is must for breathing it
Teacher: Oxygen is must for Breathing. It was discovered in 1773. Sardar: "Thank God, I......
- Teacher dear ravi where were u
Teacher : Dear Ravi, Where were u born ? Ravi : Tiruvanantapuram Teacher : ok,......
- A teacher lecturing on population says in
A teacher lecturing on population says In India aftr evry 10 second a woman gives......
- A teacher lecturing on population in
A Teacher Lecturing On Population – In India After Every 10 Sec A Woman Gives......
- Teacher what is the chemical formula for
Teacher: What Is The Chemical Formula For Water Sarah: Hijklmno Teacher: What Are You Talking......
- Impact of movies teacher who
Impact Of Movies : Teacher :- Who Is Mahatma Gandhi? Student :- He Is The......
- Ek baar ki baat hai teacher ne
Ek Baar Ki Baat Hai Teacher Ne Beta Ramu Se Pucha Bata Kaun Hai President......
- Teacher a c kisi jaga ka nam
Teacher: A C kisi jaga ka nam batao jisse banaya to addmi ne hai magar......
- Math teacher to studnt if u hv
‘Math teacher to studnt: If U hv 1000 Rs in 1 pocket & 1000 rupees......
- Teacher agar tm apny ami ko mum
Teacher: Agar tm apny Ami ko ‘MUM’ kho to Ami say bari Khala or choti......
- Teacher 2 sardar jis ko sunai na
Teacher 2 sardar: Jis ko sunai na de use English me kya kahenge? Sardar: Jo......
- Teacher usa me kutta marnay pr 2
Teacher: USA me kutta marnay pr 2 saal Qaid ho skti hy Student:ye kuch B......
- Teacher tum baray ho ker kia kero
teacher: Tum baray ho ker kia kero gay? Student: Shadi… Teacher: Nhe mera matlab hai......
- Teacher to student can you define who
Teacher to Student: “Can You Define Who is a Lecturer…???†Student: “A Lecturer is a......
- Teacher what is the difference between landline
Teacher: What is the difference between Landline and Mobile Phone..? Sardar: On landline we dial......
- Teacher asked to a boy whats the
Teacher asked to a boy. What’s the difference between young age and old age..? Boy:......
- Teacher a c kisi jaga ka nam
Teacher: A C kisi jaga ka nam batao jisse banaya to addmi ne hai magar......
- Teacher y are majority of south
Teacher : Y are majority of south Indians dark in colour ? . . .......
- Teacher tum bare ho kar kia bano
TEACHER: TUM BARE HO KAR KIA BANO GAY? STUDENT: DULHA TEACHER: OHO!!!!!!!!! I MEAN BARE......
- Teacher ap ki madri zuban kon
Teacher : AP ki madri zuban kon si hai ? SARDAR : Koi nahi .......
- Thousands words of a teacher does not
Thousands words of a teacher does not hurt But the silence of a friend in......
- Ek teacher ny brazer ni pahna tha
EK TEACHER NY BRAZER NI PAHNA THA OR US K BLOUZ K 3 MA SY......
- teacher student se larki
*. . .Teacher student se: ‘larki aur ainak mein kya cheez mushtrik hai….? Student: ‘Sir,......
- Teacher in 1773 it was discovered that
Teacher: In 1773, It Was Discovered That Oxygen Is Must For Breathing. SARDAR: Thank GOD,......
- Maths teacher asks a boy what are
Maths Teacher Asks A Boy What Are 2,4,10,17? The Boy Replies They Are HBO, ZOOM,......
- Teacher ne 1 bache ki mother ko
Teacher ne 1 bache ki Mother ko likha k bache ko Nehla k School bheja......
- Teacher to sardar 5 janwaro k nam
Teacher to sardar: ‘5 janwaro k nam batao jo pani me rahte he?’ Sardar: ‘Fish’......
- Teacher i lover you kis ne ijad
Teacher= I lover you kis ne ijad kia? Student= china ne Teacher= wo kaisay? Student=......
- Teacher wo konsi raat thi jo na
Teacher: Wo konsi Raat thi jo na hoti to “PAKISTAN†khush-hall hota? Student: Zardari ki......
- Teacher bachcho kya tum jante ho
Teacher: bachcho kya tum jante ho Qayamat kab aayegi? Student: yes sir, jab Vaillentine day......
- In chemistry class teacher ask 2 a
In chemistry class teacher ask 2 a Girl. what is nitrate? Girl(sharma k) sir,night rate......
- Cool attitude teacher y r u
Cool Attitude… Teacher : Y R U Late.. All Ur Classmates Came To Class On......
- Teacher who is the male of duck
Teacher: Who Is The Male Of Duck? . . Pathan: Frog . . Teacher: Why?......
- Teacher asks children what do u wish
Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future? Vinod: I want 2b......
- Thousand words of a teacher does not
Thousand words of a teacher does not hurt… But the silence of a friend in......
- Teacher home work kyn nh kia
Teacher: home work Kyn Nh Kia, Student: sir light nhn Thi, Teacher: mom bati jaa......
- No smoking teacher ne 1 keera
(NO SMOKING) Teacher ne 1 keera smoke jar me Dala to wo mar gya Techer:Ap......
- If a single teacher cant teach all
If a single teacher can’t teach all the subjects than how can you expect a......
- Teacher your son is failsee his report
Teacher: Your son is fail.See his report Eng-20 Math-15 Urdu-18 Bio-17 Total-70 Pathan: TOTAL me......
- Teacher 1876 ko kya hua tha pathan
Teacher: 1876 Ko kya hua tha? PATHAN Ni pata Teachr: Stupid Quaid.e.Azam Peda Hue The......
- Teacher whoever answer my next question can
…*Teacher whoever answer my next question can go home… Student throws his bag outside the......
- Math teacher to sardar how can u
Math teacher to sardar. how can u distribute 8 apples among 6 people equally ?......
- teacher 2 student jo cheez
*. . .Teacher 2 student: Jo cheez tumhe Tang ya pareeshan kare use apne pas......
- Ek teacher ne bacho se poocha ke
ek teacher ne bacho se poocha ke nadi nale kahan se niklte hain ek bache......
- Teacher 2 student copy pr
Teacher 2 Student : Copy Pr Train Banao Ma 5 mint Me Ati Hun. 10......
- Teacher wo kon se behn bhai the
Teacher: wo kon se behn bhai the jinho ne pakistan bnane k liy 24 ghante......
- A good teacher must know the rules
A good teacher must know the rules; a good pupil, the exceptions. ~Martin H. FischerFFM...
- A good teacher is like a candle
A good teacher is like a candle – it consumes itself to light the way......