Abbreviations for our degrees:
B.A —- BEAUTIFUL ANGLE
B.E —- BEAUTIFUL EYES
B.Sc — BEAUTIFUL STRUCTURE
B.L —- BEAUTIFUL LIPS
M.B.A — MARRIED BUT AVAILABLE
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- beautiful rose,
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- May the festival
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- Every tear is a sign of brokenness,
Every tear is a sign of brokenness, Every silence is sign of lonliness, Every smile......
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Ah– I forgot your name. Can I call you mine? And, in case you forget......
- Best friends are the people worth living for.
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- who cares the best…
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- Please remind me to remind you
Please remind me to remind you about reminding Me to send you this reminder that......
- If I could have ,
If I could have , I would wish to wake up everyday To the sound......